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A small helicopter comes in for a landing at remote location, the pilot unloads a crate marked FAFC. With extreme care the crate is loaded into a small vehicle and driven awayAt the installation Dr Berman (Franz Gruber) is introduced to Dr Kato (Eiji Okada) who is the director of spaceflight at the space centerThe crew of an upcoming space flight is gathered for their final briefing. Capt Sano (Shun'ya Wazaki) is singled out for further explanation. This ship will be the seventh in the series of missions to Mars. The previous six flights have all been lost with all hands. Capt Santo has been given information about the previous lost ships having encounters with UFOs before disappearing.The discussion then turns to Lisa (Peggy Neal) the missions biologist. She is to collect specimens on Mars, but not to touch anything without the express permission of Capt Sano. Dr Shioda (Keisuke Sonoi) is the ships doctor. Making up the final member of the crew is Miyamoto (Shin'ichi Yanagisawa) is the ships communication officer.The crew is then introduced to Dr Berman who accompanied the crate on the helicopter. The crate contained the nuclear fuel to be used on the mission. Finally Dr Kato wishes the crew well on their mission, and reminds them every foreseeable safety device has been built into the ship.The ship launches without issue and the crew settles in for the long trip to MarsBack on Earth Kato and Berman discuss what might have happened to the previous flights. Berman does not believe any design weakness caused the losses. He thinks the secret lies with a mysterious magnetic pulse hitting the ships when the UFO appeared. He believes this pulse rendered the ships inoperable.On the ship, Lisa reports increasing radiation counts. Sano believes it is solar flare activity and other than disrupting communications, no other effects should be felt.The UFO appears and suddenly Dr Shioda comes down with an intense fever causing him to collapse at his station. Sano orders everyone to their stations as they chase the UFO. Lisa clashes with Sano over her insisting on checking Dr Shioda. As they approach, the UFO vanishes, allowing communications with Earth to be reestablished. The ship is diverted to the Moon so Dr Shiodas health can be assessed.Once on the Moon it is confirmed Shioda suffered a bout of space sickness. The rest of the crew enjoys some rest and recreation while waiting to see if Dr Shioda will fly again or be replaced for the mission to Mars.Finally word comes through that Dr Stein (Mike Daneen) is to replace Dr Shioda, he is less than thrilled about the assignment and quickly gets on the nerves of the crews. He complains endlessly the food and Lisas efforts to prepare it. Before the crew can finish expressing their frustration to Stein, the ship is caught in a meteor shower causing the hull to be breached.The ship is brought under control however Lisa has been injured during the storm. The UFO reappears, but the crew decides to try and disengage tfrom the unknown craft.Sano realizes the ship is trapped by a magnetic vice generated by the UFO and orders the engines shut down to save fuel. Stein feels this is not a good idea and attempts to take control of the ship. Sano fights him and orders him restrained just as the UFO disappears.The crew goes outside the ship to inspect the damage done by the meteor shower. While out there; they discover a mysterious substance wrapped around the ship in the area of the engines. They collect a sample and take it inside just as communication is reestablishes with the ship.They have also discover a 50 percent loss of power from the nuclear core and a rescue mission is mounted from the Moon to resupply fuel.The fuel transfer is completed and the decision is made to return to Earth. Once successfully home, Berman and Kato supervise the storage of the sample and a home coming party for the crew. At the party Kato receives a call from security at the facility. The sample is missing, and the only evidence is the shattered sample container and a hole melted through the floor of the building.A footprint is discovered on the laboratory floor. Kato begins to suspect the substance brought back was a seed pod and some alien creature has hatched from it. Nearby, technicians begin to notice fluctuations in the power output at the local plant.Realizing nothing more can be done, the crew decides to continue their celebration by going out to dinner. At the restaurant there is a power failure. As guests mill around outside; someone spots a strange glowing light coming from behind a nearby hill. Without warning a giant creature rears up and roars. It has a birdlike head with huge antenna. Rather than wings it has arms and reptilian legsThe next morning the astronauts go to investigate the area where the creature was seen. Amid all the carnage they find a giant footprint, identical, except for size, to the one found at the LabThe scientists advise the military of the situation, a huge creature is on its way to Tokyo and nothing the army has seems capable of stopping it. Dr Kato then tells the meeting he has named the creature Girara
Although there is little hope of stopping the creature the army continues to fight, deploying mass tank formations to try and slow the creature down.Lisa studies another of the spores the team recovered. Shes confirmed the spores hatch when subject to energy. Suddenly the loss of the power on the ship and the previous evening in the city is explained. Lisa believes further research needs to be done in near vacuum conditions, and she along with the rest of the team go to the Moon to follow up her lead.The army notices the creature seems to be weakening, and possibly looking for power sources to revitalize itself. At the same time Lisas research on the Moon has produced results and they believe a newly discovered element, Giararanium, deflects many forms of energy. The element may be capable of being developed as a weapon to dampen the ability of the creature to feed on energy.Spacecraft AAB Gama encounters a problem returning from the Moon. Communication is lost and the ship deviates from its course. Lisa realizes a sample of the new element is causing problems for the ship and it is quickly moved to an isolation chamber to protect the nuclear fuel powering the shipOn Earth the monster attacks a nuclear power station, draining all its energy. Its need for energy satisfied, the creature evolves into a new form, a massive egg like creature that can fly. With this new development it able to access other power sources faster and multiply the amount of damage it is doingDr Kato sees a pattern to the monsters movements. The creature is going from power supply to power supply, gradually becoming stronger. Kato expects the creature to attack the rocket center and hopes the inbound spacecraft from the Moon arrives before the facility is destroyed.The ship lands as the monster arrives on its search for the nuclear material held at the center. Although everyone tries to flee the destruction Lisa becomes trapped in wreckage and a desperate rescue attempt begins.Two of the ships crew decides to load a canister of space fuel into a truck and draw the monster away from the facility. Their plan works and a cat and mouse game develops as they try to stay in front of the charging creature.Although they have managed to lead the creature far into the countryside and buy time for the rescue of Lisa, their plan ultimately fails when they lose control of the truck and it crashes. Fortunately the two crewmen are thrown to safety and ignored by the creature.Reports at the base indicate the creature is headed back towards them. Lisa has have been freed and technicians have had time to mount the new element into bombs. These bombs are loaded onto waiting fighter aircraft and the force takes off and moves in for the attack.Despite heavy losses the Air Force fighters press home the attack; eventually enough of the new element is dropped on the creature to cause a reaction. The monster is shrinking and finally becomes no larger than the spore they originally found.Once neutralized it is decided the creature cant be destroyed on Earth and the final scene of the movie shows our intrepid crew flying into space to dump the alien spores in orbit around the sunChapman_glen@yahoo.com

