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17-year-old Dane Thompson, his 10-year-old brother Lucas, and their mother, Susan, move from Brooklyn to the quiet town of Bensenville where Dane and Lucas befriend their next door neighbor, Julie. While exploring their new home, Dane and Lucas discover a trapdoor with several locks along each side in the basement. Opening the trapdoor reveals a hole which appears to be bottomless.
Over the next few days, each child experiences strange events. Lucas, having a fear of clowns, discovers a jester puppet on his bed, as well as other locations, as if it is following him. Julie begins to see an injured girl who bleeds from her eyes. Dane starts to see shadowy figures of a large man. Eventually, all three witness the injured girl together at the boys' home where they follow her to the basement and watch as she crawls into the hole.
Julie suggests they seek help from the previous owner of the house, Creepy Carl, who now lives in an abandoned glove factory surrounded by hundreds of lights and lamps. When the kids tell him that they have opened the hole, he berates them for releasing the evil inside stating that it will come for them and kill Dane. Later that night, Carl is seen scribbling in a sketchbook, almost blacking out entire pages. Carl screams, "I'm not done yet!" as the light bulbs around him pop.
The sketchbook turns out to belong to Dane, who returns to the factory to retrieve it. He finds his sketchbook in the darkness; Creepy Carl is gone. Julie decides to get the group relaxed and throws a pool party. While under the water, Dane sees a shadowy figure of a giant man standing above. Once out of the pool, he notices a trail of muddy footprints which he and Julie follow, leaving Lucas alone in the pool. They hear Julie's pet dog, Charlie, barking and return to see Lucas drowning. Lucas tells them that the jester puppet had pulled him under.
Later that night, while Lucas is asleep, Dane sees a hand-shaped bruise on Lucas' leg. He discovers that it is identical to a hand that Creepy Carl had drawn in the sketchbook. As he flips through the sketchbook, he realizes that each page is a puzzle piece. While working on the puzzle, Dane hears someone whistling. When he walks into the kitchen, he sees an envelope addressed to him from the New Jersey State Penitentiary. A note inside reads 'HELLO BOY'. He rushes upstairs to Lucas and tells him that someone is in the house. While Dane investigates, Lucas meets a police officer standing at the bottom of the stairs. The officer shows Lucas a picture of two little girls and asks if he has seen one of them and points to the girl whom Julie first encountered. The police officer leaves the picture with Lucas and turns to leave revealing the back of his head is missing. Lucas fetches Dane and the pair watch the cop return to the basement and climb into the hole.
Next door, the girl then appears in Julie's room. Julie climbs out of her window and meets the boys where she reveals to Dane that she and her best friend Annie were playing on the tracks of an old roller coaster which resulted in an accident where Annie fell to her death. In an attempt to help Julie, a police officer had also fallen and was killed. She decides to return to the amusement park where the accident occurred stating "I know what I need to do now." Dane goes after her telling Lucas to stay at home.
Julie finds her friend sitting on the same spot from which she fell. After Julie helps Annie understand that she had tried to save her, Annie disappears and is pleased that Julie is no longer scared. Meanwhile, Lucas hears Dane calling him to the basement. Confused, he follows the voice to discover the jester puppet mimicking Dane's voice. The puppet attacks Lucas but is outwitted and eventually destroyed. Dane and Julie return and Lucas announces that he is no longer afraid of clowns. Dane then tells them of a theory that once you look into the hole it somehow knows you and creates whatever you are afraid of. When asked what he's afraid of, Dane replies that he is not afraid of anything.
Julie then invites Dane and Lucas to stay at her place for the night. As Lucas is gathering his things, Dane shows Julie the puzzle he had been working on. They solve the puzzle together and see a boy being grabbed by a giant man. Dane rushes upstairs to find that Lucas is gone. Dane finally reveals that he is afraid of his father, who had abused the entire family and is now in prison. Realizing that his father has taken Lucas into the hole, Dane jumps into the hole as well.
Dane finds Lucas hiding in the closet of a twisted version of a home. Their father, who has become a giant, discovers them and starts to break through the door. They turn around and discover the shelving seems to be a ladder. Dane tells Lucas to start climbing. Dane starts to follow, when his father drags him back down. As Dane fights him off, the giant father slowly returns to his actual size as Dane starts to confront his fear, seeing him for what he really is. Their surroundings begin to crumble and the floor falls away leaving Dane and his father trapped on an island under a ceiling fan. Having taken his father's belt, Dane pulls himself onto the fan and gives the crumbling floor one final blow with the belt buckle causing the floor to break apart and the father to fall.
Dane emerges from the hole where Julie and Lucas are waiting. They close the hole, just as their mother comes down to the basement. She sees the trapdoor and opens it, revealing a shallow crawl space below. As the group heads upstairs, Lucas asks his mom if she is afraid of anything. She replies that she was afraid of a monster under her bed when she was a little girl. Lucas says, "Uh oh," as the trapdoor blows opens again revealing the darkness has returned.

