text: The film takes place at the fictional Camden College, a liberal arts school in northeastern New Hampshire and it set in the late 1980s. The opening sequence introduces the three main characters - Lauren Hynde (Shannyn Sossamon), Paul Denton (Ian Somerhalder), and Sean Bateman (James Van Der Beek), in turn. They are three college students at an "End of the World" party, and although they don't interact at the party, they share a certain apathetic perspective.Lauren is at the crowded dorm party trying to lose her virginity. She wants to go to bed with Victor, her stylish dreamdate, but is settling for Raymond, the handsome film student who can't keep his eyes off other girls' breasts long enough to get her into bed. They finally go upstairs, passing Sean along the way. Sean watches with them leave with the dark look that only a spurned lover can generate, tearing up what appear to be love letters as they go.Upstairs, Lauren takes Raymond into a friend's room rather than her own and feeds him a joint, then passes out on the bed before they can go further. She wakes up getting fucked from behind, but doesn't seem particularly upset about it. Then she realizes that Joel is filming the whole episode on his vid camera and her sex partner is a 'Townie' from the party. She's still not too upset, sort of resigned. Then the door to the room bursts open and two other guys stumble in looking for a place to stash their keg of beer, Joel complains about his 'light', the Townie starts to climax and then pukes at the same time all over Lauren's back. Suddenly the film goes into rewind.(Note: If you're totally turned off at this point, stop reading. If you're only fairly disgusted, but intrigued, this opening scene sets the tone for the whole film.)We "rewind" downstairs to the party where we meet Paul, a very pretty and confident young guy who's obviously at least bisexual from first glance. He's chatting up with some other guys and has a vibe going with one of them. He suggests the two of them retire upstairs for some dope, but when they get up to the other guy's room and Paul puts the moves on, the other guy chickens out, punches Paul a few times and throws him out of his room while loudly defending his heterosexuality. Paul lies humiliated on the hall floor and has a cigarette, mentioning in voice over that his date of moments before came out of the closet a year later and became a huge queen while slagging Paul's virility.Rewind downstairs again to meet Lara (Jessica Biel), Lauren's roommate and the resident "dumb-blonde" sex queen party-girl who seems to live for getting messed up and then laid.We learn in voice-over that she does the entire football team the next year, but years later is a Senator's wife with four kids.Finally we meet Sean, who's sporting evidence of a recent beating, though it's impossible to tell if he was the winner. He looks like he didn't come off too bad at least. He does his own voice-over, a recurring trend. He complains that he rarely feels any true emotions himself (classic sociopath symptom), but enjoys vibing off other peoples' as an 'emotional vampire'. He can project a dark intensity and focus that women find very intriguing.Sean finishes ripping up the letters and notices a pretty young blonde girl (Kate Bosworth) across the room.He catches her eye and holds her attention as he walks across the room to her, noting the sexual promise of her lips. The blonde thinks she recognizes him and in fact Sean thinks he fucked her the first week of school, several months ago, but he introduces himself as 'Peter the first-year'. He says it with the tone of one both utterly confident in his lie, and utterly amused at his own blatant audacity. The blonde is hooked and she introduces herself as Kelly. Sean and Kelly go upstairs and hit the sack. Kelly's turned on and completely drunk but Sean's having trouble maintaining interest - something's missing. He finally realizes this is the first time in ages he's had sex while not drunk.End Credits. Rewind WAY back to near the beginning of first term at the college months earlier.Lauren walks through campus, Sean wakes up under a tree surrounded by beer cans.Sean goes up to his campus mailbox and picks up a love letter. It obviously is one of a series of anonymous love-notes, and Sean's really getting off on them. Not the idea of love, or loving someone, but that someone loves HIM.Then he goes to see his drug connection, a distributor in the local town. This guy Rupert may be small college town, but he's a serious drug dealer who sniffs too much of his own product and hates a debtor, while Sean still owes from last year. However, Sean manages to bs his way out of a beating and into an advance on some coke to deal on campus.Sean goes to the campus canteen for some food but it doesn't meet his approval, so he scowls at the girl serving him and dumps the whole tray in the garbage.We catch up on Lara and Lauren, new roommates, and learn that Lauren is definitely a virgin and saving herself for Victor Johnson, her former boyfriend, currently attending college in Europe. Lauren has a book full of venereal disease photos to help distract herself from her raging hormones and deny temptation.The Start of the World night party, a wickerman rip-off in some field near the college. Paul goes vamping up to Mitchell (Thomas Ian Nicholas) (the same guy who will beat up Paul later), a fairly straight guy who obviously had at least a one night stand with Paul and now wants to sweep it under the rug. He practically runs away from Paul and into the arms of Candice (Clare Kramer), a fellow student who's looking for some action and isn't shy about it. She invites Paul along for a threesome and Mitchell almost has a heart attack, but Paul bows out, much to Mitchell's relief. Paul wants Mitch to himself or not at all.Sean sits in Marc's (Fred Savage in a hilarious and unrecognizable cameo) room, trying to collect some drug money he's owed. Unfortunately for Sean, Marc's too distracted with lying on his bed naked, shooting smack between his toes and smoking up while playing the clarinet. Badly.Sean shows up at the party looking for some beer and distracton from his troubles and catches Paul's eye. Paul invites him out for Mexican the next night, only getting Sean's attention by offering to pay. Sean agrees but is too uninterested in the whole conversation to catch that Paul's hoping for a hookup.The next morning, Saturday, Lauren wakes up studiously early and gets properly ready for her morning philosophy class, arriving at the class room early. Sean wakes late, smokes a joint, hits the crapper, puts on dark sunglasses and stumbles over towards class.Lauren finds the young Professor Lawson (Eric Stoltz) sleeping off a drunk in his office behind the class and delightedly sneaks a couple pulls on the joint still smoldering on his desk before leaving. She runs into Sean in the hallway outside class and tells him it's cancelled, where his rough uncaring confidence catches her fancy, and her obvious attraction catches his attention. Lauren wanders away leaving Sean wondering if she's his mystery pen-pal.That night... ANOTHER PARTY. Actually, the Saturday night pre-party party. Lauren decides enough is enough, she's going to get rid of her pesky virginity and Sean's the man. Unfortunately, Sean doesn't show right away.Meanwhile, Paul is increasingly infatuated with the idea of getting together with Sean, convincing himself that the feeling must be somewhat mutual. He's getting ready for their 'date' when some of Paul's more flagrantly gay friends burst in and shanghai Paul into helping take another od'ing friend of theirs to the hospital. Everyone's freaking out on the ride to the hospital except for Paul, who's much more worldly than the others and convinced their friend is just passed out.He's right. When they get to the hospital a jaded doctor who's sick of having drunken students stumble into his Emerg takes one look and starts calmly pretending that the guy's dead, just to freak the others out. However, the guy wakes up and his gay friends drag him back out to the car, much to Paul's annoyance and disgust at their naivete.At the party, Sean finally arrives just in time to run into Paul, who apologizes for missing their dinner date. Sean has no clue what he's talking about, but agrees to go up to Paul's room on an offer of some dope to smoke. Lara and Lauren see them go, but don't believe Sean could possibly be leaving to sleep with Paul.Lauren leaves the party with Prof. Lawson for lack of her first choice and goes back to his office, where she's nervous and uncomfortable. Lawson sleazily insinuates that he can't sleep with her for fear of his tenure but he hears much of her oral skills. Lauren obliges without protest, although it's obviously her first time.In Paul's room, Sean smokes up and watches porn while ignoring his host, while Paul fantasizes about making out with Sean. The next morning they're still there, interrupted by a phone call from Paul's mother. Sean leaves, 'borrowing' a number of Paul's cds at the same time, while Paul agrees to meet his mom and some family friends for dinner.Sean picks up another love note at his mail box - this one just