title: The X from Outer Space

title: The

title: X

title: from

title: Outer

title: Space

text: A

text: small

text: helicopter

text: comes

text: in

text: for

text: a

text: landing

text: at

text: remote

text: location

text: the

text: pilot

text: unloads

text: a

text: crate

text: marked

text: FAFC

text: With

text: extreme

text: care

text: the

text: crate

text: is

text: loaded

text: into

text: a

text: small

text: vehicle

text: and

text: driven

text: awayAt

text: the

text: installation

text: Dr

text: Berman

text: Franz

text: Gruber

text: is

text: introduced

text: to

text: Dr

text: Kato

text: Eiji

text: Okada

text: who

text: is

text: the

text: director

text: of

text: spaceflight

text: at

text: the

text: space

text: centerThe

text: crew

text: of

text: an

text: upcoming

text: space

text: flight

text: is

text: gathered

text: for

text: their

text: final

text: briefing

text: Capt

text: Sano

text: Shun'ya

text: Wazaki

text: is

text: singled

text: out

text: for

text: further

text: explanation

text: This

text: ship

text: will

text: be

text: the

text: seventh

text: in

text: the

text: series

text: of

text: missions

text: to

text: Mars

text: The

text: previous

text: six

text: flights

text: have

text: all

text: been

text: lost

text: with

text: all

text: hands

text: Capt

text: Santo

text: has

text: been

text: given

text: information

text: about

text: the

text: previous

text: lost

text: ships

text: having

text: encounters

text: with

text: UFOs

text: before

text: disappearing

text: The

text: discussion

text: then

text: turns

text: to

text: Lisa

text: Peggy

text: Neal

text: the

text: missions

text: biologist

text: She

text: is

text: to

text: collect

text: specimens

text: on

text: Mars

text: but

text: not

text: to

text: touch

text: anything

text: without

text: the

text: express

text: permission

text: of

text: Capt

text: Sano

text: Dr

text: Shioda

text: Keisuke

text: Sonoi

text: is

text: the

text: ships

text: doctor

text: Making

text: up

text: the

text: final

text: member

text: of

text: the

text: crew

text: is

text: Miyamoto

text: Shin'ichi

text: Yanagisawa

text: is

text: the

text: ships

text: communication

text: officer

text: The

text: crew

text: is

text: then

text: introduced

text: to

text: Dr

text: Berman

text: who

text: accompanied

text: the

text: crate

text: on

text: the

text: helicopter

text: The

text: crate

text: contained

text: the

text: nuclear

text: fuel

text: to

text: be

text: used

text: on

text: the

text: mission

text: Finally

text: Dr

text: Kato

text: wishes

text: the

text: crew

text: well

text: on

text: their

text: mission

text: and

text: reminds

text: them

text: every

text: foreseeable

text: safety

text: device

text: has

text: been

text: built

text: into

text: the

text: ship

text: The

text: ship

text: launches

text: without

text: issue

text: and

text: the

text: crew

text: settles

text: in

text: for

text: the

text: long

text: trip

text: to

text: MarsBack

text: on

text: Earth

text: Kato

text: and

text: Berman

text: discuss

text: what

text: might

text: have

text: happened

text: to

text: the

text: previous

text: flights

text: Berman

text: does

text: not

text: believe

text: any

text: design

text: weakness

text: caused

text: the

text: losses

text: He

text: thinks

text: the

text: secret

text: lies

text: with

text: a

text: mysterious

text: magnetic

text: pulse

text: hitting

text: the

text: ships

text: when

text: the

text: UFO

text: appeared

text: He

text: believes

text: this

text: pulse

text: rendered

text: the

text: ships

text: inoperable

text: On

text: the

text: ship

text: Lisa

text: reports

text: increasing

text: radiation

text: counts

text: Sano

text: believes

text: it

text: is

text: solar

text: flare

text: activity

text: and

text: other

text: than

text: disrupting

text: communications

text: no

text: other

text: effects

text: should

text: be

text: felt

text: The

text: UFO

text: appears

text: and

text: suddenly

text: Dr

text: Shioda

text: comes

text: down

text: with

text: an

text: intense

text: fever

text: causing

text: him

text: to

text: collapse

text: at

text: his

text: station

text: Sano

text: orders

text: everyone

text: to

text: their

text: stations

text: as

text: they

text: chase

text: the

text: UFO

text: Lisa

text: clashes

text: with

text: Sano

text: over

text: her

text: insisting

text: on

text: checking

text: Dr

text: Shioda

text: As

text: they

text: approach

text: the

text: UFO

text: vanishes

text: allowing

text: communications

text: with

text: Earth

text: to

text: be

text: reestablished

text: The

text: ship

text: is

text: diverted

text: to

text: the

text: Moon

text: so

text: Dr

text: Shiodas

text: health

text: can

text: be

text: assessed

text: Once

text: on

text: the

text: Moon

text: it

text: is

text: confirmed

text: Shioda

text: suffered

text: a

text: bout

text: of

text: space

text: sickness

text: The

text: rest

text: of

text: the

text: crew

text: enjoys

text: some

text: rest

text: and

text: recreation

text: while

text: waiting

text: to

text: see

text: if

text: Dr

text: Shioda

text: will

text: fly

text: again

text: or

text: be

text: replaced

text: for

text: the

text: mission

text: to

text: Mars

text: Finally

text: word

text: comes

text: through

text: that

text: Dr

text: Stein

text: Mike

text: Daneen

text: is

text: to

text: replace

text: Dr

text: Shioda

text: he

text: is

text: less

text: than

text: thrilled

text: about

text: the

text: assignment

text: and

text: quickly

text: gets

text: on

text: the

text: nerves

text: of

text: the

text: crews

text: He

text: complains

text: endlessly

text: the

text: food

text: and

text: Lisas

text: efforts

text: to

text: prepare

text: it

text: Before

text: the

text: crew

text: can

text: finish

text: expressing

text: their

text: frustration

text: to

text: Stein

text: the

text: ship

text: is

text: caught

text: in

text: a

text: meteor

text: shower

text: causing

text: the

text: hull

text: to

text: be

text: breached

text: The

text: ship

text: is

text: brought

text: under

text: control

text: however

text: Lisa

text: has

text: been

text: injured

text: during

text: the

text: storm

text: The

text: UFO

text: reappears

text: but

text: the

text: crew

text: decides

text: to

text: try

text: and

text: disengage

text: tfrom

text: the

text: unknown

text: craft

text: Sano

text: realizes

text: the

text: ship

text: is

text: trapped

text: by

text: a

text: magnetic

text: vice

text: generated

text: by

text: the

text: UFO

text: and

text: orders

text: the

text: engines

text: shut

text: down

text: to

text: save

text: fuel

text: Stein

text: feels

text: this

text: is

text: not

text: a

text: good

text: idea

text: and

text: attempts

text: to

text: take

text: control

text: of

text: the

text: ship

text: Sano

text: fights

text: him

text: and

text: orders

text: him

text: restrained

text: just

text: as

text: the

text: UFO

text: disappears

text: The

text: crew

text: goes

text: outside

text: the

text: ship

text: to

text: inspect

text: the

text: damage

text: done

text: by

text: the

text: meteor

text: shower

text: While

text: out

text: there

text: they

text: discover

text: a

text: mysterious

text: substance

text: wrapped

text: around

text: the

text: ship

text: in

text: the

text: area

text: of

text: the

text: engines

text: They

text: collect

text: a

text: sample

text: and

text: take

text: it

text: inside

text: just

text: as

text: communication

text: is

text: reestablishes

text: with

text: the

text: ship

text: They

text: have

text: also

text: discover

text: a

text: percent

text: loss

text: of

text: power

text: from

text: the

text: nuclear

text: core

text: and

text: a

text: rescue

text: mission

text: is

text: mounted

text: from

text: the

text: Moon

text: to

text: resupply

text: fuel

text: The

text: fuel

text: transfer

text: is

text: completed

text: and

text: the

text: decision

text: is

text: made

text: to

text: return

text: to

text: Earth

text: Once

text: successfully

text: home

text: Berman

text: and

text: Kato

text: supervise

text: the

text: storage

text: of

text: the

text: sample

text: and

text: a

text: home

text: coming

text: party

text: for

text: the

text: crew

text: At

text: the

text: party

text: Kato

text: receives

text: a

text: call

text: from

text: security

text: at

text: the

text: facility

text: The

text: sample

text: is

text: missing

text: and

text: the

text: only

text: evidence

text: is

text: the

text: shattered

text: sample

text: container

text: and

text: a

text: hole

text: melted

text: through

text: the

text: floor

text: of

text: the

text: building

text: A

text: footprint

text: is

text: discovered

text: on

text: the

text: laboratory

text: floor

text: Kato

text: begins

text: to

text: suspect

text: the

text: substance

text: brought

text: back

text: was

text: a

text: seed

text: pod

text: and

text: some

text: alien

text: creature

text: has

text: hatched

text: from

text: it

text: Nearby

text: technicians

text: begin

text: to

text: notice

text: fluctuations

text: in

text: the

text: power

text: output

text: at

text: the

text: local

text: plant

text: Realizing

text: nothing

text: more

text: can

text: be

text: done

text: the

text: crew

text: decides

text: to

text: continue

text: their

text: celebration

text: by

text: going

text: out

text: to

text: dinner

text: At

text: the

text: restaurant

text: there

text: is

text: a

text: power

text: failure

text: As

text: guests

text: mill

text: around

text: outside

text: someone

text: spots

text: a

text: strange

text: glowing

text: light

text: coming

text: from

text: behind

text: a

text: nearby

text: hill

text: Without

text: warning

text: a

text: giant

text: creature

text: rears

text: up

text: and

text: roars

text: It

text: has

text: a

text: birdlike

text: head

text: with

text: huge

text: antenna

text: Rather

text: than

text: wings

text: it

text: has

text: arms

text: and

text: reptilian

text: legsThe

text: next

text: morning

text: the

text: astronauts

text: go

text: to

text: investigate

text: the

text: area

text: where

text: the

text: creature

text: was

text: seen

text: Amid

text: all

text: the

text: carnage

text: they

text: find

text: a

text: giant

text: footprint

text: identical

text: except

text: for

text: size

text: to

text: the

text: one

text: found

text: at

text: the

text: LabThe

text: scientists

text: advise

text: the

text: military

text: of

text: the

text: situation

text: a

text: huge

text: creature

text: is

text: on

text: its

text: way

text: to

text: Tokyo

text: and

text: nothing

text: the

text: army

text: has

text: seems

text: capable

text: of

text: stopping

text: it

text: Dr

text: Kato

text: then

text: tells

text: the

text: meeting

text: he

text: has

text: named

text: the

text: creature

text: Girara

text: Although

text: there

text: is

text: little

text: hope

text: of

text: stopping

text: the

text: creature

text: the

text: army

text: continues

text: to

text: fight

text: deploying

text: mass

text: tank

text: formations

text: to

text: try

text: and

text: slow

text: the

text: creature

text: down

text: Lisa

text: studies

text: another

text: of

text: the

text: spores

text: the

text: team

text: recovered

text: She

text: s

text: confirmed

text: the

text: spores

text: hatch

text: when

text: subject

text: to

text: energy

text: Suddenly

text: the

text: loss

text: of

text: the

text: power

text: on

text: the

text: ship

text: and

text: the

text: previous

text: evening

text: in