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question: How does Frankie die?

answer: From bulimia.

question: How does Mike die?

answer: The ladder breaks and he falls to his death.

aliases: fell to his death, crushed by the broken ladder.

question: How long has Liz been missing from school?

answer: 18 days.

question: How old is Dane?

answer: Dane is 17 years old

question: How old is Lucas?

answer: Lucas is 10 years old

question: What drink is Geoff hiding?

answer: Cola.

question: Where did Dane and Lucas move to from New York City?

answer: Bensenville

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question: Who insists that the question goes on?

answer: Lucas by asking his mom if she is afraid of anything.

question: Who is Mike's best friend

answer: Annie

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question: Who is Mike's girlfriend?

answer: Liz

question: What is Martyn jealous about?

answer: There is no person named Martyn in "The Hole" according to the plot summary here.

question: Who kills Geoff?

answer: Mike

question: Why were the police called?

answer: Possibly in response to Lucas' disappearance


text: News footage datelined Kuala Lumpur: newly elected Prime Minister Hassan (Woodrow W. Asai) of Malaysia promises to increase the minimum wage and eliminate child labor. The screen rolls up to reveal a large, dimly lit space in a warehouse. Clothing designer Jacobim Mugatu (Will Ferrell) has been called on the carpet by a secret international cabal of fashion industry moguls. The cabal is disturbed because the new prime minister's policies will cut deeply into the fashion industry's profits. They direct Mugatu to assassinate the PM using a brainwashed agent -- someone who isn't too bright. Apparently they've done this sort of thing before. Mugatu reluctantly agrees (he'd prefer to concentrate on the upcoming show for his new collection), but wonders where he'll find someone dumb enough.Cut to a photo shoot where male model Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) is being made up while reporter Matilda Jeffries (Christine Taylor) interviews him for an article in Time magazine. Derek says he decided to become a model "the first time I went through the second grade," when he realized how good-looking he was. He shows Matilda a couple of the "looks" -- facial expressions -- he's best known for, including Blue Steel and the "softer" Le Tigre. They look exactly the same. The rest of the scene is intercut with footage of celebrities giving sound bites in praise of Derek Zoolander. Derek tells Matilda about Magnum, a new look he's been working on for 8 or 9 years, but says he isn't ready to show it to anyone.The TV coverage for the VH1 Fashion Awards starts, naturally, with the arrival of the key players. First to roll up is Derek, who we learn is three-time Male Model of the Year. He's defending his title against the hippie-ish Hansel (Owen Wilson), a fabulously successful rookie. Hansel arrives on a folding scooter and does tricks with a yo-yo as he walks down the red carpet. Next in are Mugatu, who's picketed by protesters supporting Prime Minister Hassan's fair wage laws, and Zoolander's agent, Maury Ballstein (Jerry Stiller, Ben's father) of Balls Models, who arrives in time to stop Derek from revealing anything about Magnum to a TV interviewer.Inside, Fabio accepts the "Slashie" award for the "best actor 'slash' model and not the other way around." When the Male Model of the Year is announced, Derek mishears the announcement and embarrasses himself by trotting up to accept Hansel's award. In the audience, Mugatu tells Maury that Derek is just the idiot he's looking for to resolve the Malaysian situation. Maury sadly agrees that Derek, now washed up, is "ready."Derek stumbles out of the awards ceremony, stares at his reflection in a puddle, and asks it who he is. (It doesn't know either.) Hansel rides by and taunts Derek. Derek walks through the city watching his billboard pictures changing to pics of Hansel while a Jumbotron TV replays his award gaffe. He gets home and crashes in his bunk; his three roommates are already asleep in adjacent bunks.Next morning, Derek's roommates Brint (Alexandre Manning), Rufus (Asio Highsmith), and Meekus (Alexander Skarsgård), who are also male models, sit around complaining about Hansel. Derek, sporting penguin-print feetie pajamas, interrupts the grouse-fest to wonder if they should be doing something more meaningful with their lives -- helping people. His roommies suggest that orange mocha frappuccinos will make it easier to sort out these important issues. Cut to the boys out for a drive with their drinks. They pull into a gas station and start a playful water fight with the windshield squeegees. Derek sees someone discarding a copy of Time and goes off to retrieve it. He's on the cover, but the coverage isn't kind: "Derek Zoolander: a model idiot?" In the background, the water fight has progressed into a (still playful) gasoline fight. Then one of the boys lights a cigarette and the resulting fireball kills all three of them.Derek gives the eulogy (or eugoogoly, as he pronounces it) at the triple funeral. He uses the opportunity to announce his retirement from modeling (though he's interrupted by the late arrival of Hansel and his entourage). On the way out of the cemetery (St. Adonis), he runs into Matilda, who is failing to persuade Mugatu to talk to her. She apologizes to Derek for the "harsh" Time story and blames her editor for the headline. She asks Derek to help her find background on Mugatu, but he brushes her off.At Balls Models, Derek tells Maury he wants to go home and reconnect