says 'Tonight's the night'. He's more convinced then ever that Lauren his secret admirer.Paul meets his mother (Faye Dunaway) at an upscale hotel in town for dinner, where his childhood friend Richard "Dick" Jared (Russell Sams) bursts into the hotel room where Paul's staying. Dick is strikingly handsome, wildly gay, just plain wild, and obviously had a thing with Paul when they were younger. One thing Paul looks upon fondly with nostalgia but would like to leave behind. Dick swigs straight from a bottle of bourbon and tries to seduce Paul until their respective mothers burst in.Paul's mother and Dick's mother (Swoosie Kurtz) are surprised, slightly tipsy themselves, but also clueless. These women are rich, oblivious, shallow, and utterly unable to deal with their children. Luckily for Paul's mother he's reasonably responsible, at least with his own life. Dick's mother is getting dragged along behind a wild stallion. The older women leave the boys to get ready for dinner, the boys go wild for 15 minutes.Paul phones the dorm to speak to Sean, who's completely indifferent and eventually hangs up on him. Paul finally allows himself to believe that any mutual attraction was only in his mind.Back at the hotel restaurant, Dick lounges gorgeously and sucks back drinks while disrupting any attempt at conversation, until finally he storms off in a pretend huff when he gets bored. The mothers deal with this by discussing their respective car colors. Paul orders his mother another drink when she can't make up her mind without someone else's help.The next party - Dress to Get Fucked. People run around in various simple erotic costumes and states of undress. Lauren has definitely decided to give herself to Sean, much to her friend Lara's secret jealous rivalry. Sean is at the party, wearing his usual sweater and chinos, eating 'shrooms, looking for Lauren and looking for sex, but she's not there. However, Lara is in a baby-doll, looking to bag Sean before Lauren can.Next thing Sean knows, he and Lara are on her bed going at it. Lara's enjoying things and oblivious, while Sean completely wasted on 'shrooms. He can only enjoy himself by covering Lara's face with his hand so he can't see her, and imagining Lauren in her place. After he cums Sean falls off the bed, then vows not to do 'shrooms again. At least not while looking to get laid.In a dorm bathroom, an unknown girl prepares to commit suicide. She climbs in a tub of warm water and slits her wrists, doing it right. There's pain, then eventually she drifts off, sifting through her memories as she does so. It becomes clear that THIS is Sean's secret admirer. She's the girl from the canteen who saw him every day at meal time, watched from afar at every party, never approached him, and was never noticed at all. Then she saw him leave the party with Lara.Lauren returns to her room, while Sean's pulling up his pants. Sean tries to recover by claiming 'I only slept with her (Lara) because I love you'. Lauren staggers out and into the bathroom, where she discovers the suicide.The next morning an ambulance takes away the body and Sean tries to make up with Lauren, even though they never really had a relationship at all as far as she's concerned. No one knows about the love notes and their true author of course. Lauren blows him off.After failing to make a dent in Lauren's refusal, in frustration Sean tries to hang himself in his room, though he's obviously not really trying and just pulls the hook out of the ceiling. Then he downs all the aspirin and Nyquil he has in his bedside table, but just wakes up the next morning having puked all over himself and wet the bed. This snaps him out of the funk and he then manages to lure Lauren to his room in a moment of her weakness and potential forgiveness, just so he can fake a suicidal slit-throat in front of her, then yell Surprise!. She's non-plussed and decides Sean's a bit psycho and she definitely wants nothing to do with him.Sean gets no more love notes.Lauren's ex-boyfriend Victor (remember him?) (Kip Pardue)... returns from Europe and regales Sean and Mitchell at a diner with a two-minute montage of his travels, mostly involving taking assorted drugs in different cities, seducing attractive women, and masturbating in their presence in lieu of sex. Oh, and he almost had a threesome with a couple of terrorist swingers who subsequently bomb a tourist attraction.Victor and Mitch want some cocaine from Sean, but he says he needs to go meet his connection to get it. Victor doesn't trust Sean (he's no idiot) and after paying the $300 tag insists that Mitchell go along to ensure that Sean doesn't just pocket the cash. Sean insists on taking Mitchell's new Mercedes and driving, and Mitchell agees (he's an idiot).They get to Rupert's house (remember him?) (Clifton Collins, Jr.) and head inside, much to Mitchell's consternation (he's a lite-weight), where the drug dealer's having a little get-together with some very large bouncer-type friends. Rupert's in the kitchen sawing up bricks of marijuana with an electric knife. He isn't too impressed with the $300 since Sean owes him $3k, and Rupert's enforcer picks up a baseball bat to do some damage until Sean points at Mitch and says those immortal words: "He's got it."Rupert's so coked up he actually believes this, and all his heavy friends are converging on the kitchen for a bruising, while Mitchell freaks and denies everything. Much to everyone's surprise, Sean then relents and admits that Mitch doesn't have any money, then quickly jumps Rupert and manages to grab the knife in the scuffle. Mitchell and Sean escape out the back door before Rupert can shoot them, Mitchell squealing like a little girl. Sean also drives back to the university because he kept the car keys.The entire thrill ride has been a high for Sean and he's stoked and laughing his head off, while Mitchel is traumatized and practically wetting himself. Sean leaves Mitch cowering in his car with the coke Sean promised, which was in his jacket all along.Lauren hears that Victor is back and perks up, prettying herself for a trip his room with Lara's help while staring at Victor's picture. She leaves to finally take care of business.Sean catches up with her along the way and confronts Lauren again, trying to pry some caring from her by revealing that he attempted suicide for real before he faked it. Sean also confronts her with the love notes and how he's knows how she feels about him, but Lauren's just confused and of course denies having any idea what he's talking about. She also makes it clear that she's now convinced that no one can ever know anyone.Lauren stalks off through the snow to meet Victor, while Sean is left standing frustrated and bereft, unsure whether she's telling the truth or not.At Victor's dorm, Lauren walks in fluffing her hair and laughing to herself at Sean's bizarre behavior, knocks on Victor's door, and gives him a big kiss immediately upon opening. Victor is startled and doesn't recognize her, while Lauren doesn't really listen to what he's saying and breezily forgives him for not calling her to say he was back from Europe. Victor starts to pretend that he completely remembers Lauren, then realizes that no, he actually has no idea who this girl is. Victor's door glides open further to reveal a blonde in lingerie bouncing on his bed, who gestures at Lauren to come in. Victor asserts his complete ignorance as to who Lauren is and she stumblingly apologizes for the mistake and staggers away in apparent confusion.(We are left in confusion - Victor comes off as innocent and Lauren guilty in their encounter, so was he really an old boyfriend and he's completely forgotten her (believable for Victor)? Or did Lauren just fantasize their whole relationship in her months of fetishizing the idea of giving herself to him? Who knows?)Sean goes to his mail box, seemingly hoping for another letter but not really expecting one and meets up with Rupert and his enforcer waiting to administer a beating. Sean almost gets away but fails, receiving his lumps.Christmas time, the End of the World party, the ending where we came in at the beginning. Sean stands in the hall holding his letters and his aches, while all our other players occupy their starting places. He tears up the letters, but instead of eyeing the blonde, turns around and walks out of the party. We flash to outside the dorm house and out walks Lauren, to discover Paul sitting on the porch. One provides smokes, the other a light, and they start walking across the dark campus.(At this point you have no idea whether after Sean walked out the events from the opening sequence actually happened or not.)Paul asks Lauren about the letters and she once again denies knowledge. Paul just shrugs. They come across the parking lot, where Sean has been sitting in the darkness on his old motorcycle, watching them walk across the campus. He roars off through the slush and snow as they watch.Sean roars down the highway, musing only about what waits moments down the road. Depending on how much you sympathize with him, he is either in denial of his pain, or this is further evidence of his sociopathy and how little any of the previous events actually affected him.