text: the

text: city

text: is

text: explained

text: Lisa

text: believes

text: further

text: research

text: needs

text: to

text: be

text: done

text: in

text: near

text: vacuum

text: conditions

text: and

text: she

text: along

text: with

text: the

text: rest

text: of

text: the

text: team

text: go

text: to

text: the

text: Moon

text: to

text: follow

text: up

text: her

text: lead

text: The

text: army

text: notices

text: the

text: creature

text: seems

text: to

text: be

text: weakening

text: and

text: possibly

text: looking

text: for

text: power

text: sources

text: to

text: revitalize

text: itself

text: At

text: the

text: same

text: time

text: Lisas

text: research

text: on

text: the

text: Moon

text: has

text: produced

text: results

text: and

text: they

text: believe

text: a

text: newly

text: discovered

text: element

text: Giararanium

text: deflects

text: many

text: forms

text: of

text: energy

text: The

text: element

text: may

text: be

text: capable

text: of

text: being

text: developed

text: as

text: a

text: weapon

text: to

text: dampen

text: the

text: ability

text: of

text: the

text: creature

text: to

text: feed

text: on

text: energy

text: Spacecraft

text: AAB

text: Gama

text: encounters

text: a

text: problem

text: returning

text: from

text: the

text: Moon

text: Communication

text: is

text: lost

text: and

text: the

text: ship

text: deviates

text: from

text: its

text: course

text: Lisa

text: realizes

text: a

text: sample

text: of

text: the

text: new

text: element

text: is

text: causing

text: problems

text: for

text: the

text: ship

text: and

text: it

text: is

text: quickly

text: moved

text: to

text: an

text: isolation

text: chamber

text: to

text: protect

text: the

text: nuclear

text: fuel

text: powering

text: the

text: shipOn

text: Earth

text: the

text: monster

text: attacks

text: a

text: nuclear

text: power

text: station

text: draining

text: all

text: its

text: energy

text: Its

text: need

text: for

text: energy

text: satisfied

text: the

text: creature

text: evolves

text: into

text: a

text: new

text: form

text: a

text: massive

text: egg

text: like

text: creature

text: that

text: can

text: fly

text: With

text: this

text: new

text: development

text: it

text: able

text: to

text: access

text: other

text: power

text: sources

text: faster

text: and

text: multiply

text: the

text: amount

text: of

text: damage

text: it

text: is

text: doingDr

text: Kato

text: sees

text: a

text: pattern

text: to

text: the

text: monsters

text: movements

text: The

text: creature

text: is

text: going

text: from

text: power

text: supply

text: to

text: power

text: supply

text: gradually

text: becoming

text: stronger

text: Kato

text: expects

text: the

text: creature

text: to

text: attack

text: the

text: rocket

text: center

text: and

text: hopes

text: the

text: inbound

text: spacecraft

text: from

text: the

text: Moon

text: arrives

text: before

text: the

text: facility

text: is

text: destroyed

text: The

text: ship

text: lands

text: as

text: the

text: monster

text: arrives

text: on

text: its

text: search

text: for

text: the

text: nuclear

text: material

text: held

text: at

text: the

text: center

text: Although

text: everyone

text: tries

text: to

text: flee

text: the

text: destruction

text: Lisa

text: becomes

text: trapped

text: in

text: wreckage

text: and

text: a

text: desperate

text: rescue

text: attempt

text: begins

text: Two

text: of

text: the

text: ships

text: crew

text: decides

text: to

text: load

text: a

text: canister

text: of

text: space

text: fuel

text: into

text: a

text: truck

text: and

text: draw

text: the

text: monster

text: away

text: from

text: the

text: facility

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text: they

text: try

text: to

text: stay

text: in

text: front

text: of

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text: charging

text: creature

text: Although

text: they

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text: countryside

text: and

text: buy

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text: rescue

text: of

text: Lisa

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text: and

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text: Fortunately

text: the

text: two

text: crewmen

text: are

text: thrown

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text: and

text: ignored

text: by

text: the

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text: Reports

text: at

text: the

text: base

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text: the

text: creature

text: is

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text: back

text: towards

text: them

text: Lisa

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text: These

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text: onto

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text: fighter

text: aircraft

text: and

text: the

text: force

text: takes

text: off

text: and

text: moves

text: in

text: for

text: the

text: attack

text: Despite

text: heavy

text: losses

text: the

text: Air

text: Force

text: fighters

text: press

text: home

text: the

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text: eventually

text: enough

text: of

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text: the

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text: to

text: cause

text: a

text: reaction

text: The

text: monster

text: is

text: shrinking

text: and

text: finally

text: becomes

text: no

text: larger

text: than

text: the

text: spore

text: they

text: originally

text: found

text: Once

text: neutralized

text: it

text: is

text: decided

text: the

text: creature

text: ca

text: nt

text: be

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text: Earth

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text: to

text: dump

text: the

text: alien

text: spores

text: in

text: orbit

text: around

text: the

question: Where is the spaceship going?

answer: Mars

text: Mars

text: Mars

text: Mars

question: What will the spore circle in an endless orbit?

answer: the sun

question: What grows into a giant, lizard-like creature?

answer: Seed Pod

text: Seed Pod

question: What is the name of the spaceship?

answer: FAFC

text: FAFC


text: Late one night in December, a young boy named Derek Quinn (William Thorne) hears the doorbell ring and goes downstairs and finds a Christmas present addressed to him on the porch. His father Tom (Van Quattro) reprimands him for being up so late and opening the door, sending him off to bed. Instead Derek watches from the stairs as his curious father opens the gift. Finding a musical orb shaped like Santa Claus in the box he activates it, causing it to strangle him with retractable cords; as Tom struggles he slips and falls onto a fireplace poker, his impaled body being found by his wife Sarah (Jane Higginson) a few moments later.Two weeks later, Sarah takes Derek, who hasn't spoken since his father's death, to a toy store owned by the elderly Joe Petto (Mickey Rooney) and his odd son Pino (Brian Bremer) not realizing they have been followed by Noah Adams (Tracy Fraim). After Derek rejects all the toys Joe shows him (and one called Larry the Larvae that Pino tries to give him) he and his mother leave, prompting Joe to begin angrily yelling at Pino, belittling him and blaming him for all the store's recent failures. While running from his father Pino bumps into Noah and drops the larvae toy, which Noah picks up and buys along with some other toys. At his home Noah begins taking apart the toys he bought from Joe when he is confronted by his angry landlord Harold (Gerry Black). Late paying rent Noah, to smooth things over, gives Harold the Larry the Larvae toy in exchange for a one day extension. While driving home Harold is killed when Larry the Larvae crawls into his mouth and bursts out his eye, causing his car to crash and explode.The next day, Sarah takes Derek to see Santa (portrayed by Noah, who takes his friend's shift) at the mall, finding another gift on the porch on the way out. While Sarah and Derek are gone Pino sneaks into their house, using a key he had hidden years earlier when he and his father lived there. When Sarah and Derek get home early (due to Noah's odd behavior towards Derek) Pino flees from the house. After confronting Joe about Pino's intrusion (and stating that she will call the police the next time it happens) Sarah decides to let Derek open the present dropped off earlier, but Derek refuses to touch it. Leaving Derek alone Sarah is visited by her friend Kim Levitt (Neith Hunter) and while the two talk Derek sneaks outside and throws the present in a garbage can, where Kim's adopted son Lonnie (Conan Yuzna) finds it. While Lonnie unwraps the gift and finds roller skates in it. Joe, in a drunken rage, begins beating Pino, accidentally killing him by knocking him down some stairs. While using the skates Lonnie is hit by a car and left hospitalized when rockets hidden within the skates cause him to lose control.While Sarah visits Lonnie and Kim at the hospital Derek is visited by Noah, who is shooed away by the babysitter Meredith (Amy L. Taylor) who tells Noah where to find Sarah when Noah keeps badgering her from outside. In the parking garage of Sarah's workplace Noah, revealed to be Sarah's old boyfriend and Derek's real father, confronts her and the two reconcile.At the Quinn house, Meredith and her boyfriend Buck (Eric Welch) engage in some freaky sex, involving a toy hand on his butt, a toy that is left by Joe who is dressed as Santa. Joe, who had broken into the home has a horde of toys attack them while he abducts Derek, taking him to the toy store. Shortly before taking Sarah home Noah tells her about Joe's past, saying he was arrested years earlier for booby trapping toys he gave to children after his pregnant wife died in a car crash; pulling into the driveway Sarah and Noah find the hysterical and bloody Meredith, who tells them Buck is dead (having had his head cut off by a circular saws attached to a toy car) and that Joe took Derek.Sarah rushes to the toy store (followed by Noah) and starts looking around upstairs, arming herself with a knife. In the basement Noah is attacked by Joe with a remote control plane and an acid squirting water pistol and is knocked out. Hearing the noise Sarah goes downstairs, finds the real Joe's dead body and tries to run, only to be stopped by the Joe dressed as Santa. The imposter Joe removes his face (showing robotic components underneath) and puts on another, revealing himself to be Pino. Pino explains to Sarah that Joe created him to replace his own dead son, but he could never live up to his father's expectations (as he was not "a real son") and was continually broken and rebuilt by Joe in his drunken rages. Pino goes on to say that he wants Sarah to be his mother (sending killer toys to try to kill Derek) before beginning to dry hump her while frantically screaming "I love you mommy!"Sarah manages to stab Pino in the head with a screwdriver, causing him to begin malfunctioning. Grabbing the knife Sarah dropped earlier Pino begins trying to stab Derek, who he had placed in a large sack. Derek is saved when Noah breaks into the room and starts fighting Pino, distracting him long enough for Sarah to halve him at the waist with an axe. Barely functioning Pino cries for his father before grabbing Sarah's leg, causing her to stomp his head into pieces. As Sarah, Derek, and Noah leave, the eyes of a one of Joe's partially assembled robots spark ominously, like Pino's and his creations.(Note: Clint Howard and Neith Hunter reprise their characters of Ricky and Kim for 'The Toy Maker', although both only make minor appearances. Ricky is alive and working as a shopping mall Santa, while Kim has become Lonnie's legal guardian after the death of Ann and Gus.)