with his family. He also wants to do something meaningful with his life; he dreams of teaching underprivileged children to read. Maury reminisces about Derek's beginnings in the business and how he couldn't turn left to save his ass. (He still can't.) He tells Derek that Mugatu wants to hire him, but he can't convince Derek not to retire.Cut to Coal Mining Country, Southern New Jersey. In a snakeprint suit with matching luggage, Derek catches up with his father (Jon Voight) and brothers outside the coal mine. He wants to work with them in the mines. His father is dismissive, but Derek insists.Back in the city, Mugatu is bitchy to a model ("I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?") and tells Maury to get Derek back. Derek is doing a fetching but ineffectual turn at coalmining. At a bar after work, a TV commercial in which Derek appears as a mermaid ("mer-man!" Derek insists) is the last straw for his father and brothers. Although Derek pleads that all he ever wanted "was to make you proud of me, Pop," he's disowned and sent packing. In the parking lot, he asks the stars "who am I?" When his absurdly tiny cell phone rings he assumes it's God, but it's only Maury, calling about a fabulous new offer from Mugatu.In Mugatu's office, after some suggestive byplay between Mugatu and his assistant over an overly foamy latte, Derek is shown the fabulous new offer: an architect's model of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids who Can't Read Good. Derek is incensed ("what is this? a center for ants?"), but allows Mugatu to placate him after they agree that the center needs to be at least ... three times bigger than the model.Matilda visits Balls Models to interview Maury about Mugatu; Maury claims to know nothing about him. He advises her to get a push-up bra.Meanwhile, Mugatu shows Derek the new collection he'll be representing: Derelicte, "inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores who make this wonderful city so unique." He introduces the tall and sinister Katinka Ingabogovinanana (Milla Jovovich), Derek's minder. She takes him to a very exclusive day spa, where he's to get a massage and brainwashing.Archie (Matt Levin), a flunky at Time who has the hots for Matilda, gives her a big pile of information he's gathered about Mugatu -- but reports that he's found nothing before 1995. A mysterious tipster whose hand is encased in an odd glass contraption calls Matilda and directs her to Pier 12, the location of the spa. She sneaks in and has an awkward conversation with Derek (who unlike Matilda is completely unembarrassed by his post-massage erection) before being thrown out by Katinka, who insults Matilda's wardrobe for good measure. The brainwashing sequence features lots of little animated Mugatus and explains why child labor is a good thing. It conditions Derek to kill the Malaysian prime minister -- who will be the guest of honor at the Derelicte show -- when he hears the '80s hit "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.A week later, Derek wakes up with a start in his bunk at home. Matilda's at the door; she's been looking for him for days. He doesn't quite believe that he was at the day spa that long, even when she shows him the date on a newspaper. He thinks she's coming on to him (which she denies) and turns her down. As she leaves, he mentions that wearing her hair pulled back is bad for her complexion, and performs a quick makeover of her 'do. She looks great (but startled), and wears her hair down for the rest of the movie.Katinka seems to have staked out Derek's place. She sits in her car muttering about how much she dislikes Matilda.Back in the Time office, Archie reports his latest discovery: Mugatu's male models "have a bad habit of dying young in freak accidents." Matilda realizes that Katinka is going to kill Derek and rushes off to find him, but the door person at the party he's attending won't let her in.At the party, Derek saunters around receiving congratulations from celebrities on winning the Derelicte gig. When Hansel bumps into him, he takes offense. Derek challenges Hansel to a "walk-off." Most of the party-goers repair to the old Members Only warehouse to watch the two models resolve their differences. Matilda catches up with Derek on the way, but he won't take the time to listen to her.A crowd gathers at the warehouse, where there's a runway and a "corner" for each contestant, as in a boxing ring. David Bowie offers to officiate. "This'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules," he says. "First model walks, second model duplicates, then elaborates."They take turns walking down the runway imitating each other's moves until Hansel comes up with something Derek can't reproduce: he removes his underwear without taking off his pants. Derek hurts himself trying to pull that off.Riding home with Matilda, Derek shrugs off her warning that Katinka is out to get him because he's despondent at losing another contest to Hansel. He confesses that Hansel could have beaten him with a much simpler move: a left turn. Derek has never been able to hang a louie. As Matilda tries to reassure him, she gets another call from her tipster, who wants to meet her at St. Adonis Cemetery. Derek comes along.Derek and Matilda stroll the cemetery reading gravestones. Derek notices that none of the male models buried there lived past 30. The tipster turns up and notes that he himself made it past 30. He won't tell them his name. He says they've stumbled on something big: the fashion industry has used male models to carry out "every major political assassination over the last 200 years," including Lincoln (who was targeted because