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text: series

text: of

text: anonymous

text: love

text: notes

text: and

text: Sean

text: 's

text: really

text: getting

text: off

text: on

text: them

text: Not

text: the

text: idea

text: of

text: love

text: or

text: loving

text: someone

text: but

text: that

text: someone

text: loves

text: HIM.Then

text: he

text: goes

text: to

text: see

text: his

text: drug

text: connection

text: a

text: distributor

text: in

text: the

text: local

text: town

text: This

text: guy

text: Rupert

text: may

text: be

text: small

text: college

text: town

text: but

text: he

text: 's

text: a

text: serious

text: drug

text: dealer

text: who

text: sniffs

text: too

text: much

text: of

text: his

text: own

text: product

text: and

text: hates

text: a

text: debtor

text: while

text: Sean

text: still

text: owes

text: from

text: last

text: year

text: However

text: Sean

text: manages

text: to

text: bs

text: his

text: way

text: out

text: of

text: a

text: beating

text: and

text: into

text: an

text: advance

text: on

text: some

text: coke

text: to

text: deal

text: on

text: campus

text: Sean

text: goes

text: to

text: the

text: campus

text: canteen

text: for

text: some

text: food

text: but

text: it

text: does

text: n't

text: meet

text: his

text: approval

text: so

text: he

text: scowls

text: at

text: the

text: girl

text: serving

text: him

text: and

text: dumps

text: the

text: whole

text: tray

text: in

text: the

text: garbage

text: We

text: catch

text: up

text: on

text: Lara

text: and

text: Lauren

text: new

text: roommates

text: and

text: learn

text: that

text: Lauren

text: is

text: definitely

text: a

text: virgin

text: and

text: saving

text: herself

text: for

text: Victor

text: Johnson

text: her

text: former

text: boyfriend

text: currently

text: attending

text: college

text: in

text: Europe

text: Lauren

text: has

text: a

text: book

text: full

text: of

text: venereal

text: disease

text: photos

text: to

text: help

text: distract

text: herself

text: from

text: her

text: raging

text: hormones

text: and

text: deny

text: temptation

text: The

text: Start

text: of

text: the

text: World

text: night

text: party

text: a

text: wickerman

text: rip

text: off

text: in

text: some

text: field

text: near

text: the

text: college

text: Paul

text: goes

text: vamping

text: up

text: to

text: Mitchell

text: Thomas

text: Ian

text: Nicholas

text: the

text: same

text: guy

text: who

text: will

text: beat

text: up

text: Paul

text: later

text: a

text: fairly

text: straight

text: guy

text: who

text: obviously

text: had

text: at

text: least

text: a

text: one

text: night

text: stand

text: with

text: Paul

text: and

text: now

text: wants

text: to

text: sweep

text: it

text: under

text: the

text: rug

text: He

text: practically

text: runs

text: away

text: from

text: Paul

text: and

text: into

text: the

text: arms

text: of

text: Candice

text: Clare

text: Kramer

text: a

text: fellow

text: student

text: who

text: 's

text: looking

text: for

text: some

text: action

text: and

text: is

text: n't

text: shy

text: about

text: it

text: She

text: invites

text: Paul

text: along

text: for

text: a

text: threesome

text: and

text: Mitchell

text: almost

text: has

text: a

text: heart

text: attack

text: but

text: Paul

text: bows

text: out

text: much

text: to

text: Mitchell

text: 's

text: relief

text: Paul

text: wants

text: Mitch

text: to

text: himself

text: or

text: not

text: at

text: all

text: Sean

text: sits

text: in

text: Marc

text: 's

text: Fred

text: Savage

text: in

text: a

text: hilarious

text: and

text: unrecognizable

text: cameo

text: room

text: trying

text: to

text: collect

text: some

text: drug

text: money

text: he

text: 's

text: owed

text: Unfortunately

text: for

text: Sean

text: Marc

text: 's

text: too

text: distracted

text: with

text: lying

text: on

text: his

text: bed

text: naked

text: shooting

text: smack

text: between

text: his

text: toes

text: and

text: smoking

text: up

text: while

text: playing

text: the

text: clarinet

text: Badly

text: Sean

text: shows

text: up

text: at

text: the

text: party

text: looking

text: for

text: some

text: beer

text: and

text: distracton

text: from

text: his

text: troubles

text: and

text: catches

text: Paul

text: 's

text: eye

text: Paul

text: invites

text: him

text: out

text: for

text: Mexican

text: the

text: next

text: night

text: only

text: getting

text: Sean

text: 's

text: attention

text: by

text: offering

text: to

text: pay

text: Sean

text: agrees

text: but

text: is

text: too

text: uninterested

text: in

text: the

text: whole

text: conversation

text: to

text: catch

text: that

text: Paul

text: 's

text: hoping

text: for

text: a

text: hookup

text: The

text: next

text: morning

text: Saturday

text: Lauren

text: wakes

text: up

text: studiously

text: early

text: and

text: gets

text: properly

text: ready

text: for

text: her

text: morning

text: philosophy

text: class

text: arriving

text: at

text: the

text: class

text: room

text: early

text: Sean

text: wakes

text: late

text: smokes

text: a

text: joint

text: hits

text: the

text: crapper

text: puts

text: on

text: dark

text: sunglasses

text: and

text: stumbles

text: over

text: towards

text: class

text: Lauren

text: finds

text: the

text: young

text: Professor

text: Lawson

text: Eric

text: Stoltz

text: sleeping

text: off

text: a

text: drunk

text: in

text: his

text: office

text: behind

text: the

text: class

text: and

text: delightedly

text: sneaks

text: a

text: couple

text: pulls

text: on

text: the

text: joint

text: still

text: smoldering

text: on

text: his

text: desk

text: before

text: leaving

text: She

text: runs

text: into

text: Sean

text: in

text: the

text: hallway

text: outside

text: class

text: and

text: tells

text: him

text: it

text: 's

text: cancelled

text: where

text: his

text: rough

text: uncaring

text: confidence

text: catches

text: her

text: fancy

text: and

text: her

text: obvious

text: attraction

text: catches

text: his

text: attention

text: Lauren

text: wanders

text: away

text: leaving

text: Sean

text: wondering

text: if

text: she

text: 's

text: his

text: mystery

text: pen

text: pal

text: That

text: night

text: ANOTHER

text: PARTY

text: Actually

text: the

text: Saturday

text: night

text: pre

text: party

text: party

text: Lauren

text: decides

text: enough

text: is

text: enough

text: she

text: 's

text: going

text: to

text: get

text: rid

text: of

text: her

text: pesky

text: virginity

text: and

text: Sean

text: 's

text: the

text: man

text: Unfortunately

text: Sean

text: does

text: n't

text: show

text: right

text: away

text: Meanwhile

text: Paul

text: is

text: increasingly

text: infatuated

text: with

text: the

text: idea

text: of

text: getting

text: together

text: with

text: Sean

text: convincing

text: himself

text: that

text: the

text: feeling

text: must

text: be

text: somewhat

text: mutual

text: He

text: 's

text: getting

text: ready

text: for

text: their

text: date