title: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker

title: Silent

title: Night

title: Deadly

title: Night

title: 5

title: The

title: Toy

title: Maker

text: Late

text: one

text: night

text: in

text: December

text: a

text: young

text: boy

text: named

text: Derek

text: Quinn

text: William

text: Thorne

text: hears

text: the

text: doorbell

text: ring

text: and

text: goes

text: downstairs

text: and

text: finds

text: a

text: Christmas

text: present

text: addressed

text: to

text: him

text: on

text: the

text: porch

text: His

text: father

text: Tom

text: Van

text: Quattro

text: reprimands

text: him

text: for

text: being

text: up

text: so

text: late

text: and

text: opening

text: the

text: door

text: sending

text: him

text: off

text: to

text: bed

text: Instead

text: Derek

text: watches

text: from

text: the

text: stairs

text: as

text: his

text: curious

text: father

text: opens

text: the

text: gift

text: Finding

text: a

text: musical

text: orb

text: shaped

text: like

text: Santa

text: Claus

text: in

text: the

text: box

text: he

text: activates

text: it

text: causing

text: it

text: to

text: strangle

text: him

text: with

text: retractable

text: cords

text: as

text: Tom

text: struggles

text: he

text: slips

text: and

text: falls

text: onto

text: a

text: fireplace

text: poker

text: his

text: impaled

text: body

text: being

text: found

text: by

text: his

text: wife

text: Sarah

text: Jane

text: Higginson

text: a

text: few

text: moments

text: later

text: Two

text: weeks

text: later

text: Sarah

text: takes

text: Derek

text: who

text: has

text: n't

text: spoken

text: since

text: his

text: father

text: 's

text: death

text: to

text: a

text: toy

text: store

text: owned

text: by

text: the

text: elderly

text: Joe

text: Petto

text: Mickey

text: Rooney

text: and

text: his

text: odd

text: son

text: Pino

text: Brian

text: Bremer

text: not

text: realizing

text: they

text: have

text: been

text: followed

text: by

text: Noah

text: Adams

text: Tracy

text: Fraim

text: After

text: Derek

text: rejects

text: all

text: the

text: toys

text: Joe

text: shows

text: him

text: and

text: one

text: called

text: Larry

text: the

text: Larvae

text: that

text: Pino

text: tries

text: to

text: give

text: him

text: he

text: and

text: his

text: mother

text: leave

text: prompting

text: Joe

text: to

text: begin

text: angrily

text: yelling

text: at

text: Pino

text: belittling

text: him

text: and

text: blaming

text: him

text: for

text: all

text: the

text: store

text: 's

text: recent

text: failures

text: While

text: running

text: from

text: his

text: father

text: Pino

text: bumps

text: into

text: Noah

text: and

text: drops

text: the

text: larvae

text: toy

text: which

text: Noah

text: picks

text: up

text: and

text: buys

text: along

text: with

text: some

text: other

text: toys

text: At

text: his

text: home

text: Noah

text: begins

text: taking

text: apart

text: the

text: toys

text: he

text: bought

text: from

text: Joe

text: when

text: he

text: is

text: confronted

text: by

text: his

text: angry

text: landlord

text: Harold

text: Gerry

text: Black

text: Late

text: paying

text: rent

text: Noah

text: to

text: smooth

text: things

text: over

text: gives

text: Harold

text: the

text: Larry

text: the

text: Larvae

text: toy

text: in

text: exchange

text: for

text: a

text: one

text: day

text: extension

text: While

text: driving

text: home

text: Harold

text: is

text: killed

text: when

text: Larry

text: the

text: Larvae

text: crawls

text: into

text: his

text: mouth

text: and

text: bursts

text: out

text: his

text: eye

text: causing

text: his

text: car

text: to

text: crash

text: and

text: explode

text: The

text: next

text: day

text: Sarah

text: takes

text: Derek

text: to

text: see

text: Santa

text: portrayed

text: by

text: Noah

text: who

text: takes

text: his

text: friend

text: 's

text: shift

text: at

text: the

text: mall

text: finding

text: another

text: gift

text: on

text: the

text: porch

text: on

text: the

text: way

text: out

text: While

text: Sarah

text: and

text: Derek

text: are

text: gone

text: Pino

text: sneaks

text: into

text: their

text: house

text: using

text: a

text: key

text: he

text: had

text: hidden

text: years

text: earlier

text: when

text: he

text: and

text: his

text: father

text: lived

text: there

text: When

text: Sarah

text: and

text: Derek

text: get

text: home

text: early

text: due

text: to

text: Noah

text: 's

text: odd

text: behavior

text: towards

text: Derek

text: Pino

text: flees

text: from

text: the

text: house

text: After

text: confronting

text: Joe

text: about

text: Pino

text: 's

text: intrusion

text: and

text: stating

text: that

text: she

text: will

text: call

text: the

text: police

text: the

text: next

text: time

text: it

text: happens

text: Sarah

text: decides

text: to

text: let

text: Derek

text: open

text: the

text: present

text: dropped

text: off

text: earlier

text: but

text: Derek

text: refuses

text: to

text: touch

text: it

text: Leaving

text: Derek

text: alone

text: Sarah

text: is

text: visited

text: by

text: her

text: friend

text: Kim

text: Levitt

text: Neith

text: Hunter

text: and

text: while

text: the

text: two

text: talk

text: Derek

text: sneaks

text: outside

text: and

text: throws

text: the

text: present

text: in

text: a

text: garbage

text: can

text: where

text: Kim

text: 's

text: adopted

text: son

text: Lonnie

text: Conan

text: Yuzna

text: finds

text: it

text: While

text: Lonnie

text: unwraps

text: the

text: gift

text: and

text: finds

text: roller

text: skates

text: in

text: it

text: Joe

text: in

text: a

text: drunken

text: rage

text: begins

text: beating

text: Pino

text: accidentally

text: killing

text: him

text: by

text: knocking

text: him

text: down

text: some

text: stairs

text: While

text: using

text: the

text: skates

text: Lonnie

text: is

text: hit

text: by

text: a

text: car

text: and

text: left

text: hospitalized

text: when

text: rockets

text: hidden

text: within

text: the

text: skates

text: cause

text: him

text: to

text: lose

text: control

text: While

text: Sarah

text: visits

text: Lonnie

text: and

text: Kim

text: at

text: the

text: hospital

text: Derek

text: is

text: visited

text: by

text: Noah

text: who

text: is

text: shooed

text: away

text: by

text: the

text: babysitter

text: Meredith

text: Amy

text: L.