abolishing slavery wiped out the free labor the fashion industry relied on) and Kennedy (because the Cuban embargo cut off the supply of Sansabelt slacks).Matilda drops her flashlight and the tipster absent-mindedly reaches for it with his left hand, which is covered with an odd glass contraption. Derek recognizes the hand as that of J.P. Prewitt (a scruffy David Duchovny) -- "the world's greatest hand model!" The glass contraption is a home-made hyperbaric chamber meant to preserve Prewitt's hand. Prewitt explains that models make good assassins because they're in good shape, they're famous enough to get past security, they don't think for themselves, and they're used to following directions. He also mentions that when they've completed their missions, assassin-models are killed. Just then, Katinka and some goons start shooting at them. Prewitt tells them to get hold of Maury Ballstein's computer; Maury has protected himself by documenting all he knows about the fashion-industry cabal and the assassinations. In parting, Prewitt offers Derek some encouraging words about Blue Steel and the long-anticipated Magnum.In search of a hiding place where no one -- and especially Katinka -- will think to look for them, Derek and Matilda go to Hansel's. Hansel is willing to let them in, but first, he makes Derek explain why he's "been acting so messed-up towards me." Derek admits that he feels threatened by Hansel. Hansel says he's been acting messed-up towards Derek because he's intimidated by Derek's reputation, and in fact Derek inspired him to become a male model. "I freakin' worship you, man."Hansel shows them around his loft, which is huge and full of friends. The three of them sit down together and get high on "tea," and Hansel asks Matilda why she dislikes models so much. She confesses that when she was young she was the fat kid in her class, and she used to pore over the photos in fashion magazines yearning to be thin like the models. Eventually she became bulimic, for which she blames the models. Hansel and Derek don't see the problem with throwing up after meals -- they do it themselves -- and want to know whether it caused guys to show more interest in her. She admits that her sex life is pretty much nonexistent. Hansel suggests they "give in to the power of the tea" and get naked. They all -- including Hansel's friends -- have a lot of sex.Next morning, Derek tells Hansel he's falling for Matilda. Matilda comes in and reminds them that they have to get hold of the evidence of the assassination plot before the Derelicte show starts in three hours.Derek and Hansel sneak into Maury's office dressed as maintenance men. Matilda instructed them to find the files on Maury's computer (an orange iMac) and email them to her, but they can't figure out how to turn the thing on. Before leaving for the show, Derek gives Hansel his tiny cell phone, asking him to give it to Matilda if anything happens to Derek. Hansel, having grasped that the files (he's thinking paper) are inside the computer, takes the computer and heads for Derelicte himself. Meanwhile, Matilda checks in at the office, where Archie at last has the goods on Mugatu: Mugatu was kicked out of Frankie Goes to Hollywood before they made it big with "Relax." He broke into fashion by inventing the piano-key necktie.When she figures out that Mugatu used "Relax" to trigger the conditioning that will induce Derek to kill the Malaysian prime minister, Matilda rushes to the fashion show. Backstage, Derek confronts Maury about the assassination plot, causing Maury to have a change of heart. Derek hits the runway as Matilda arrives and tangles with Katinka. She tells Hansel about the trigger. "Relax" starts playing and Derek's conditioning kicks in, but Hansel has broken into the DJ booth. During a break-dance fight between Hansel and the DJ, the music switches from "Relax" to Herbie Hancock's "Rockit" and back. Every time "Relax" comes on, Derek advances down the runway toward the prime minister. Hansel saves the day by shutting down the sound system just as Derek gets his hands around the prime minister's neck.Mugatu publicly accuses Zoolander of trying to kill the prime minister. Hansel comes to Derek's defence, revealing the brainwashing and claiming that he has evidence in the computer -- which he proceeds to drop from a catwalk above the stage, expecting to find paper files in the debris. Mugatu thinks the evidence has been destroyed and he's home free, but Maury changes sides and calls his wife to bring his backup files. Mugatu denounces Derek ("Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"). Then, determined to complete the mission, Mugatu throws a shuriken (a stylish M-shaped one) at the prime minister. Derek jumps in front of the PM, turns left (for the first time ever) to face the shuriken, and unleashes Magnum. The Magnum look is so powerful that everyone who sees it is amazed and the shuriken stops dead and falls to the floor. Everyone has something to say about Magnum's beauty and general awesomeness. Even Derek's father, watching the show on TV back home in coal country, is finally proud of him: "That's my kid. That's my son!" Magnum looks exactly like Blue Steel, Ferrari, and Le Tigre.Cut to the future: Derek, Maury, and Hansel are at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good (which, it turns out, is a modeling school and which looks much like the architect's model -- but much more than three times larger). They're making a promotional video. Matilda turns up with baby Derek Jr., who has just started to display his first "look." It's exactly like Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, and Magnum.