text: when

text: some

text: of

text: Paul

text: 's

text: more

text: flagrantly

text: gay

text: friends

text: burst

text: in

text: and

text: shanghai

text: Paul

text: into

text: helping

text: take

text: another

text: od'ing

text: friend

text: of

text: theirs

text: to

text: the

text: hospital

text: Everyone

text: 's

text: freaking

text: out

text: on

text: the

text: ride

text: to

text: the

text: hospital

text: except

text: for

text: Paul

text: who

text: 's

text: much

text: more

text: worldly

text: than

text: the

text: others

text: and

text: convinced

text: their

text: friend

text: is

text: just

text: passed

text: out

text: He

text: 's

text: right

text: When

text: they

text: get

text: to

text: the

text: hospital

text: a

text: jaded

text: doctor

text: who

text: 's

text: sick

text: of

text: having

text: drunken

text: students

text: stumble

text: into

text: his

text: Emerg

text: takes

text: one

text: look

text: and

text: starts

text: calmly

text: pretending

text: that

text: the

text: guy

text: 's

text: dead

text: just

text: to

text: freak

text: the

text: others

text: out

text: However

text: the

text: guy

text: wakes

text: up

text: and

text: his

text: gay

text: friends

text: drag

text: him

text: back

text: out

text: to

text: the

text: car

text: much

text: to

text: Paul

text: 's

text: annoyance

text: and

text: disgust

text: at

text: their

text: naivete

text: At

text: the

text: party

text: Sean

text: finally

text: arrives

text: just

text: in

text: time

text: to

text: run

text: into

text: Paul

text: who

text: apologizes

text: for

text: missing

text: their

text: dinner

text: date

text: Sean

text: has

text: no

text: clue

text: what

text: he

text: 's

text: talking

text: about

text: but

text: agrees

text: to

text: go

text: up

text: to

text: Paul

text: 's

text: room

text: on

text: an

text: offer

text: of

text: some

text: dope

text: to

text: smoke

text: Lara

text: and

text: Lauren

text: see

text: them

text: go

text: but

text: do

text: n't

text: believe

text: Sean

text: could

text: possibly

text: be

text: leaving

text: to

text: sleep

text: with

text: Paul

text: Lauren

text: leaves

text: the

text: party

text: with

text: Prof

text: Lawson

text: for

text: lack

text: of

text: her

text: first

text: choice

text: and

text: goes

text: back

text: to

text: his

text: office

text: where

text: she

text: 's

text: nervous

text: and

text: uncomfortable

text: Lawson

text: sleazily

text: insinuates

text: that

text: he

text: ca

text: n't

text: sleep

text: with

text: her

text: for

text: fear

text: of

text: his

text: tenure

text: but

text: he

text: hears

text: much

text: of

text: her

text: oral

text: skills

text: Lauren

text: obliges

text: without

text: protest

text: although

text: it

text: 's

text: obviously

text: her

text: first

text: time

text: In

text: Paul

text: 's

text: room

text: Sean

text: smokes

text: up

text: and

text: watches

text: porn

text: while

text: ignoring

text: his

text: host

text: while

text: Paul

text: fantasizes

text: about

text: making

text: out

text: with

text: Sean

text: The

text: next

text: morning

text: they

text: 're

text: still

text: there

text: interrupted

text: by

text: a

text: phone

text: call

text: from

text: Paul

text: 's

text: mother

text: Sean

text: leaves

text: borrowing

text: a

text: number

text: of

text: Paul

text: 's

text: cds

text: at

text: the

text: same

text: time

text: while

text: Paul

text: agrees

text: to

text: meet

text: his

text: mom

text: and

text: some

text: family

text: friends

text: for

text: dinner

text: Sean

text: picks

text: up

text: another

text: love

text: note

text: at

text: his

text: mail

text: box

text: this

text: one

text: just

text: says

text: Tonight

text: 's

text: the

text: night

text: He

text: 's

text: more

text: convinced

text: then

text: ever

text: that

text: Lauren

text: his

text: secret

text: admirer

text: Paul

text: meets

text: his

text: mother

text: Faye

text: Dunaway

text: at

text: an

text: upscale

text: hotel

text: in

text: town

text: for

text: dinner

text: where

text: his

text: childhood

text: friend

text: Richard

text: Dick

text: Jared

text: Russell

text: Sams

text: bursts

text: into

text: the

text: hotel

text: room

text: where

text: Paul

text: 's

text: staying

text: Dick

text: is

text: strikingly

text: handsome

text: wildly

text: gay

text: just

text: plain

text: wild

text: and

text: obviously

text: had

text: a

text: thing

text: with

text: Paul

text: when

text: they

text: were

text: younger

text: One

text: thing

text: Paul

text: looks

text: upon

text: fondly

text: with

text: nostalgia

text: but

text: would

text: like

text: to

text: leave

text: behind

text: Dick

text: swigs

text: straight

text: from

text: a

text: bottle

text: of

text: bourbon

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: seduce

text: Paul

text: until

text: their

text: respective

text: mothers

text: burst

text: in

text: Paul

text: 's

text: mother

text: and

text: Dick

text: 's

text: mother

text: Swoosie

text: Kurtz

text: are

text: surprised

text: slightly

text: tipsy

text: themselves

text: but

text: also

text: clueless

text: These

text: women

text: are

text: rich

text: oblivious

text: shallow

text: and

text: utterly

text: unable

text: to

text: deal

text: with

text: their

text: children

text: Luckily

text: for

text: Paul

text: 's

text: mother

text: he

text: 's

text: reasonably

text: responsible

text: at

text: least

text: with

text: his

text: own

text: life

text: Dick

text: 's

text: mother

text: is

text: getting

text: dragged

text: along

text: behind

text: a

text: wild

text: stallion

text: The

text: older

text: women

text: leave

text: the

text: boys

text: to

text: get

text: ready

text: for

text: dinner

text: the

text: boys

text: go

text: wild

text: for

text: minutes

text: Paul

text: phones

text: the

text: dorm

text: to

text: speak

text: to

text: Sean

text: who

text: 's

text: completely

text: indifferent

text: and

text: eventually

text: hangs

text: up

text: on

text: him

text: Paul

text: finally

text: allows

text: himself

text: to

text: believe

text: that

text: any

text: mutual

text: attraction

text: was

text: only

text: in

text: his

text: mind

text: Back

text: at

text: the

text: hotel

text: restaurant

text: Dick

text: lounges

text: gorgeously

text: and

text: sucks

text: back

text: drinks

text: while

text: disrupting

text: any

text: attempt

text: at

text: conversation

text: until

text: finally

text: he

text: storms

text: off

text: in

text: a

text: pretend

text: huff

text: when

text: he

text: gets

text: bored

text: The

text: mothers

text: deal

text: with

text: this

text: by

text: discussing

text: their

text: respective

text: car

text: colors

text: Paul

text: orders

text: his

text: mother

text: another

text: drink

text: when

text: she

text: ca

text: n't

text: make

text: up

text: her

text: mind

text: without

text: someone

text: else

text: 's

text: help

text: The

text: next

text: party

text: Dress

