text: Jackass Number Two is a compilation of various stunts, pranks and skits, and essentially has no plot. The film opens with an introduction of the nine cast members while they're being chased by bulls in a neighborhood. One by one, the cast members are taken down by the stampede, until only Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera are left, and are chased through a house. Bam jumps through a window, and Johnny stops in his tracks to deliver his signature line, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!", and is pushed through a window by several bulls, and the title comes to screen, "Jackass Number Two".Leading up to the production number at the end, the following sequences and scenes are performed.1. Puppet Show: Knoxville puts on a puppet show using a snake and Chris Pontius' penis.2. The Valentine: A construction paper heart with a note on it is hung in a hotel room hallway, with smaller and smaller letters as the note continues.3. Firehose Rodeo: Dave England rides an out of control fire hose.4. Chubby Chaser India: Preston Lacy chases Wee Man through the streets of an Indian town and deals with a bunch of little problems.5. Bicentennial BMXing: Knoxville and Ryan Dunn attempt to perform stunts on 18th century style high-wheeled bicycles.6. The Strongman: Bam sits on top of a strength tester machine while Pontius sends a golden dildo rocketing towards his rear. (The original scene was supposed to feature Bam sitting on top of the machine while the weight would come up and hit him in his testicles, but Bam convinced them to use the dildo instead; the dildo scene was redone with Bam getting hit in his crotch, but failed to make the final cut.)7. Gloria: Spike Jonze plays a 90-year old prostitute named Gloria who loses her top out on the street.8. The Mini-Loop: Danger Ehren McGhehey and Thor Drake try to ride a miniature motorbike through a wooden loop.9. The Brand: Dunn brands Bam with a penis-shaped branding iron.10. Lake Jump: The guys, along with paralyzed rugby star Mark Zupan and pro BMX rider Mat Hoffman, use rocket-propelled vehicles to try and jump a lake.11. The Fish Hook: Pontius fishes for sharks in the Gulf of Mexico using Steve-O as his bait.12. Bam Velcro Truck: Bam tries to stick himself to a truck while wearing a velcro suit.13. The Electric Stool: Professional card thrower Jim Karol and Steve-O trick Wee Man into thinking he's getting cards thrown into his rectum while he sits bare-assed on an electrically-rigged chair.14. Yak Charge: Knoxville is gored by a yak.15. The Bungee Jump: Wee Man bungee jumps off a bridge in Miami using Preston as his support weight.16. Bad Grandpa: Knoxville dresses up as an old man named Irving Zisman, who gives a kid cigarettes and booze.17. Indoor Ski Slope: April and Phil Margera's hallway stairs are turned into a ski slope by the guys.18. Beehive Limo: Knoxville and Bam trick Wee Man, Dave, Steve-O, Dunn, and cameraman Rick Kosick by hiring a limo to come to a fake photo shoot. Once the limo arrives Bam pours a garbage bag full of bees through the sun roof on the guys, who are locked in the limo because the child safety locks were activated. Dave pees himself.19. Rake Jump: Steve-O jumps on a rake for no apparent reason.20. Dave Eats Shit: The Three 6 Mafia pays Dave $200 to eat horse feces. (An additional scene sees Bam offered $1,000 to eat a larger piece of fecal matter.)21. Naked Wee Man: Wee Man walks through a production meeting in the buff.22. Riot Control Test: Knoxville returns to ALS Technologies and convinces Bam and Dunn to join him as test subjects for a Stingmore mine.23. Gloria and the Artist: Gloria tries to buy a painting from a streetcorner art salesman, but can't keep her saggy breasts from popping out.24. Medicine Ball Dodgeball: The guys play a game of dodgeball in the dark using medicine balls.25. Mushroom Launch: Dunn is about to ride his shopping cart out of a loading dock and into a dumpster, but Bam has other ideas.26. The Magic Trick: John Waters makes Wee Man disappear.27. The Gauntlet: Mat Hoffman, Tony Hawk, and the guys try to negotiate a skate park ramp while dodging swinging sandbags.28. Tiny Toilet: Dave takes a dump in a dollhouse-sized bathroom.29. Toro Totter: Knoxville, Bam, Pontius, and Dunn ride a teeter-totter while a bull charges.30. Keep God out of California: Pontius dresses as the devil and shoots out from below the ground to protest God.31. Butt Chug: Steve-O shotguns a beer in his anus.32. Bam Roof Slam: Bam hurts himself skateboarding off a roof.33. Rocket Cart: Dunn tries to jump the lake in his cart, which is now rocket propelled.34. Anaconda Ball Pit: Knoxville, Dunn, and Wee Man try to fish an anaconda out of a children's ball pit.35. Bam Drop In: Bam drops in and hits the camera.36. The Ice Horse: Knoxville and CKY's Brandon DiCammillo dare Dunn to sit on a horse-shaped ice sculpture with his scrotum hanging out.37. The Swamp Chute: Wee Man is thrown across a swamp by high powered fans