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text: appears

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text: a

text: mermaid

text: mer

text: man

text: Derek

text: insists

text: is

text: the

text: last

text: straw

text: for

text: his

text: father

text: and

text: brothers

text: Although

text: Derek

text: pleads

text: that

text: all

text: he

text: ever

text: wanted

text: was

text: to

text: make

text: you

text: proud

text: of

text: me

text: Pop

text: he

text: 's

text: disowned

text: and

text: sent

text: packing

text: In

text: the

text: parking

text: lot

text: he

text: asks

text: the

text: stars

text: who

text: am

text: I

text: When

text: his

text: absurdly

text: tiny

text: cell

text: phone

text: rings

text: he

text: assumes

text: it

text: 's

text: God

text: but

text: it

text: 's

text: only

text: Maury

text: calling

text: about

text: a

text: fabulous

text: new

text: offer

text: from

text: Mugatu

text: In

text: Mugatu

text: 's

text: office

text: after

text: some

text: suggestive

text: byplay

text: between

text: Mugatu

text: and

text: his

text: assistant

text: over

text: an

text: overly

text: foamy

text: latte

text: Derek

text: is

text: shown

text: the

text: fabulous

text: new

text: offer

text: an

text: architect

text: 's

text: model

text: of

text: the

text: Derek

text: Zoolander

text: Center

text: for

text: Kids

text: who

text: Ca

text: n't

text: Read

text: Good

text: Derek

text: is

text: incensed

text: what

text: is

text: this

text: a

text: center

text: for

text: ants

text: but

text: allows

text: Mugatu

text: to

text: placate

text: him

text: after

text: they

text: agree

text: that

text: the

text: center

text: needs

text: to

text: be

text: at

text: least

text: three

text: times

text: bigger

text: than

text: the

text: model

text: Matilda

text: visits

text: Balls

text: Models

text: to

text: interview

text: Maury

text: about

text: Mugatu

text: Maury

text: claims

text: to

text: know

text: nothing

text: about

text: him

text: He

text: advises

text: her

text: to

text: get

text: a

text: push

text: up

text: bra

text: Meanwhile

text: Mugatu

text: shows

text: Derek

text: the

text: new

text: collection

text: he

text: 'll

text: be

text: representing

text: Derelicte

text: inspired

text: by

text: the

text: very

text: homeless

text: the

text: vagrants

text: the

text: crack

text: whores

text: who

text: make

text: this

text: wonderful

text: city

text: so

text: unique

text: He

text: introduces

text: the

text: tall

text: and

text: sinister

text: Katinka

text: Ingabogovinanana

text: Milla

text: Jovovich

text: Derek

text: 's

text: minder

text: She

text: takes

text: him

text: to

text: a

text: very

text: exclusive

text: day

text: spa

text: where

text: he

text: 's

text: to

text: get

text: a

text: massage

text: and

text: brainwashing

text: Archie

text: Matt

text: Levin

text: a

text: flunky

text: at

text: Time

text: who

text: has

text: the

text: hots

text: for

text: Matilda

text: gives

text: her

text: a

text: big

text: pile

text: of

text: information

text: he

text: 's

text: gathered

text: about

text: Mugatu

text: but

text: reports

text: that

text: he

text: 's

text: found

text: nothing

text: before

text: A

text: mysterious

text: tipster

text: whose

text: hand

text: is

text: encased

text: in

text: an

text: odd

text: glass

text: contraption

text: calls

text: Matilda

text: and

text: directs

text: her

text: to

text: Pier

text: the

text: location

text: of

text: the

text: spa

text: She

text: sneaks

text: in

text: and

text: has

text: an

text: awkward

text: conversation

text: with

text: Derek

text: who

text: unlike

text: Matilda

text: is

text: completely

text: unembarrassed

text: by

text: his

text: post

text: massage

text: erection

text: before

text: being

text: thrown

text: out

text: by

text: Katinka

text: who

text: insults

text: Matilda

text: 's

text: wardrobe

text: for

text: good

text: measure

text: The

text: brainwashing

text: sequence

text: features

text: lots

text: of

text: little

text: animated

text: Mugatus

text: and

text: explains

text: why

text: child

text: labor

text: is

text: a

text: good

text: thing

text: It

text: conditions

text: Derek

text: to

text: kill

text: the

text: Malaysian

text: prime

text: minister

text: who

text: will

text: be

text: the

text: guest

text: of

text: honor

text: at

text: the

text: Derelicte

text: show

text: when

text: he

text: hears

text: the

text: hit

text: Relax

text: by

text: Frankie

text: Goes

text: to

text: Hollywood

text: A

text: week

text: later

text: Derek

text: wakes

text: up

text: with

text: a

text: start

text: in

text: his

text: bunk

text: at

text: home

text: Matilda

text: 's

text: at

text: the

text: door

text: she

text: 's

text: been

text: looking

text: for

text: him

text: for

text: days

text: He

text: does

text: n't

text: quite

text: believe

text: that

text: he

text: was

text: at

text: the

text: day

text: spa

text: that

text: long

text: even

text: when

text: she

text: shows

text: him

text: the

text: date

text: on

text: a

text: newspaper

text: He

text: thinks

text: she

text: 's

text: coming

text: on

text: to

text: him

text: which

text: she

text: denies

text: and

text: turns

text: her

text: down

text: As

text: she

text: leaves

text: he

text: mentions

text: that

text: wearing

text: her

text: hair

text: pulled

text: back

text: is

text: bad

text: for

text: her