text: to

text: Get

text: Fucked

text: People

text: run

text: around

text: in

text: various

text: simple

text: erotic

text: costumes

text: and

text: states

text: of

text: undress

text: Lauren

text: has

text: definitely

text: decided

text: to

text: give

text: herself

text: to

text: Sean

text: much

text: to

text: her

text: friend

text: Lara

text: 's

text: secret

text: jealous

text: rivalry

text: Sean

text: is

text: at

text: the

text: party

text: wearing

text: his

text: usual

text: sweater

text: and

text: chinos

text: eating

text: shrooms

text: looking

text: for

text: Lauren

text: and

text: looking

text: for

text: sex

text: but

text: she

text: 's

text: not

text: there

text: However

text: Lara

text: is

text: in

text: a

text: baby

text: doll

text: looking

text: to

text: bag

text: Sean

text: before

text: Lauren

text: can

text: Next

text: thing

text: Sean

text: knows

text: he

text: and

text: Lara

text: are

text: on

text: her

text: bed

text: going

text: at

text: it

text: Lara

text: 's

text: enjoying

text: things

text: and

text: oblivious

text: while

text: Sean

text: completely

text: wasted

text: on

text: shrooms

text: He

text: can

text: only

text: enjoy

text: himself

text: by

text: covering

text: Lara

text: 's

text: face

text: with

text: his

text: hand

text: so

text: he

text: ca

text: n't

text: see

text: her

text: and

text: imagining

text: Lauren

text: in

text: her

text: place

text: After

text: he

text: cums

text: Sean

text: falls

text: off

text: the

text: bed

text: then

text: vows

text: not

text: to

text: do

text: shrooms

text: again

text: At

text: least

text: not

text: while

text: looking

text: to

text: get

text: laid

text: In

text: a

text: dorm

text: bathroom

text: an

text: unknown

text: girl

text: prepares

text: to

text: commit

text: suicide

text: She

text: climbs

text: in

text: a

text: tub

text: of

text: warm

text: water

text: and

text: slits

text: her

text: wrists

text: doing

text: it

text: right

text: There

text: 's

text: pain

text: then

text: eventually

text: she

text: drifts

text: off

text: sifting

text: through

text: her

text: memories

text: as

text: she

text: does

text: so

text: It

text: becomes

text: clear

text: that

text: THIS

text: is

text: Sean

text: 's

text: secret

text: admirer

text: She

text: 's

text: the

text: girl

text: from

text: the

text: canteen

text: who

text: saw

text: him

text: every

text: day

text: at

text: meal

text: time

text: watched

text: from

text: afar

text: at

text: every

text: party

text: never

text: approached

text: him

text: and

text: was

text: never

text: noticed

text: at

text: all

text: Then

text: she

text: saw

text: him

text: leave

text: the

text: party

text: with

text: Lara

text: Lauren

text: returns

text: to

text: her

text: room

text: while

text: Sean

text: 's

text: pulling

text: up

text: his

text: pants

text: Sean

text: tries

text: to

text: recover

text: by

text: claiming

text: I

text: only

text: slept

text: with

text: her

text: Lara

text: because

text: I

text: love

text: you

text: Lauren

text: staggers

text: out

text: and

text: into

text: the

text: bathroom

text: where

text: she

text: discovers

text: the

text: suicide

text: The

text: next

text: morning

text: an

text: ambulance

text: takes

text: away

text: the

text: body

text: and

text: Sean

text: tries

text: to

text: make

text: up

text: with

text: Lauren

text: even

text: though

text: they

text: never

text: really

text: had

text: a

text: relationship

text: at

text: all

text: as

text: far

text: as

text: she

text: 's

text: concerned

text: No

text: one

text: knows

text: about

text: the

text: love

text: notes

text: and

text: their

text: true

text: author

text: of

text: course

text: Lauren

text: blows

text: him

text: off

text: After

text: failing

text: to

text: make

text: a

text: dent

text: in

text: Lauren

text: 's

text: refusal

text: in

text: frustration

text: Sean

text: tries

text: to

text: hang

text: himself

text: in

text: his

text: room

text: though

text: he

text: 's

text: obviously

text: not

text: really

text: trying

text: and

text: just

text: pulls

text: the

text: hook

text: out

text: of

text: the

text: ceiling

text: Then

text: he

text: downs

text: all

text: the

text: aspirin

text: and

text: Nyquil

text: he

text: has

text: in

text: his

text: bedside

text: table

text: but

text: just

text: wakes

text: up

text: the

text: next

text: morning

text: having

text: puked

text: all

text: over

text: himself

text: and

text: wet

text: the

text: bed

text: This

text: snaps

text: him

text: out

text: of

text: the

text: funk

text: and

text: he

text: then

text: manages

text: to

text: lure

text: Lauren

text: to

text: his

text: room

text: in

text: a

text: moment

text: of

text: her

text: weakness

text: and

text: potential

text: forgiveness

text: just

text: so

text: he

text: can

text: fake

text: a

text: suicidal

text: slit

text: throat

text: in

text: front

text: of

text: her

text: then

text: yell

text: Surprise!.

text: She

text: 's

text: non

text: plussed

text: and

text: decides

text: Sean

text: 's

text: a

text: bit

text: psycho

text: and

text: she

text: definitely

text: wants

text: nothing

text: to

text: do

text: with

text: him

text: Sean

text: gets

text: no

text: more

text: love

text: notes

text: Lauren

text: 's

text: ex

text: boyfriend

text: Victor

text: remember

text: him

text: Kip

text: Pardue

text: returns

text: from

text: Europe

text: and

text: regales

text: Sean

text: and

text: Mitchell

text: at

text: a

text: diner

text: with

text: a

text: two

text: minute

text: montage

text: of

text: his

text: travels

text: mostly

text: involving

text: taking

text: assorted

text: drugs

text: in

text: different

text: cities

text: seducing

text: attractive

text: women

text: and

text: masturbating

text: in

text: their

text: presence

text: in

text: lieu

text: of

text: sex

text: Oh

text: and

text: he

text: almost

text: had

text: a

text: threesome

text: with

text: a

text: couple

text: of

text: terrorist

text: swingers

text: who

text: subsequently

text: bomb

text: a

text: tourist

text: attraction

text: Victor

text: and

text: Mitch

text: want

text: some

text: cocaine

text: from

text: Sean

text: but

text: he

text: says

text: he

text: needs

text: to

text: go

text: meet

text: his

text: connection

text: to

text: get

text: it

text: Victor

text: does

text: n't

text: trust

text: Sean

text: he

text: 's

text: no

text: idiot

text: and

text: after

text: paying

text: the

text: tag

text: insists

text: that

text: Mitchell

text: go

text: along

text: to

text: ensure

text: that

text: Sean

text: does

text: n't

text: just

text: pocket

text: the

text: cash

text: Sean

text: insists

text: on

text: taking

text: Mitchell

text: 's

text: new

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text: and

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text: get

text: to

text: Rupert

text: 's

text: house

text: remember

text: him

text: Clifton

text: Collins

text: Jr.