text: Taylor

text: who

text: tells

text: Noah

text: where

text: to

text: find

text: Sarah

text: when

text: Noah

text: keeps

text: badgering

text: her

text: from

text: outside

text: In

text: the

text: parking

text: garage

text: of

text: Sarah

text: 's

text: workplace

text: Noah

text: revealed

text: to

text: be

text: Sarah

text: 's

text: old

text: boyfriend

text: and

text: Derek

text: 's

text: real

text: father

text: confronts

text: her

text: and

text: the

text: two

text: reconcile

text: At

text: the

text: Quinn

text: house

text: Meredith

text: and

text: her

text: boyfriend

text: Buck

text: Eric

text: Welch

text: engage

text: in

text: some

text: freaky

text: sex

text: involving

text: a

text: toy

text: hand

text: on

text: his

text: butt

text: a

text: toy

text: that

text: is

text: left

text: by

text: Joe

text: who

text: is

text: dressed

text: as

text: Santa

text: Joe

text: who

text: had

text: broken

text: into

text: the

text: home

text: has

text: a

text: horde

text: of

text: toys

text: attack

text: them

text: while

text: he

text: abducts

text: Derek

text: taking

text: him

text: to

text: the

text: toy

text: store

text: Shortly

text: before

text: taking

text: Sarah

text: home

text: Noah

text: tells

text: her

text: about

text: Joe

text: 's

text: past

text: saying

text: he

text: was

text: arrested

text: years

text: earlier

text: for

text: booby

text: trapping

text: toys

text: he

text: gave

text: to

text: children

text: after

text: his

text: pregnant

text: wife

text: died

text: in

text: a

text: car

text: crash

text: pulling

text: into

text: the

text: driveway

text: Sarah

text: and

text: Noah

text: find

text: the

text: hysterical

text: and

text: bloody

text: Meredith

text: who

text: tells

text: them

text: Buck

text: is

text: dead

text: having

text: had

text: his

text: head

text: cut

text: off

text: by

text: a

text: circular

text: saws

text: attached

text: to

text: a

text: toy

text: car

text: and

text: that

text: Joe

text: took

text: Derek

text: Sarah

text: rushes

text: to

text: the

text: toy

text: store

text: followed

text: by

text: Noah

text: and

text: starts

text: looking

text: around

text: upstairs

text: arming

text: herself

text: with

text: a

text: knife

text: In

text: the

text: basement

text: Noah

text: is

text: attacked

text: by

text: Joe

text: with

text: a

text: remote

text: control

text: plane

text: and

text: an

text: acid

text: squirting

text: water

text: pistol

text: and

text: is

text: knocked

text: out

text: Hearing

text: the

text: noise

text: Sarah

text: goes

text: downstairs

text: finds

text: the

text: real

text: Joe

text: 's

text: dead

text: body

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: run

text: only

text: to

text: be

text: stopped

text: by

text: the

text: Joe

text: dressed

text: as

text: Santa

text: The

text: imposter

text: Joe

text: removes

text: his

text: face

text: showing

text: robotic

text: components

text: underneath

text: and

text: puts

text: on

text: another

text: revealing

text: himself

text: to

text: be

text: Pino

text: Pino

text: explains

text: to

text: Sarah

text: that

text: Joe

text: created

text: him

text: to

text: replace

text: his

text: own

text: dead

text: son

text: but

text: he

text: could

text: never

text: live

text: up

text: to

text: his

text: father

text: 's

text: expectations

text: as

text: he

text: was

text: not

text: a

text: real

text: son

text: and

text: was

text: continually

text: broken

text: and

text: rebuilt

text: by

text: Joe

text: in

text: his

text: drunken

text: rages

text: Pino

text: goes

text: on

text: to

text: say

text: that

text: he

text: wants

text: Sarah

text: to

text: be

text: his

text: mother

text: sending

text: killer

text: toys

text: to

text: try

text: to

text: kill

text: Derek

text: before

text: beginning

text: to

text: dry

text: hump

text: her

text: while

text: frantically

text: screaming

text: I

text: love

text: you

text: mommy!"Sarah

text: manages

text: to

text: stab

text: Pino

text: in

text: the

text: head

text: with

text: a

text: screwdriver

text: causing

text: him

text: to

text: begin

text: malfunctioning

text: Grabbing

text: the

text: knife

text: Sarah

text: dropped

text: earlier

text: Pino

text: begins

text: trying

text: to

text: stab

text: Derek

text: who

text: he

text: had

text: placed

text: in

text: a

text: large

text: sack

text: Derek

text: is

text: saved

text: when

text: Noah

text: breaks

text: into

text: the

text: room

text: and

text: starts

text: fighting

text: Pino

text: distracting

text: him

text: long

text: enough

text: for

text: Sarah

text: to

text: halve

text: him

text: at

text: the

text: waist

text: with

text: an

text: axe

text: Barely

text: functioning

text: Pino

text: cries

text: for

text: his

text: father

text: before

text: grabbing

text: Sarah

text: 's

text: leg

text: causing

text: her

text: to

text: stomp

text: his

text: head

text: into

text: pieces

text: As

text: Sarah

text: Derek

text: and

text: Noah

text: leave

text: the

text: eyes

text: of

text: a

text: one

text: of

text: Joe

text: 's

text: partially

text: assembled

text: robots

text: spark

text: ominously

text: like

text: Pino

text: 's

text: and

text: his

text: creations.(Note

text: Clint

text: Howard

text: and

text: Neith

text: Hunter

text: reprise

text: their

text: characters

text: of

text: Ricky

text: and

text: Kim

text: for

text: The

text: Toy

text: Maker

text: although

text: both

text: only

text: make

text: minor

text: appearances

text: Ricky

text: is

text: alive

text: and

text: working

text: as

text: a

text: shopping

text: mall

text: Santa

text: while

text: Kim

text: has

text: become

text: Lonnie

text: 's

text: legal

text: guardian

text: after

text: the

text: death

text: of

text: Ann

text: and

text: Gus

question: Where do Sarah and Derek go to see Santa?

question: What does Pino want Sarah to be?

answer: His mother

text: His mother

text: His mother

question: Who leaves with Sarah and Noah?

answer: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

text: Derek

question: Who is the toy store owned by?

question: Where does Noah confront Sarah?

answer: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

question: Who sneaks into the house while Sarah and Derek are gone?

question: Who attacks Noah in the basement?

question: What does Sarah arm herself with?

question: Who followed Derek and Sarah?

answer: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

text: Noah

question: Who attacked Noah in the basement?

answer: Pino pretending to be Joe

question: Who broke into the Quinn house to abduct Derek?

answer: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: Joe

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question: Who was killed during the abduction?

answer: Buck

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text: Buck

question: Who slips and falls onto a fireplace poker?

answer: Tom

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text: Tom

question: Who is Kim Levitt?

answer: Sarah's friend

question: Who is Noah?

question: How was Derek abducted?

question: What kills Tom?

answer: he slips and falls onto a fireplace poker

text: he slips and falls onto a fireplace poker

question: Where was Derek when the gift was opened?

answer: Derek watches from the stairs

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question: Who told Noah where to find Sarah?

answer: Meridith

question: Who watches from the stairs as Tom opens the Christmas present?

answer: Derek

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text: Derek

question: What does Pino scream to Sarah?

answer: He wants Sarah to be his mother

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question: What is Noah's landlord's name?

answer: Harold

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text: Harold

text: Harold

question: What does Sarah find downstairs?

answer: the real Joe's dead body

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question: Who does Joe kidnap?

answer: Pino

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question: What is the toy that kills Harold called?

answer: the Larvae toy

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question: Who stabs Derek?

answer: Pino

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text: Pino

question: Why do Sarah and Derek get hone early?

answer: Noah's odd behavior towards Derek

text: Noah's odd behavior towards Derek

question: What happened in Joe's past?

question: Where does Sarah take Derek to see Santa?

answer: the mall

text: the mall

text: the mall

question: What does Derek find on the porch?

answer: a Christmas present

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question: What is Joe Petto's son's name?

answer: Pino

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question: How is Sarah related to Derek?

answer: mother

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question: Who was Pino supposed to replace?

answer: Joe's dead son

question: Where do they find another gift?

answer: on the porch

text: on the porch

text: on the porch

question: Who is Derek's father?

answer: Tom

text: Tom

text: Tom

question: Where does Derek throw the present?

question: When did Joe break and rebuild Pino?

question: Who finds the present in the garbage can?

answer: Lonnie

text: Lonnie

text: Lonnie

text: Lonnie

text: Lonnie

text: Lonnie

question: What does Joe do when Sarah and Derek leave the store?

question: When did Derek stop speaking?

question: How does Derek get rid of the present he refuses to open?

answer: He sneaks outside and throws it in the garbage can.

question: Where does Sarah take Derek?

answer: Sarah takes Derek to a toy store.

question: Who stabs Pino?

answer: Sarah.