text: complexion

text: and

text: performs

text: a

text: quick

text: makeover

text: of

text: her

text: do

text: She

text: looks

text: great

text: but

text: startled

text: and

text: wears

text: her

text: hair

text: down

text: for

text: the

text: rest

text: of

text: the

text: movie

text: Katinka

text: seems

text: to

text: have

text: staked

text: out

text: Derek

text: 's

text: place

text: She

text: sits

text: in

text: her

text: car

text: muttering

text: about

text: how

text: much

text: she

text: dislikes

text: Matilda

text: Back

text: in

text: the

text: Time

text: office

text: Archie

text: reports

text: his

text: latest

text: discovery

text: Mugatu

text: 's

text: male

text: models

text: have

text: a

text: bad

text: habit

text: of

text: dying

text: young

text: in

text: freak

text: accidents

text: Matilda

text: realizes

text: that

text: Katinka

text: is

text: going

text: to

text: kill

text: Derek

text: and

text: rushes

text: off

text: to

text: find

text: him

text: but

text: the

text: door

text: person

text: at

text: the

text: party

text: he

text: 's

text: attending

text: wo

text: n't

text: let

text: her

text: in

text: At

text: the

text: party

text: Derek

text: saunters

text: around

text: receiving

text: congratulations

text: from

text: celebrities

text: on

text: winning

text: the

text: Derelicte

text: gig

text: When

text: Hansel

text: bumps

text: into

text: him

text: he

text: takes

text: offense

text: Derek

text: challenges

text: Hansel

text: to

text: a

text: walk

text: off

text: Most

text: of

text: the

text: party

text: goers

text: repair

text: to

text: the

text: old

text: Members

text: Only

text: warehouse

text: to

text: watch

text: the

text: two

text: models

text: resolve

text: their

text: differences

text: Matilda

text: catches

text: up

text: with

text: Derek

text: on

text: the

text: way

text: but

text: he

text: wo

text: n't

text: take

text: the

text: time

text: to

text: listen

text: to

text: her

text: A

text: crowd

text: gathers

text: at

text: the

text: warehouse

text: where

text: there

text: 's

text: a

text: runway

text: and

text: a

text: corner

text: for

text: each

text: contestant

text: as

text: in

text: a

text: boxing

text: ring

text: David

text: Bowie

text: offers

text: to

text: officiate

text: This'll

text: be

text: a

text: straight

text: walk

text: off

text: old

text: school

text: rules

text: he

text: says

text: First

text: model

text: walks

text: second

text: model

text: duplicates

text: then

text: elaborates."They

text: take

text: turns

text: walking

text: down

text: the

text: runway

text: imitating

text: each

text: other

text: 's

text: moves

text: until

text: Hansel

text: comes

text: up

text: with

text: something

text: Derek

text: ca

text: n't

text: reproduce

text: he

text: removes

text: his

text: underwear

text: without

text: taking

text: off

text: his

text: pants

text: Derek

text: hurts

text: himself

text: trying

text: to

text: pull

text: that

text: off

text: Riding

text: home

text: with

text: Matilda

text: Derek

text: shrugs

text: off

text: her

text: warning

text: that

text: Katinka

text: is

text: out

text: to

text: get

text: him

text: because

text: he

text: 's

text: despondent

text: at

text: losing

text: another

text: contest

text: to

text: Hansel

text: He

text: confesses

text: that

text: Hansel

text: could

text: have

text: beaten

text: him

text: with

text: a

text: much

text: simpler

text: move

text: a

text: left

text: turn

text: Derek

text: has

text: never

text: been

text: able

text: to

text: hang

text: a

text: louie

text: As

text: Matilda

text: tries

text: to

text: reassure

text: him

text: she

text: gets

text: another

text: call

text: from

text: her

text: tipster

text: who

text: wants

text: to

text: meet

text: her

text: at

text: St.

text: Adonis

text: Cemetery

text: Derek

text: comes

text: along

text: Derek

text: and

text: Matilda

text: stroll

text: the

text: cemetery

text: reading

text: gravestones

text: Derek

text: notices

text: that

text: of

text: the

text: male

text: models

text: buried

text: there

text: lived

text: past

text: The

text: tipster

text: turns

text: up

text: and

text: notes

text: that

text: he

text: himself

text: made

text: it

text: past

text: He

text: wo

text: n't

text: tell

text: them

text: his

text: name

text: He

text: says

text: they

text: 've

text: stumbled

text: on

text: something

text: big

text: the

text: fashion

text: industry

text: has

text: used

text: male

text: models

text: to

text: carry

text: out

text: every

text: major

text: political

text: assassination

text: over

text: the

text: last

text: years

text: including

text: Lincoln

text: who

text: was

text: targeted

text: because

text: abolishing

text: slavery

text: wiped

text: out

text: the

text: free

text: labor

text: the

text: fashion

text: industry

text: relied

text: on

text: and

text: Kennedy

text: because

text: the

text: Cuban

text: embargo

text: cut

text: off

text: the

text: supply

text: of

text: Sansabelt

text: slacks).Matilda

text: drops

text: her

text: flashlight

text: and

text: the

text: tipster

text: absent

text: mindedly

text: reaches

text: for

text: it

text: with

text: his

text: left

text: hand

text: which

text: is

text: covered

text: with

text: an

text: odd

text: glass

text: contraption

text: Derek

text: recognizes

text: the

text: hand

text: as

text: that

text: of

text: J.P.