text: and

text: head

text: inside

text: much

text: to

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text: 's

text: consternation

text: he

text: 's

text: a

text: lite

text: weight

text: where

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text: drug

text: dealer

text: 's

text: having

text: a

text: little

text: get

text: together

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text: some

text: very

text: large

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text: type

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text: 's

text: in

text: the

text: kitchen

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text: up

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text: marijuana

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text: knife

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text: impressed

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text: picks

text: up

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text: bat

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text: do

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text: damage

text: until

text: Sean

text: points

text: at

text: Mitch

text: and

text: says

text: those

text: immortal

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text: got

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text: up

text: he

text: actually

text: believes

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text: all

text: his

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text: Mitchell

text: freaks

text: and

text: denies

text: everything

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text: to

text: everyone

text: 's

text: surprise

text: Sean

text: then

text: relents

text: and

text: admits

text: that

text: Mitch

text: does

text: n't

text: have

text: any

text: money

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text: quickly

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text: manages

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text: knife

text: in

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text: scuffle

text: Mitchell

text: and

text: Sean

text: escape

text: out

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text: back

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text: before

text: Rupert

text: can

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text: little

text: girl

text: Sean

text: also

text: drives

text: back

text: to

text: the

text: university

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text: he

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text: the

text: car

text: keys

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text: entire

text: thrill

text: ride

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text: been

text: a

text: high

text: for

text: Sean

text: and

text: he

text: 's

text: stoked

text: and

text: laughing

text: his

text: head

text: off

text: while

text: Mitchel

text: is

text: traumatized

text: and

text: practically

text: wetting

text: himself

text: Sean

text: leaves

text: Mitch

text: cowering

text: in

text: his

text: car

text: with

text: the

text: coke

text: Sean

text: promised

text: which

text: was

text: in

text: his

text: jacket

text: all

text: along

text: Lauren

text: hears

text: that

text: Victor

text: is

text: back

text: and

text: perks

text: up

text: prettying

text: herself

text: for

text: a

text: trip

text: his

text: room

text: with

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text: help

text: while

text: staring

text: at

text: Victor

text: 's

text: picture

text: She

text: leaves

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text: care

text: of

text: business

text: Sean

text: catches

text: up

text: with

text: her

text: along

text: the

text: way

text: and

text: confronts

text: Lauren

text: again

text: trying

text: to

text: pry

text: some

text: caring

text: from

text: her

text: by

text: revealing

text: that

text: he

text: attempted

text: suicide

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text: he

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text: it

text: Sean

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text: confronts

text: her

text: with

text: the

text: love

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text: and

text: how

text: he

text: 's

text: knows

text: how

text: she

text: feels

text: about

text: him

text: but

text: Lauren

text: 's

text: just

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text: and

text: of

text: course

text: denies

text: having

text: any

text: idea

text: what

text: he

text: 's

text: talking

text: about

text: She

text: also

text: makes

text: it

text: clear

text: that

text: she

text: 's

text: now

text: convinced

text: that

text: no

text: one

text: can

text: ever

text: know

text: anyone

text: Lauren

text: stalks

text: off

text: through

text: the

text: snow

text: to

text: meet

text: Victor

text: while

text: Sean

text: is

text: left

text: standing

text: frustrated

text: and

text: bereft

text: unsure

text: whether

text: she

text: 's

text: telling

text: the

text: truth

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text: not

text: At

text: Victor

text: 's

text: dorm

text: Lauren

text: walks

text: in

text: fluffing

text: her

text: hair

text: and

text: laughing

text: to

text: herself

text: at

text: Sean

text: 's

text: bizarre

text: behavior

text: knocks

text: on

text: Victor

text: 's

text: door

text: and

text: gives

text: him

text: a

text: big

text: kiss

text: immediately

text: upon

text: opening

text: Victor

text: is

text: startled

text: and

text: does

text: n't

text: recognize

text: her

text: while

text: Lauren

text: does

text: n't

text: really

text: listen

text: to

text: what

text: he

text: 's

text: saying

text: and

text: breezily

text: forgives

text: him

text: for

text: not

text: calling

text: her

text: to

text: say

text: he

text: was

text: back

text: from

text: Europe

text: Victor

text: starts

text: to

text: pretend

text: that

text: he

text: completely

text: remembers

text: Lauren

text: then

text: realizes

text: that

text: no

text: he

text: actually

text: has

text: no

text: idea

text: who

text: this

text: girl

text: is

text: Victor

text: 's

text: door

text: glides

text: open

text: further

text: to

text: reveal

text: a

text: blonde

text: in

text: lingerie

text: bouncing

text: on

text: his

text: bed

text: who

text: gestures

text: at

text: Lauren

text: to

text: come

text: in

text: Victor

text: asserts

text: his

text: complete

text: ignorance

text: as

text: to

text: who

text: Lauren

text: is

text: and

text: she

text: stumblingly

text: apologizes

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text: the

text: mistake

text: and

text: staggers

text: away

text: in

text: apparent

text: confusion.(We

text: are

text: left

text: in

text: confusion

text: Victor

text: comes

text: off

text: as

text: innocent

text: and

text: Lauren

text: guilty

text: in

text: their

text: encounter

text: so

text: was

text: he

text: really

text: an

text: old

text: boyfriend

text: and

text: he

text: 's

text: completely

text: forgotten

text: her

text: believable

text: for

text: Victor

text: Or

text: did

text: Lauren

text: just

text: fantasize

text: their

text: whole

text: relationship

text: in

text: her

text: months

text: of

text: fetishizing

text: the

text: idea

text: of

text: giving

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text: to

text: his

text: mail

text: box

text: seemingly

text: hoping

text: for

text: another

text: letter

text: but

text: not

text: really

text: expecting

text: one

text: and

text: meets

text: up

text: with

text: Rupert

text: and

text: his

text: enforcer

text: waiting

text: to

text: administer

text: a

text: beating

text: Sean

text: almost

text: gets

text: away

text: but

text: fails

text: receiving

text: his

text: lumps

text: Christmas

text: time

text: the

text: End

text: of

text: the

text: World

text: party

text: the

text: ending

text: where

text: we

text: came

text: in

text: at

text: the

text: beginning

text: Sean

text: stands

text: in

text: the

text: hall

text: holding

text: his

text: letters

text: and

text: his

text: aches

text: while

text: all

text: our

text: other

text: players

text: occupy

text: their

text: starting

text: places

text: He

text: tears

text: up

text: the

text: letters

text: but

text: instead

text: of

text: eyeing

text: the

text: blonde

text: turns

text: around

text: and

text: walks

text: out

text: of

text: the

text: party

text: We

text: flash

text: to

text: outside

text: the

text: dorm

text: house

text: and

text: out

text: walks

text: Lauren

text: to

text: discover

text: Paul

text: sitting

text: on

text: the

text: porch

text: One

text: provides

text: smokes

text: the

text: other

text: a

text: light

text: and

text: they

text: start

text: walking

text: across

text: the

text: dark

text: campus.(At

text: this

text: point

text: you

text: have

text: no

text: idea

text: whether

text: after

text: Sean

text: walked

text: out

text: the

text: events

text: from

text: the

text: opening

text: sequence

text: actually

text: happened

text: or

text: not.)Paul

text: asks

text: Lauren

text: about

text: the

text: letters

text: and

text: she

text: once

text: again

text: denies

text: knowledge

text: Paul

text: just

text: shrugs

text: They

text: come

text: across

text: the

text: parking

text: lot

text: where

text: Sean

text: has

text: been

text: sitting

text: in

text: the

text: darkness

text: on

text: his

text: old

text: motorcycle

text: watching

text: them

text: walk

text: across

text: the

text: campus

text: He

text: roars

text: off

text: through

text: the

text: slush

text: and

text: snow

text: as

text: they

text: watch

text: Sean

text: roars

text: down

text: the

text: highway

text: musing

text: only

text: about

text: what

text: waits

text: moments

text: down

text: the

text: road

text: Depending

text: on

text: how

text: much

text: you

text: sympathize

text: with

text: him

text: he

text: is

text: either

text: in

text: denial

text: of

text: his

text: pain

text: or

text: this

text: is

text: further

text: evidence

text: of

text: his

text: sociopathy

text: and

text: how

text: little

text: any

text: of

text: the

text: previous

text: events

text: actually

text: affected

text: him

question: who  tries to have sex with a jock?

answer: Paul

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question: Who is drunk?

answer: Kelly

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question: Who is rupert's partner?

answer: LUREN

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question: Who seduces Sean?

answer: Paul.

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text: Lara

question: what opens at the "End of the World" party?

answer: The three protagonists

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question: Where does Victor return to?

answer: Europe

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text: Europe

text: Europe

text: Camden College

question: Who does Sean realizes he is in love with?

answer: Paul

aliases: Sean realizes that he is in love with Lauren.

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question: What does Sean regret having with Lara?

answer: Sean regrets having sex with Lara.

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question: Who fakes his death?

answer: Sean

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question: What do the protagonists attend?

answer: Dinner

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text: Camden College

question: who  takes a film student upstairs to have sex?

answer: Lauren

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question: Who is Sean traveling boyfriend?

answer: Victor

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question: Who mistakes Sean for a homosexual?