while attempting to achieve flight.38. How to Milk a Horse: A segment originally show for the TV show "Wildboyz", with Knoxville, Steve-O, and Pontius obtaining a sperm sample from a studded horse.39. Karate Chop: Dunn holds wooden boards while Pontius and Bam "try" to break them.40. The Big Tire Race: Danger Ehren and Dave race each other down a hill while riding inside monster truck tires.41. The Leech Healer: The boys find a leech healer in India and Dave and Steve-O need healing. (Note: Dave's scene is only available in the unrated DVD version as the scene involves the leech biting one of his testicles.)42. Gloria Goes Shopping: Gloria again has trouble keeping her breasts in her top, this time while shopping for fruit.43. The Wind Tunnel: Bam hangs from the edge of a horse trailer while high-powered fans blow directly in front of him. After he falls, Pontius locks him in the back of the trailer with a devenomized king cobra.44. Roller Leapfrog: Costumed mascots try to play leapfrog in a roller rink.45. The Fart Mask: Preston farts and defecates into a beer helmet worn by Steve-O.46. Big Green Ball: Dave jumps off a roof while riding a bouncing ball.47. The Poof: Irving farts baby powder into Jeff Tremaine's face.48. Old Man Balls: Irving walks the streets of Los Angeles while his testicles hang out of his shorts.49. The Switcheroo: Phil and Preston trade places in the middle of the night to try and fool April.50. Ding Dong: Dave visits Knoxville's house, gets hit by a giant airbag when he rings the doorbell, and is knocked senseless. (An extended version of this exists as a deleted scene on the DVD, with several other crew members meeting the airbag.)51. Big Red Rocket: Knoxville rides a red rocket over the lake.52. Terror Taxi: The guys play a prank on Danger Ehren, who they dress up as a suicide bomber. A gun-toting Jay Chandrasekhar helps and many of the guys make special contributions to the costume.53. The Bear Trap: Knoxville puts his arm in a bear trap.The movie finishes with a Busby Berkeley-style movie musical production number set to the La Cage aux Folles song "The Best Of Times", where the cast sing and dance while getting battered by violent stunts. One stunt involves Wee Man and Preston Lacy sliding onto a bunch of metal trash cans. Others involve Chris Pontius dancing in a flaming building and jumping safely onto a mat, at which point he is knocked off his feet by a fire hose, and Bam and Dunn dancing in cowboy outfits in front of a horse before Knoxville causes the horse to flee by slapping its rear, pulling Bam and Dunn away by a rope attached to their feet. As in the first film, Rip Taylor is seen at the end of the sequence.On the unrated DVD, several additional segments (both unrated and deleted) were shot and included. These include:-Bam Disclaimer: Bam warns viewers of what they're about to see, especially scenes where the guys "get gay".-The Ball Bookmark: Wee Man convinces one of the crew members to stick one of his testicles into an open book and then slams the book closed.-Wee Man and Bam Elevator Ride: Wee Man and Bam ride an elevator naked.-Penis Tricks: While in India the guys meet a man who does crazy things with his penis.-Preston Middle Butt: Preston shows the camera his rear end while swimming, and it looks like he has an additional pair of buttocks.-Trash Can Pyramid: Steve-O is launched from a child's swing into a pyramid made of plastic garbage cans.-The Ding Dong: The full "Ding Dong" sequence.-Alaskan Wolf Trap: Jim Karol shows off some of his animal traps to the guys and Bam sticks his arm in an Alaskan wolf trap.-Cow Udder: Preston dresses up like a cow and feeds two baby animals with his udder.-Dildo Tricks 1 & 2: Knoxville sticks a dildo to a wall and a table.-The Shock Phone: Knoxville obtains a World War II military field phone, which Pontius uses to give the guys (along with musician Loomis Fall and actor Luke Wilson) electric shocks.- Wee Horse: Wee Man shows us his "wee horse".-Stun Gun Hot Potato: The guys and Willie Garson play a game of hot potato with a taser.-Trash Can Cymbals: Knoxville annoys everyone with two trash can lids he uses like cymbals.-Poo Piling: Steve-O gets feces dumped on him.-Me Tattoo: Steve-O gets a tattoo of a pentagram with a penis on the bottom.-Homemade Hang Glider: Steve-O makes a hang glider and tries to use it to fly.-Lobster Claw: A lobster pinches Steve-O's tongue in its claws.-Poo Mountain: Steve-O and CKY Crew member Brandon Novak ski down a mountain of poo.-Wiener Kite: Wee Man flies a kite with the string tied to his penis.-Ugly American: Knoxville annoys Indian citizens.-The Snowcase: the full version of "Indoor Ski Slope", which ends with April Margera and Knoxville riding a plastic toboggan down the stairs.-Bellhop Cart/Flying 69: John Waters puts Steve-O and Pontius to work as bellhops, and their first assignment is to ride a luggage cart down a flight of stairs. 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text: feet