text: Prewitt

text: a

text: scruffy

text: David

text: Duchovny

text: the

text: world

text: 's

text: greatest

text: hand

text: model

text: The

text: glass

text: contraption

text: is

text: a

text: home

text: made

text: hyperbaric

text: chamber

text: meant

text: to

text: preserve

text: Prewitt

text: 's

text: hand

text: Prewitt

text: explains

text: that

text: models

text: make

text: good

text: assassins

text: because

text: they

text: 're

text: in

text: good

text: shape

text: they

text: 're

text: famous

text: enough

text: to

text: get

text: past

text: security

text: they

text: do

text: n't

text: think

text: for

text: themselves

text: and

text: they

text: 're

text: used

text: to

text: following

text: directions

text: He

text: also

text: mentions

text: that

text: when

text: they

text: 've

text: completed

text: their

text: missions

text: assassin

text: models

text: are

text: killed

text: Just

text: then

text: Katinka

text: and

text: some

text: goons

text: start

text: shooting

text: at

text: them

text: Prewitt

text: tells

text: them

text: to

text: get

text: hold

text: of

text: Maury

text: Ballstein

text: 's

text: computer

text: Maury

text: has

text: protected

text: himself

text: by

text: documenting

text: all

text: he

text: knows

text: about

text: the

text: fashion

text: industry

text: cabal

text: and

text: the

text: assassinations

text: In

text: parting

text: Prewitt

text: offers

text: Derek

text: some

text: encouraging

text: words

text: about

text: Blue

text: Steel

text: and

text: the

text: long

text: anticipated

text: Magnum

text: In

text: search

text: of

text: a

text: hiding

text: place

text: where

text: no

text: one

text: and

text: especially

text: Katinka

text: will

text: think

text: to

text: look

text: for

text: them

text: Derek

text: and

text: Matilda

text: go

text: to

text: Hansel

text: 's

text: Hansel

text: is

text: willing

text: to

text: let

text: them

text: in

text: but

text: first

text: he

text: makes

text: Derek

text: explain

text: why

text: he

text: 's

text: been

text: acting

text: so

text: messed

text: up

text: towards

text: me

text: Derek

text: admits

text: that

text: he

text: feels

text: threatened

text: by

text: Hansel

text: Hansel

text: says

text: he

text: 's

text: been

text: acting

text: messed

text: up

text: towards

text: Derek

text: because

text: he

text: 's

text: intimidated

text: by

text: Derek

text: 's

text: reputation

text: and

text: in

text: fact

text: Derek

text: inspired

text: him

text: to

text: become

text: a

text: male

text: model

text: I

text: freakin

text: worship

text: you

text: man."Hansel

text: shows

text: them

text: around

text: his

text: loft

text: which

text: is

text: huge

text: and

text: full

text: of

text: friends

text: The

text: three

text: of

text: them

text: sit

text: down

text: together

text: and

text: get

text: high

text: on

text: tea

text: and

text: Hansel

text: asks

text: Matilda

text: why

text: she

text: dislikes

text: models

text: so

text: much

text: She

text: confesses

text: that

text: when

text: she

text: was

text: young

text: she

text: was

text: the

text: fat

text: kid

text: in

text: her

text: class

text: and

text: she

text: used

text: to

text: pore

text: over

text: the

text: photos

text: in

text: fashion

text: magazines

text: yearning

text: to

text: be

text: thin

text: like

text: the

text: models

text: Eventually

text: she

text: became

text: bulimic

text: for

text: which

text: she

text: blames

text: the

text: models

text: Hansel

text: and

text: Derek

text: do

text: n't

text: see

text: the

text: problem

text: with

text: throwing

text: up

text: after

text: meals

text: they

text: do

text: it

text: themselves

text: and

text: want

text: to

text: know

text: whether

text: it

text: caused

text: guys

text: to

text: show

text: more

text: interest

text: in

text: her

text: She

text: admits

text: that

text: her

text: sex

text: life

text: is

text: pretty

text: much

text: nonexistent

text: Hansel

text: suggests

text: they

text: give

text: in

text: to

text: the

text: power

text: of

text: the

text: tea

text: and

text: get

text: naked

text: They

text: all

text: including

text: Hansel

text: 's

text: friends

text: have

text: a

text: lot

text: of

text: sex

text: Next

text: morning

text: Derek

text: tells

text: Hansel

text: he

text: 's

text: falling

text: for

text: Matilda

text: Matilda

text: comes

text: in

text: and

text: reminds

text: them

text: that

text: they

text: have

text: to

text: get

text: hold

text: of

text: the

text: evidence

text: of

text: the

text: assassination

text: plot

text: before

text: the

text: Derelicte

text: show

text: starts

text: in

text: three

text: hours

text: Derek

text: and

text: Hansel

text: sneak

text: into

text: Maury

text: 's

text: office

text: dressed

text: as

text: maintenance

text: men

text: Matilda

text: instructed

text: them

text: to

text: find

text: the

text: files

text: on

text: Maury

text: 's

text: computer

text: an

text: orange

text: iMac

text: and

text: email

text: them