answer: Paul

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Gaylord "Greg" Focker (Ben Stiller) and his fiancÃ©e Pam Byrnes (Polo) decide to introduce their parents to each other. They first fly to Oyster Bay, New York, on Long Island, to pick up Pam's father, retired CIA operative Jack Byrnes (De Niro), her mother Dina (Danner) and one-year-old nephew Little Jack (the son of Bob and Debbie Banks). But rather than going to the airport as planned, Jack decides to drive the family to Miami to meet the Fockers in his new RV.
Once they arrive, they are greeted by Greg's eccentric but fun-loving and amiable father, Bernie (Hoffman), and mother, Roz (Streisand), who is a sex therapist for elderly couples. Worried that Jack may be put off by the Fockers' lifestyle, Greg convinces Roz to pretend that she is a yoga instructor for the weekend. Though Jack and Bernie get off to a good start, small cracks begin to form between Jack and the Fockers, due to their contrasting personalities. Things are made worse when a chase between the Fockers' dog, Moses, and the Byrnes' cat, Jinx, culminates with Jinx flushing Moses down the RV's toilet, forcing Bernie to destroy it to save Moses. Later, Bernie accidentally injures Jack's back during a game of football.
Meanwhile Pam informs Greg that she's pregnant, and the two decide to keep it secret from Jack. Jack again becomes suspicious of Greg's integrity and quality, when they are introduced to the Fockers' housekeeper, Isabel Villalobos (Alanna Ubach), with whom Bernie reveals Greg had a sexual affair fifteen years before. Jack later takes the RV to Isabel's fifteen-year-old son, Jorge (Ray Santiago), to fix the toilet, but is disturbed by Jorge's striking resemblance to Greg, and the fact that Jorge never met his father, and begins to suspect he may be Greg's son with Isabel. Meanwhile, Roz, Bernie and Dina realize Pam is pregnant, but promise not to tell Jack. Growing envious of Bernie and Roz's active sex life, Dina consults Roz on sex tips in order to seduce Jack, but none of them work.
Things eventually come to a crunch when Greg is left alone to babysit Little Jack, whom Jack has been raising via the Ferber method. Despite Jack's instructions to leave Little Jack to self-soothe, Greg cannot stand to listen to Little Jack's cries and tends to the boy to cheer him up, turning the television on, acting funny and inadvertently teaching Little Jack to say "asshole". A brief phone call from Roz is long enough for Little Jack to wander out of his pen (after Jinx accidentally opens it), put on Scarface and glue his hands to a rum bottle. After a furious argument with the Fockers and his own family (though amends are quickly made), Jack reverts to his old ways and sends Greg and Jorge's hair samples for a DNA test, while inviting Jorge to the Fockers' planned engagement party in the hope of getting Greg to admit he is Jorge's father. At the engagement party, Jack, who assumes that Greg knew about Jorge and has deliberately been keeping him a secret from Pam, introduces Greg to Jorge. Later, when Greg denies knowing Jorge, Jack injects him with a truth serum to make him talk. On stage, Greg blurts out that Pam is pregnant and that Jorge is indeed his son (in a comically Darth Vader-esque manner) before finally passing out.
The next morning, Pam questions Greg about Jorge, and Greg does not confirm or deny that he is Jorge's father, but insists that he knew nothing about him before the previous evening. Pam believes him, and is willing to work things out with him. Jack reaches his breaking point with Greg's dishonesty and demands that Pam and Dina leave the island with him. Dina refuses and reveals Jack's actions to everyone. Everyone turns against Jack, with Pam announcing her intent to marry Greg regardless of him having Jorge with Isabel, and Dina admits that they all knew of Pam's pregnancy. A shocked and hurt Jack leaves with his grandson.
Bernie and Greg give pursuit, but are tasered and arrested by an incompetent deputy sheriff, LeFlore (Tim Blake Nelson), for speeding. Jack returns to defend them after being informed Greg is not Jorge's father (his real father turns out to be a baseball player who also resembles Greg), but the overzealous LeFlore tasers and arrests him as well. In their cell, Greg, Jack and Bernie are released by the local judge, Ira (Shelley Berman), who is a client of Roz and close friend of the Focker family. Before they leave, Greg asks both Jack and Bernie to stop their feud. Jack admits that he made a mistake regarding Jorge and reveals his past career in the CIA to Bernie, before apologizing for his actions and making up with the two of them.
Greg and Pam are married that weekend by Pam's ex-fiancÃ©, Kevin (Owen Wilson), who is now an ordained interfaith minister. During the party, Jack asks Roz for some sex tips and sneaks into the RV with Dina.
During the post-credit scene, Jack watches hidden baby-cam footage of the Fockers giving attention to Little Jack over Jack's previous objections: Roz gives Little Jack chocolate, Bernie advises him to use his crying to disagree with everything Jack says, and Greg pretends to drunkenly tell Little Jack to keep it a secret that he left to smoke pot, not answer the phone, when he left Little Jack unattended and that Pam is not really pregnant and only said it so that Jack would let them get married. Greg then pretends to only just discover the camera but then after making mocking gestures at it, Greg reveals that he knew about it all along and none of the things he said before were true.