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question: Whom does Sara visit at the hospital?

answer: Lonnie and Kim

text: Lonnie and Kim

question: Who is Derek's mother?

answer: Sarah is Derek's mother.

question: What was the gift?

answer: The gift Derek received was a pair of roller skates.

question: Who was imposter Joe dressed up as?

answer: Santa

text: Santa

text: Santa

text: Santa

text: Santa

text: Santa

question: What was the musical orb shaped like?

answer: Santa Claus

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text: Joe Dirt (David Spade) is an irrationally optimistic, 30-ish, southern-rock and muscle-car-loving, mullet-sporting, lovable loser working as a janitor at an L.A. radio station. Finding Joe an irresistable target for his sarcastic on-air wit, a Howard Stern-like deejay named Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller), puts Joe on the air to tell his story. For three days Zander and a growing legion of listeners are surprised to find themselves captivated, delighted, and occasionally repelled by Joe's incredible tale of his search to find the parents who referred to him as "Joe Dirt" (rather than by his real last name, which he can no longer remember) and left him sitting in a garbage can at the Grand Canyon when he was 8 years old. Thorughout the film, the story reverts for short periods back to the KXLA studio for dialogue between Joe and Zander.Pivotal to Joe's story is the past relationship he reveals between himself and Brandy (Brittany Daniel), a beautiful farm girl from his adopted hometown of Silvertown, Idaho. Joe feels that Brandy and his dog, Charlie, were the only real friends he ever had. After living in and leaving a series of bizarre foster homes, Joe met Brandy one winter when he was living in the woods outside Silvertown and Charlie's testicles became frozen to the front porch of Brandy's house. Brandy helped Joe and Charlie and for the next few years the three spent most of their time together.Believing that Brandy is "too hot" to ever love a guy like him, Joe is blind to the fact that she obviously has very real feelings for him. Complicating their relationship is Brandy's alcoholic father (Joe Don Baker) and the local Trans-Am-driving bully, Robby (Kid Rock). Brandy's father kills Joe's dog after it fails in a Lassie-like mission to free the father when he gets stuck on railroad tracks, resulting in the loss of his leg.The death of Charlie causes Joe to feel that he needs to take up the search for his mother and father. Joe is certain they did not leave him intentionally and must be looking for him too. His travels take him first to a town where Joe gets a job wearing a sandwich board advertising a local dental clinic. As he is working, Joe meets a kind older woman (Angela Paton) who is just about to put a mint condition 1969 Plymouth Hemi GTX convertible for sale. Admiring her car Joe tells her part of his story. Having recently lost her abusive police sketch artist husband to a tragic "accident" ("I pushed him into the woodchipper," she whispers), she sells Joe the car for the change in his pockets. She also gives him the idea of hiring a sketch artist to make pictures of his parents to aid in his search.Before Joe can enjoy his dream car, he is sent to the roof of the dental clinic to secure a promotional hot air balloon. While Joe is in the balloon's basket, high winds cause the balloon to break free and Joe sails away. He is eventually knocked from the basket when it collides with an oil derrick in the Dakotas. Needing $360 to hire a sketch artist, Joe sees it as a cosmic sign that his search will succeed when he discovers the oil company is paying $360 dollars a week for work on the rig. Joe is a disaster as a rough neck and an outcast from the other workers, resulting in him being both fired after one week and beaten up by fellow worker Zeke (Lee Walker). Joe next spends the night in what he mistakenly believes is a circus tent. It is really a fumigation tent. The the next day, high on insecticide fumes, Joe wastes his $360 on sketches of what appear to be Father Time and serial killer Richard Ramirez.Joe next decides to locate his parents through the use of an "Indian tracker." On a local reservation he encounters and befriends Kicking Wing (Adam Beach), the young proprietor of an unsuccessful roadside fireworks stand and aspiring veterinarian. Joe, who it appears is quite an afficianado on the topic of fireworks, encourages Kicking Wing to diversify into more spectacular wares than the "snakes and sparklers" he currently offers. While at Kicking Wings, Joe discovers what he believes to be an atomic bomb and, strapping it to his back with duct tape, uses it to blackmail a Grand Canyon tour bus company out of its list of passengers on the day his parents left him at the canyon. Joe intends to use the list to find people with photos that might show him or his parents. Joe gets the lists but the "bomb" turns out to be an RV septic tank and Joe ends up covered in rotten sewage.Joe then goes to work for a traveling carnival as a means to travel the country tracking down people on the list. Back in the town from which he left in the balloon, he meets the seductive Jill (Jaime Pressley), a single mother who shares his affinity for southern rock, Hemis and mullets. Joe goes to the local impound yard to retrieve his GTX where a greasy attendant (Kevin Nealon) informs him the impound fee is over $3000. Unable to pay, Joe buys a rusty, fume-spewing 69 Dodge Daytona and informs Jill that his real car is unavailable because he's having a "footprint gas pedal installed." After making out with Jill, Joe discovers that she may actually be his long lost sister and he is faced with the decision of whether to go ahead and sleep with her. He discovers she is not in fact his sister and the rocking headboard indicates the two egage in some vigorous action.At this point the story reverts from the past to the present and Joe makes a phone call from the LA radio station to Brandy. He leaves a message on her machine saying, "Hey, Brandy, it's Joe. I'm out in L.A. They got me on the radio station telling my story to everybody. I didn't get to the sad part yet. I'm guessing you had reasons for doing what you did. And I guess I'm just calling to say goodbye. I miss you, Brandy."Joe then continues to tell his story to Zander. Joe leaves Jill to continue on his cross-country effort to track down every person on the bus list and look at their photos. This results in Joe being held prisoner in Indiana by "Buffalo Bob" a fishnet stocking weaing psychopath who intends to turn Joe's skin into an overcoat (ala "Silence of the Lambs"). Joe is rescued, and among Bob's photographs Joe discovers one which shows his parents' car with a Louisiana license plate.Joe goes to New Orleans and takes a job as a janitor at an elementary school. Here he meets fellow janitor Clem (Christopher Walken), whose past is a little unclear. When a student accidentally makes "killer mustard gas" and the class is nearly overcome, Clems rescues them. In a clear attempt to avoid the spotlight he tells everyone it was Joe. At the resulting news conference Joe tells reporters of his search for his parents and also reveals that it was actually Clem who was the hero. That night mafia hitmen arrive at Clem's house. Joe comes to the scene the next morning to find police removing the dead bodies of Clem and his attackers. As Joe mourns over the covered body of Clem, Clem reveals to Joe that he is not actually dead but is being relocated again as part of the Federal witness protection program.Joe takes a new job at an alligator farm and befriends the farm's owner (Rosanne Arquette) who inherited it from her parents when they were killed by a gator. She hates her life there and wishes a man would come along and take her away. Joe enthralls tourists with his death-defying act of placing his head into the mouth of a huge gator. This of course results in Joe nearly being eaten. As Joe is reviving from his encounter with the gator, he remembers that his real last name is "Nunamaker."With this final bit of information Joe learns his parents were from Baton Rouge. Joe arrives at his parents' home to find it condemned and abandoned. A backwoods Cajun (Blake Clark) tries to remind Joe that "home is where you make it," but Joe is unable to understand him through the thick accent. Joe is heart-broken. As he is lying on the ground staring at the moon he realizes he had a home in Silvertown with Brandy and that he needs to return. He calls her and gets the answering machine. He leaves a message saying he is returning, but the message is deleted by Robby.As Joe walks into Silvertown he is met by Robby and his toadies. Robby tells Joe that he is marrying Brandy and that Brandy found Joe's parents in California. He says Brandy doesn't want to see Joe. Joe doesn't beleive this but Robby shows Joe a note, signed by Brandy with X's and O's, saying she found Joe's parents but that Robby shouldn't tell Joe if he calls. Joe walks away pretending not to be crying while Robby continues to insult him.The scene returns to Zander Kelly's studio. Zander is incensed that Brandy would treat Joe that way and insists on getting Brandy on the phone. Brandy is put on the air and Zander confronts her about her note to Robby. Brandy admits she wrote it but only because she wanted to tell Joe in person, and months went by and Joe never came home. Brandy then tells Joe that his parents were killed the day they were at the Grand Canyon. She says Joe should come home to Silvertown and let her take care of him.Joe is next shown as having become a media sensation. Before returning to Silvertown he makes an appearance on the television show "TRL" with Carson Daly. While Joe is on TRL a women calls in and claims to be his mother. Joe believes the call is legitimate and he goes to a trailer in Simi Valley, CA, to meet his parents. Joe discovers that his mother (Caroline Aaron) and father (Fred Ward) are alive, but that they left him on purpose and have only contacted him to get publicity for their online business. Joe storms out of his parents' trailer.Joe threatens to kill himself by jumping off a bridge in LA. The crowd and police implore him to reconsider and to come down from the bridge railing. Joe says that he has no one and that everyone lies to him. Brandy arrives and Joe confronts her about lying to him about his parents' death. Brandy admits the lie but explains that after she met his parents and discovered what horrible people they were she wanted to protect Joe from them. Brandy expresses her love for Joe and her desire to marry him and start a family.At that moment Joe is roped by a policemen with a bungee cord. This causes Joe to fall off the bridge. The bungee cord breaks his fall, but as he rebounds he hits his head on the bridge and is knocked unconscious.Joe awakens in Silvertown to find Kicking Wing, Clem and the alligator farm owner all standing by his bed with Brandy. Kicking Wing has become a successful fireworks entrepeneur based on Joe's advice and Clem has taken a new name and been relocated to Silvertown. He and the farm owner are planning to be married. Brandy has also given Joe a surprising new haircut and bought a new dog, "Charlie II."Joe realizes he now has a loving family and real friends. The film ends with all five racing off in Joe's convertible, leaving Robby in a cloud of dust and gravel.