text: to

text: her

text: but

text: they

text: ca

text: n't

text: figure

text: out

text: how

text: to

text: turn

text: the

text: thing

text: on

text: Before

text: leaving

text: for

text: the

text: show

text: Derek

text: gives

text: Hansel

text: his

text: tiny

text: cell

text: phone

text: asking

text: him

text: to

text: give

text: it

text: to

text: Matilda

text: if

text: anything

text: happens

text: to

text: Derek

text: Hansel

text: having

text: grasped

text: that

text: the

text: files

text: he

text: 's

text: thinking

text: paper

text: are

text: inside

text: the

text: computer

text: takes

text: the

text: computer

text: and

text: heads

text: for

text: Derelicte

text: himself

text: Meanwhile

text: Matilda

text: checks

text: in

text: at

text: the

text: office

text: where

text: Archie

text: at

text: last

text: has

text: the

text: goods

text: on

text: Mugatu

text: Mugatu

text: was

text: kicked

text: out

text: of

text: Frankie

text: Goes

text: to

text: Hollywood

text: before

text: they

text: made

text: it

text: big

text: with

text: Relax

text: He

text: broke

text: into

text: fashion

text: by

text: inventing

text: the

text: piano

text: key

text: necktie

text: When

text: she

text: figures

text: out

text: that

text: Mugatu

text: used

text: Relax

text: to

text: trigger

text: the

text: conditioning

text: that

text: will

text: induce

text: Derek

text: to

text: kill

text: the

text: Malaysian

text: prime

text: minister

text: Matilda

text: rushes

text: to

text: the

text: fashion

text: show

text: Backstage

text: Derek

text: confronts

text: Maury

text: about

text: the

text: assassination

text: plot

text: causing

text: Maury

text: to

text: have

text: a

text: change

text: of

text: heart

text: Derek

text: hits

text: the

text: runway

text: as

text: Matilda

text: arrives

text: and

text: tangles

text: with

text: Katinka

text: She

text: tells

text: Hansel

text: about

text: the

text: trigger

text: Relax

text: starts

text: playing

text: and

text: Derek

text: 's

text: conditioning

text: kicks

text: in

text: but

text: Hansel

text: has

text: broken

text: into

text: the

text: DJ

text: booth

text: During

text: a

text: break

text: dance

text: fight

text: between

text: Hansel

text: and

text: the

text: DJ

text: the

text: music

text: switches

text: from

text: Relax

text: to

text: Herbie

text: Hancock

text: 's

text: Rockit

text: and

text: back

text: Every

text: time

text: Relax

text: comes

text: on

text: Derek

text: advances

text: down

text: the

text: runway

text: toward

text: the

text: prime

text: minister

text: Hansel

text: saves

text: the

text: day

text: by

text: shutting

text: down

text: the

text: sound

text: system

text: just

text: as

text: Derek

text: gets

text: his

text: hands

text: around

text: the

text: prime

text: minister

text: 's

text: neck

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question: What type of model is J.P Prewett?

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question: Who proudly acknowledges Derek as his son?

answer: Larry

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question: What is the name of Derek and Matilda's son?

answer: Derek Jr.

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question: Who writes a critical article about Derek Zoolander?

answer: Matilda Jeffries

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question: Who ousts Derek Zoolander as the top male fashion model?

answer: Hansel

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question: Who  tries to voice her concerns to Derek once he leaves?

answer: Matilda

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question: Who is the target of assination ?

answer: Malaysian Prime Minister Hassan

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question: By throwing what Mugatu attempts to kill the Prime Minister?

answer: newspaper

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question: Who is Derek's father?

answer: Jon Voight

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question: Who's home is the last place Mugatu will look?

answer: Hansel's home

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question: What is the name of the fashion mogul ?

answer: Jacobim Mugatu

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question: Who  takes Derek to his headquarters?

answer: Maury

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question: What did Matilda develop?

answer: bulimia

question: Who attempts to cover up the incident?

answer: Mugatu attempts to cover up the incident and his involvement in the assassination attempt.

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question: What trio starts the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Other Stuff Good Too?

answer: Derek,  Maury, and Hansel

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question: Who judges the walk off between Hansel and Derek?

answer: David Bowie

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answer: Hansel

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question: Who bonds with Derek and Hansel?

answer: Matilda

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