title: Meet the Fockers

title: Meet

title: the

title: Fockers

text: Gaylord

text: Greg

text: Focker

text: Ben

text: Stiller

text: and

text: his

text: fiancÃ

text: e

text: Pam

text: Byrnes

text: Polo

text: decide

text: to

text: introduce

text: their

text: parents

text: to

text: each

text: other

text: They

text: first

text: fly

text: to

text: Oyster

text: Bay

text: New

text: York

text: on

text: Long

text: Island

text: to

text: pick

text: up

text: Pam

text: 's

text: father

text: retired

text: CIA

text: operative

text: Jack

text: Byrnes

text: De

text: Niro

text: her

text: mother

text: Dina

text: Danner

text: and

text: one

text: year

text: old

text: nephew

text: Little

text: Jack

text: the

text: son

text: of

text: Bob

text: and

text: Debbie

text: Banks

text: But

text: rather

text: than

text: going

text: to

text: the

text: airport

text: as

text: planned

text: Jack

text: decides

text: to

text: drive

text: the

text: family

text: to

text: Miami

text: to

text: meet

text: the

text: Fockers

text: in

text: his

text: new

text: RV

text: Once

text: they

text: arrive

text: they

text: are

text: greeted

text: by

text: Greg

text: 's

text: eccentric

text: but

text: fun

text: loving

text: and

text: amiable

text: father

text: Bernie

text: Hoffman

text: and

text: mother

text: Roz

text: Streisand

text: who

text: is

text: a

text: sex

text: therapist

text: for

text: elderly

text: couples

text: Worried

text: that

text: Jack

text: may

text: be

text: put

text: off

text: by

text: the

text: Fockers

text: lifestyle

text: Greg

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text: Roz

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text: that

text: she

text: is

text: a

text: yoga

text: instructor

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text: the

text: weekend

text: Though

text: Jack

text: and

text: Bernie

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text: good

text: start

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text: begin

text: to

text: form

text: between

text: Jack

text: and

text: the

text: Fockers

text: due

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text: contrasting

text: personalities

text: Things

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text: made

text: worse

text: when

text: a

text: chase

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text: the

text: Fockers

text: dog

text: Moses

text: and

text: the

text: Byrnes

text: cat

text: Jinx

text: culminates

text: with

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text: flushing

text: Moses

text: down

text: the

text: RV

text: 's

text: toilet

text: forcing

text: Bernie

text: to

text: destroy

text: it

text: to

text: save

text: Moses

text: Later

text: Bernie

text: accidentally

text: injures

text: Jack

text: 's

text: back

text: during

text: a

text: game

text: of

text: football

text: Meanwhile

text: Pam

text: informs

text: Greg

text: that

text: she

text: 's

text: pregnant

text: and

text: the

text: two

text: decide

text: to

text: keep

text: it

text: secret

text: from

text: Jack

text: Jack

text: again

text: becomes

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text: of

text: Greg

text: 's

text: integrity

text: and

text: quality

text: when

text: they

text: are

text: introduced

text: to

text: the

text: Fockers

text: housekeeper

text: Isabel

text: Villalobos

text: Alanna

text: Ubach

text: with

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text: Bernie

text: reveals

text: Greg

text: had

text: a

text: sexual

text: affair

text: fifteen

text: years

text: before

text: Jack

text: later

text: takes

text: the

text: RV

text: to

text: Isabel

text: 's

text: fifteen

text: year

text: old

text: son

text: Jorge

text: Ray

text: Santiago

text: to

text: fix

text: the

text: toilet

text: but

text: is

text: disturbed

text: by

text: Jorge

text: 's

text: striking

text: resemblance

text: to

text: Greg

text: and

text: the

text: fact

text: that

text: Jorge

text: never

text: met

text: his

text: father

text: and

text: begins

text: to

text: suspect

text: he

text: may

text: be

text: Greg

text: 's

text: son

text: with

text: Isabel

text: Meanwhile

text: Roz

text: Bernie

text: and

text: Dina

text: realize

text: Pam

text: is

text: pregnant

text: but

text: promise

text: not

text: to

text: tell

text: Jack

text: Growing

text: envious

text: of

text: Bernie

text: and

text: Roz

text: 's

text: active

text: sex

text: life

text: Dina

text: consults

text: Roz

text: on

text: sex

text: tips

text: in

text: order

text: to

text: seduce

text: Jack

text: but

text: of

text: them

text: work

text: Things

text: eventually

text: come

text: to

text: a

text: crunch

text: when

text: Greg

text: is

text: left

text: alone

text: to

text: babysit

text: Little

text: Jack

text: whom

text: Jack

text: has

text: been

text: raising

text: via

text: the

text: Ferber

text: method

text: Despite

text: Jack

text: 's

text: instructions

text: to

text: leave

text: Little

text: Jack

text: to

text: self

text: soothe

text: Greg

text: can

text: not

text: stand

text: to

text: listen

text: to

text: Little

text: Jack

text: 's

text: cries

text: and

text: tends

text: to

text: the

text: boy

text: to

text: cheer

text: him

text: up

text: turning

text: the

text: television

text: on

text: acting

text: funny

text: and

text: inadvertently

text: teaching

text: Little

text: Jack

text: to

text: say

text: asshole

text: A

text: brief

text: phone

text: call

text: from

text: Roz

text: is

text: long

text: enough

text: for

text: Little

text: Jack

text: to

text: wander

text: out

text: of

text: his

text: pen

text: after

text: Jinx

text: accidentally

text: opens

text: it

text: put

text: on

text: Scarface

text: and

text: glue

text: his

text: hands

text: to

text: a

text: rum

text: bottle

text: After

text: a

text: furious

text: argument

text: with

text: the

text: Fockers

text: and

text: his

text: own

text: family

text: though

text: amends

text: are

text: quickly

text: made

text: Jack

text: reverts

text: to

text: his

text: old

text: ways

text: and

text: sends

text: Greg

text: and

text: Jorge

text: 's

text: hair

text: samples

text: for

text: a

text: DNA

text: test

text: while

text: inviting

text: Jorge

text: to

text: the

text: Fockers

text: planned

text: engagement

text: party

text: in

text: the

text: hope

text: of

text: getting

text: Greg

text: to

text: admit

text: he

text: is

text: Jorge

text: 's

text: father

text: At

text: the

text: engagement

text: party

text: Jack

text: who

text: assumes

text: that

text: Greg

text: knew

text: about

text: Jorge

text: and

text: has

text: deliberately

text: been

text: keeping

text: him

text: a

text: secret

text: from

text: Pam

text: introduces

text: Greg

text: to

text: Jorge

text: Later

text: when

text: Greg

text: denies

text: knowing

text: Jorge

text: Jack

text: injects

text: him

text: with

text: a

text: truth

text: serum

text: to

text: make

text: him

text: talk

text: On

text: stage

text: Greg

text: blurts

text: out

text: that

text: Pam

text: is

text: pregnant

text: and

text: that

text: Jorge

text: is

text: indeed

text: his

text: son

text: in

text: a

text: comically

text: Darth

text: Vader

text: esque

text: manner

text: before

text: finally

text: passing

text: out

text: The

text: next

text: morning

text: Pam

text: questions

text: Greg

text: about

text: Jorge

text: and

text: Greg

text: does

text: not

text: confirm

text: or

text: deny

text: that

text: he

text: is

text: Jorge

text: 's

text: father

text: but

text: insists

text: that

text: he

text: knew

text: nothing

text: about

text: him

text: before

text: the

text: previous

text: evening

text: Pam

text: believes

text: him

text: and

text: is

text: willing

text: to

text: work

text: things

text: out

text: with

text: him

text: Jack

text: reaches

text: his

text: breaking

text: point

text: with

text: Greg

text: 's

text: dishonesty

text: and

text: demands

text: that

text: Pam

text: and

text: Dina

text: leave

text: the

text: island

text: with

text: him

text: Dina

text: refuses

text: and

text: reveals

text: Jack

text: 's

text: actions

text: to

text: everyone

text: Everyone

text: turns

text: against

text: Jack

text: with

text: Pam

text: announcing

text: her

text: intent

text: to

text: marry

text: Greg

text: regardless

text: of

text: him

text: having

text: Jorge

text: with

text: Isabel

text: and

text: Dina

text: admits

text: that

text: they

text: all

text: knew

text: of

text: Pam

text: 's

text: pregnancy

text: A

text: shocked

text: and

text: hurt

text: Jack

text: leaves

text: with

text: his

text: grandson

text: Bernie

text: and

text: Greg

text: give

text: pursuit

text: but

text: are

text: tasered

text: and

text: arrested

text: by

text: an

text: incompetent

text: deputy

text: sheriff

text: LeFlore

text: Tim

text: Blake

text: Nelson

text: for

text: speeding

text: Jack

text: returns

text: to

text: defend

text: them

text: after

text: being

text: informed

text: Greg

text: is

text: not

text: Jorge

text: 's

text: father

text: his

text: real

text: father

text: turns

text: out

text: to

text: be

text: a

text: baseball

text: player

text: who

text: also

text: resembles

text: Greg

text: but

text: the

text: overzealous

text: LeFlore

text: tasers

text: and

text: arrests

text: him

text: as

text: well

text: In

text: their

text: cell

text: Greg

text: Jack

text: and

text: Bernie

text: are

text: released

text: by

text: the

text: local

text: judge

text: Ira

text: Shelley

text: Berman

text: who

text: is

text: a

text: client

text: of

text: Roz

text: and

text: close

text: friend

text: of

text: the

text: Focker

text: family

text: Before

text: they

text: leave

text: Greg

text: asks

text: both

text: Jack

text: and

text: Bernie

text: to

text: stop

text: their

text: feud

text: Jack

text: admits

text: that

text: he

text: made

text: a

text: mistake

text: regarding

text: Jorge

text: and

text: reveals

text: his

text: past

text: career

text: in

text: the

text: CIA

text: to

text: Bernie

text: before

text: apologizing

text: for

text: his

text: actions

text: and

text: making

text: up

text: with

text: the

text: two

text: of

text: them

text: Greg

text: and

text: Pam

text: are

text: married

text: that

text: weekend

text: by

text: Pam

text: 's

text: ex

text: fiancÃ

text: Kevin

text: Owen

text: Wilson

text: who

text: is

text: now

text: an

text: ordained

text: interfaith

text: minister

text: During

text: the

text: party

text: Jack

text: asks

text: Roz

text: for

text: some

text: sex

text: tips

text: and

text: sneaks

text: into

text: the

text: RV

text: with

text: Dina

text: During

text: the

text: post

text: credit

text: scene

text: Jack

text: watches

text: hidden

text: baby

text: cam

text: footage

text: of

text: the

text: Fockers

text: giving

text: attention

text: to

text: Little

text: Jack

text: over

text: Jack

text: 's

text: previous

text: objections

text: Roz

text: gives

text: Little

text: Jack

text: chocolate

text: Bernie

text: advises

text: him

text: to

text: use

text: his

text: crying

text: to

text: disagree

text: with

text: everything

text: Jack

text: says

text: and

text: Greg

text: pretends

text: to

text: drunkenly

text: tell

text: Little

text: Jack

text: to

text: keep

text: it

text: a

text: secret

text: that

text: he

text: left

text: to

text: smoke

text: pot

text: not

text: answer

text: the

text: phone

text: when

text: he

text: left

text: Little

text: Jack

text: unattended

text: and

text: that

text: Pam

text: is

text: not

text: really

text: pregnant

text: and

text: only

text: said

text: it

text: so

text: that

text: Jack

text: would

text: let

text: them

text: get

text: married

text: Greg

text: then

text: pretends

text: to

text: only

text: just

text: discover

text: the

text: camera

text: but

text: then

text: after

text: making

text: mocking

text: gestures

text: at

text: it

text: Greg

text: reveals

text: that

text: he

text: knew

text: about

text: it

text: all

text: along

text: and

text: of

text: the

text: things

text: he

text: said

text: before

text: were

text: true

question: What is the name of Gaylord Focker's father?

answer: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

text: Bernie

question: For what agency did Jack Byrnes work?

answer: CIA

text: CIA

text: CIA

question: Which actress played Roz Focker?

answer: Streisand

text: Streisand