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text: to

text: travel

text: the

text: country

text: tracking

text: down

text: people

text: on

text: the

text: list

text: Back

text: in

text: the

text: town

text: from

text: which

text: he

text: left

text: in

text: the

text: balloon

text: he

text: meets

text: the

text: seductive

text: Jill

text: Jaime

text: Pressley

text: a

text: single

text: mother

text: who

text: shares

text: his

text: affinity

text: for

text: southern

text: rock

text: Hemis

text: and

text: mullets

text: Joe

text: goes

text: to

text: the

text: local

text: impound

text: yard

text: to

text: retrieve

text: his

text: GTX

text: where

text: a

text: greasy

text: attendant

text: Kevin

text: Nealon

text: informs

text: him

text: the

text: impound

text: fee

text: is

text: over

text: Unable

text: to

text: pay

text: Joe

text: buys

text: a

text: rusty

text: fume

text: spewing

text: Dodge

text: Daytona

text: and

text: informs

text: Jill

text: that

text: his

text: real

text: car

text: is

text: unavailable

text: because

text: he

text: 's

text: having

text: a

text: footprint

text: gas

text: pedal

text: installed

text: After

text: making

text: out

text: with

text: Jill

text: Joe

text: discovers

text: that

text: she

text: may

text: actually

text: be

text: his

text: long

text: lost

text: sister

text: and

text: he

text: is

text: faced

text: with

text: the

text: decision

text: of

text: whether

text: to

text: go

text: ahead

text: and

text: sleep

text: with

text: her

text: He

text: discovers

text: she

text: is

text: not

text: in

text: fact

text: his

text: sister

text: and

text: the

text: rocking

text: headboard

text: indicates

text: the

text: two

text: egage

text: in

text: some

text: vigorous

text: action

text: At

text: this

text: point

text: the

text: story

text: reverts

text: from

text: the

text: past

text: to

text: the

text: present

text: and

text: Joe

text: makes

text: a

text: phone

text: call

text: from

text: the

text: LA

text: radio

text: station

text: to

text: Brandy

text: He

text: leaves

text: a

text: message

text: on

text: her

text: machine

text: saying

text: Hey

text: Brandy

text: it

text: 's

text: Joe

text: I

text: 'm

text: out

text: in

text: L.A.

text: They

text: got

text: me

text: on

text: the

text: radio

text: station

text: telling

text: my

text: story

text: to

text: everybody

text: I

text: did

text: n't

text: get

text: to

text: the

text: sad

text: part

text: yet

text: I

text: 'm

text: guessing

text: you

text: had

text: reasons

text: for

text: doing

text: what

text: you

text: did

text: And

text: I

text: guess

text: I

text: 'm

text: just

text: calling

text: to

text: say

text: goodbye

text: I

text: miss

text: you

text: Brandy."Joe

text: then

text: continues

text: to

text: tell

text: his

text: story

text: to

text: Zander

text: Joe

text: leaves

text: Jill

text: to

text: continue

text: on

text: his

text: cross

text: country

text: effort

text: to

text: track

text: down

text: every

text: person

text: on

text: the

text: bus

text: list

text: and

text: look

text: at

text: their

text: photos

text: This

text: results

text: in

text: Joe

text: being

text: held

text: prisoner

text: in

text: Indiana

text: by

text: Buffalo

text: Bob

text: a

text: fishnet

text: stocking

text: weaing

text: psychopath

text: who

text: intends

text: to

text: turn

text: Joe

text: 's

text: skin

text: into

text: an

text: overcoat

text: ala

text: Silence

text: of

text: the

text: Lambs

text: Joe

text: is

text: rescued

text: and

text: among

text: Bob

text: 's

text: photographs

text: Joe

text: discovers

text: one

text: which

text: shows

text: his

text: parents

text: car

text: with

text: a

text: Louisiana

text: license

text: plate

text: Joe

text: goes

text: to

text: New

text: Orleans

text: and

text: takes

text: a

text: job

text: as

text: a

text: janitor

text: at

text: an

text: elementary

text: school

text: Here

text: he

text: meets

text: fellow

text: janitor

text: Clem

text: Christopher

text: Walken

text: whose

text: past

text: is

text: a

text: little

text: unclear

text: When

text: a

text: student

text: accidentally

text: makes

text: killer

text: mustard

text: gas

text: and

text: the

text: class

text: is

text: nearly

text: overcome

text: Clems

text: rescues

text: them

text: In

text: a

text: clear

text: attempt

text: to

text: avoid

text: the

text: spotlight

text: he

text: tells

text: everyone

text: it

text: was

text: Joe

text: At

text: the

text: resulting

text: news

text: conference

text: Joe

text: tells

text: reporters

text: of

text: his

text: search

text: for

text: his

text: parents

text: and

text: also

text: reveals

text: that

text: it

text: was

text: actually

text: Clem

text: who

text: was

text: the

text: hero

text: That

text: night

text: mafia

text: hitmen

text: arrive

text: at

text: Clem

text: 's

text: house

text: Joe

text: comes

text: to

text: the

text: scene

text: the

text: next

text: morning

text: to

text: find

text: police

text: removing

text: the

text: dead

text: bodies

text: of

text: Clem

text: and

text: his

text: attackers

text: As

text: Joe

text: mourns

text: over

text: the

text: covered

text: body

text: of

text: Clem

text: Clem

text: reveals

text: to

text: Joe

text: that

text: he

text: is

text: not

text: actually

text: dead

text: but

text: is

text: being

text: relocated

text: again

text: as

text: part

text: of

text: the

text: Federal

text: witness

text: protection

text: program

text: Joe

text: takes

text: a

text: new

text: job

text: at

text: an

text: alligator

text: farm

text: and

text: befriends

text: the

text: farm

text: 's

text: owner

text: Rosanne

text: Arquette

text: who

text: inherited

text: it

text: from

text: her

text: parents

text: when

text: they

text: were

text: killed

text: by

text: a

text: gator

text: She

text: hates

text: her

text: life

text: there

text: and

text: wishes

text: a

text: man

text: would

text: come

text: along

text: and

text: take

text: her

text: away

text: Joe

text: enthralls

text: tourists

text: with

text: his

text: death

text: defying

text: act

text: of

text: placing

text: his

text: head

text: into

text: the

text: mouth

text: of

text: a

text: huge

text: gator

text: This

text: of

text: course

text: results

text: in

text: Joe

text: nearly

text: being

text: eaten

text: As

text: Joe

text: is

text: reviving

text: from

text: his

text: encounter

text: with

text: the

text: gator

text: he

text: remembers

text: that

text: his

text: real

text: last

text: name

text: is

text: Nunamaker."With

text: this

text: final

text: bit

text: of

text: information

text: Joe

text: learns

text: his

text: parents

text: were

text: from

text: Baton

text: Rouge

text: Joe

text: arrives

text: at

text: his

text: parents

text: home

text: to

text: find

text: it

text: condemned

text: and

text: abandoned

text: A

text: backwoods

text: Cajun

text: Blake

text: Clark

text: tries

text: to

text: remind

text: Joe

text: that

text: home

text: is

text: where

text: you

text: make

text: it

text: but

text: Joe

text: is

text: unable

text: to

text: understand

text: him

text: through

text: the

text: thick

text: accent

text: Joe

text: is

text: heart

text: broken

text: As

text: he

text: is

text: lying

text: on

text: the

text: ground

text: staring

text: at

text: the

text: moon

text: he

text: realizes

text: he

text: had

text: a

text: home

text: in

text: Silvertown

text: with

text: Brandy

text: and

text: that

text: he

text: needs

text: to

text: return

text: He

text: calls

text: her

text: and

text: gets

text: the

text: answering

text: machine

text: He

text: leaves

text: a

text: message

text: saying

text: he

text: is

text: returning

text: but

text: the

text: message

text: is

text: deleted

text: by

text: Robby

text: As

text: Joe

text: walks

text: into

text: Silvertown

text: he

text: is

text: met

text: by

text: Robby

text: and

text: his

text: toadies

text: Robby

text: tells

text: Joe

text: that

text: he

text: is

text: marrying

text: Brandy

text: and

text: that

text: Brandy

text: found

text: Joe

text: 's

text: parents

text: in

text: California

text: He

text: says

text: Brandy

text: does

text: n't

text: want

text: to

text: see

text: Joe

text: Joe

text: does

text: n't

text: beleive

text: this

text: but

text: Robby

text: shows

text: Joe

text: a

text: note

text: signed

text: by

text: Brandy

text: with

text: X

text: 's

text: and

text: O

text: 's

text: saying

text: she

text: found

text: Joe

text: 's

text: parents

text: but

text: that

text: Robby

text: should

text: n't

text: tell

text: Joe

text: if

text: he

text: calls

text: Joe

text: walks

text: away

text: pretending

text: not

text: to

text: be

text: crying

text: while

text: Robby

text: continues

text: to

text: insult

text: him

text: The

text: scene

text: returns

text: to

text: Zander

text: Kelly

text: 's

text: studio

text: Zander

text: is

text: incensed

text: that

text: Brandy

text: would

text: treat

text: Joe

text: that

text: way

text: and

text: insists

text: on

text: getting

text: Brandy

text: on

text: the

text: phone

text: Brandy

text: is

text: put

text: on

text: the

text: air

text: and

text: Zander

text: confronts

text: her

text: about

text: her

text: note

text: to

text: Robby

text: Brandy

text: admits

text: she

text: wrote

text: it

text: but

text: only

text: because

text: she

text: wanted

text: to

text: tell

text: Joe

text: in

text: person

text: and

text: months

text: went

text: by

text: and

text: Joe

text: never

text: came

text: home

text: Brandy

text: then

text: tells

text: Joe

text: that

text: his

text: parents

text: were

text: killed

text: the

text: day

text: they

text: were

text: at

text: the

text: Grand

text: Canyon

text: She

text: says

text: Joe

text: should

text: come

text: home

text: to

text: Silvertown

text: and

text: let

text: her

text: take

text: care

text: of

text: him

text: Joe

text: is

text: next

text: shown

text: as

text: having

text: become

text: a

text: media

text: sensation

text: Before

text: returning

text: to

text: Silvertown

text: he

text: makes

text: an

text: appearance

text: on

text: the

text: television

text: show

text: TRL

text: with

text: Carson

text: Daly

text: While

text: Joe

text: is

text: on

text: TRL

text: a

text: women

text: calls

text: in

text: and

text: claims

text: to

text: be

text: his

text: mother

text: Joe

text: believes

text: the

text: call

text: is

text: legitimate

text: and

text: he

text: goes

text: to

text: a

text: trailer

text: in

text: Simi

text: Valley

text: CA

text: to

text: meet

text: his

text: parents

text: Joe

text: discovers

text: that

text: his

text: mother

text: Caroline

text: Aaron

text: and

text: father

text: Fred

text: Ward

text: are

text: alive

text: but

text: that

text: they

text: left

text: him

text: on

text: purpose

text: and

text: have

text: only

text: contacted

text: him

text: to

text: get

text: publicity

text: for

text: their

text: online

text: business

text: Joe

text: storms

text: out

text: of

text: his

text: parents

text: trailer

text: Joe

text: threatens

text: to

text: kill

text: himself

text: by

text: jumping

text: off

text: a

text: bridge

text: in

text: LA

text: The

text: crowd

text: and

text: police

text: implore

text: him

text: to

text: reconsider

text: and

text: to

text: come

text: down

text: from

text: the

text: bridge

text: railing

text: Joe

text: says

text: that

text: he

text: has

text: no

text: one

text: and

text: that

text: everyone

text: lies

text: to

text: him

text: Brandy

text: arrives

text: and

text: Joe

text: confronts

text: her

text: about

text: lying

text: to

text: him

text: about

text: his

text: parents

text: death

text: Brandy

text: admits

text: the

text: lie

text: but

text: explains

text: that

text: after

text: she

text: met

text: his

text: parents

text: and

text: discovered

text: what

text: horrible

text: people

text: they

text: were

text: she

text: wanted

text: to

text: protect

text: Joe

text: from

text: them

text: Brandy

text: expresses

text: her

text: love

text: for

text: Joe

text: and

text: her

text: desire

text: to

text: marry

text: him

text: and

text: start

text: a

text: family

text: At

text: that

text: moment

text: Joe

text: is

text: roped

text: by

text: a

text: policemen

text: with

text: a

text: bungee

text: cord

text: This

text: causes

text: Joe

text: to

text: fall

text: off

text: the

text: bridge

text: The

text: bungee

text: cord

text: breaks

text: his

text: fall

text: but

text: as

text: he

text: rebounds

text: he

text: hits

text: his

text: head

text: on

text: the

text: bridge

text: and

text: is

text: knocked

text: unconscious

text: Joe

text: awakens

text: in

text: Silvertown

text: to

text: find

text: Kicking

text: Wing

text: Clem

text: and

text: the

text: alligator

text: farm

text: owner

text: all

text: standing

text: by

text: his

text: bed

text: with

text: Brandy

text: Kicking

text: Wing

text: has

text: become

text: a

text: successful

text: fireworks

text: entrepeneur

text: based

text: on

text: Joe

text: 's

text: advice

text: and

text: Clem

text: has

text: taken

text: a

text: new

text: name

text: and

text: been

text: relocated

text: to

text: Silvertown

text: He

text: and

text: the

text: farm

text: owner

text: are

text: planning

text: to

text: be

text: married

text: Brandy

text: has

text: also

text: given

text: Joe

text: a

text: surprising

text: new

text: haircut

text: and

text: bought

text: a

text: new

text: dog

text: Charlie

text: II."Joe

text: realizes

text: he

text: now

text: has

text: a

text: loving

text: family

text: and

text: real

text: friends

text: The

text: film

text: ends

text: with

text: all

text: five

text: racing

text: off

text: in

text: Joe

text: 's

text: convertible

text: leaving

text: Robby

text: in

text: a

text: cloud

text: of

text: dust

text: and

text: gravel

question: Why did Joe have a mullet wig as a baby?

answer: because the top of his skull had never formed

question: Where did Joe's parents intentionally abandon him?

answer: at the Grand Canyon

text: at the Grand Canyon

text: at the Grand Canyon

question: In what city did Joe land a janitorial job?

answer: Los Angeles radio station

text: New Orleans

question: Who intends to commit suicide?

answer: Joe

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question: Who's windshield is broken in this scene?

answer: Robby

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text: Robby

text: Robby

text: Robby

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text: Robby

text: Robby

text: Robby

text: Robby

question: Who invites Joe to come home?

answer: Brandy

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question: Where were Joe's parents the day they were killed?

answer: on a bus

text: on a bus

text: Grand Canyon

text: Grand Canyon

text: Grand Canyon

question: Where did Robby say Joe was not welcome?

answer: Silvertown

text: Silvertown

text: Silvertown

text: Silvertown

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question: Who did Brandy's father shoot?

answer: Joe's dog

text: Joe's dog

question: What is the name of the shock jock?

answer: Zander Kelly

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text: Zander Kelly

question: Whose life story is Zander listening to?

answer: Joe Dirt

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question: Where was Joe and his sister left by his parents?

answer: A garbage can at the Grand Canyon

text: A garbage can at the Grand Canyon

question: Who had the head injury?

answer: Brandy

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question: Who did Joe go to be with in Silvertown?

answer: Zander

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question: Who owns 30 fireworks stands?

answer: Kicking Wing

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question: What is the name of the skin cannibal?

answer: Kicking Wing

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question: What type of figurines do Joe's parents sell?

answer: clown figurines