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text: first

text: film

text: Rip

text: Taylor

text: is

text: seen

text: at

text: the

text: end

text: of

text: the

text: sequence

text: On

text: the

text: unrated

text: DVD

text: several

text: additional

text: segments

text: both

text: unrated

text: and

text: deleted

text: were

text: shot

text: and

text: included

text: These

text: include

text: Bam

text: Disclaimer

text: Bam

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text: viewers

text: of

text: what

text: they

text: 're

text: about

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text: see

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text: guys

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text: Trap

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text: Karol

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text: udder

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text: wall

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text: table

text: The

text: Shock

text: Phone

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text: World

text: War

text: II

text: military

text: field

text: phone

text: which

text: Pontius

text: uses

text: to

text: give

text: the

text: guys

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text: Loomis

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text: and

text: actor

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text: Wilson

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text: penis

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text: act

text: simulating

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question: Who threw pendulums at the guys while they were trying to skate?

question: How does the film open?

answer: An introduction of the nine cast members

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question: Who sticks his hand in a bear trap?

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text: Kitty Moran (Betty Grable), a radio star, finds out she is pregnant. After she miscarries, Kitty and her husband Jack (Dan Dailey) move their show to television and become determined to adopt a baby.

title: My Blue Heaven

title: My

title: Blue

title: Heaven

text: Kitty

text: Moran

text: Betty

text: Grable

text: a

text: radio

text: star

text: finds

text: out

text: she

text: is

text: pregnant

text: After

text: she

text: miscarries

text: Kitty

text: and

text: her

text: husband

text: Jack

text: Dan

text: Dailey

text: move

text: their

text: show

text: to

text: television

text: and

text: become

text: determined

text: to

text: adopt

text: a

text: baby

question: What does Vinny's wife do to him?

question: What happened to Vinny's wife?

question: Who works hard to keep Vinny out of trouble?

question: Where is Vinny from?

question: What is the DA's name?

question: Who is Barney?

question: Where does the witness protection program place him?

question: What does Vinny and Barney teach one another?

question: What is coming up for Vinny?


text: September 11, 2001. Two Al Qaeda terrorist pilots, Asif and Nabi, are seen in the cockpit of an airborne aircraft flying to an unknown destination. Nabi begins arguing with Asif about martyrdom and about according to Islamic tradition, how many virgins one martyr will get upon entering Heaven. Nabi even goes as far as to phone his boss about the number and after they agree that the number isn't satisfactory, they agree to divert their plane from their target to the Bahamas where there are hundreds of virgins on vacation there. Suddenly, the cockpit door comes crashing down as the passengers stage a revolt against their captors (shades of Flight 93). But nevertheless, the plane keeps on going and crashes into the first building of the World Trade Center, killing everyone in the towers, as well as an unfortunate window washer on a scaffolding.Six years later. In the small town of Paradise, Arizona, a volatile young man, known only as the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) lives in a trailer park with his morbidly obese wife, who's known only as the Dude's Bitch. After losing his job at a local post office, the Postal Dude goes to another job interview at a local office where he is mocked by the cynical employment worker. The Dude gets a coffee at a local Starbucks where he is served by an attractive young barista, named Faith (Jackie Tohn), who is the only person who seems friendly to the Postal Dude in this misanthropic town they live in. The Dude tells Faith that he's more than a little angry about his life and is desperate to get enough money to finally leave this dead-end town.After the Dude goes to a local unemployment office, he is treated badly by the tellers who tell him to wait, until another customer goes "postal" and begins shooting up the place with a handgun, killing many customers. The Dude tries looking for the shortest ticket number on the dead victims in order to skip ahead in line, but eventually gets thrown out by the ungrateful and mean workers.The Dude decides to team up with his Uncle Dave (Dave Foley), a slovenly con artist-turned-doomsday cult leader who owes the U.S. government over a million dollars in back-taxes. With the help of Uncle Dave's right hand man Richie (Chris Coppola) and an army of big-breasted, scantily clad cult members, the Dude devises a plan to hijack a shipment of 2,000 Krotchy Dolls, a rare, sought-after plush toy resembling a giant scrotum. Uncle Dave plans to sell them online on eBay, where their prices have reached as high as $4,000 a doll.Unbeknownst to them, Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas) and his group of Al-Qaeda terrorists, who had been secretly hiding in Paradise since September 11, under the watchful eye of bin Laden's best friend President George W. Bush (Brent Mendenhall), are after the same shipment, but for entirely different reasons. Hoping to outdo the catastrophe of 9/11, they plan to instill the dolls with Avian influenza and distribute them to unsuspecting American children.The two groups meet at the shipment's destination, a Nazi-themed amusement park called Little Germany. A fight between the Little Germany park creator (Vince Desiderio) and the theme park owner (Uwe Boll) (which ends with Boll being shot in the genitals, confessing "I hate video games"), sparks a massive shootout between the cult, the terrorists and the police, resulting in the death of dozens of innocent children. The Dude and the cult are able to get away with both the shipment and the park's opening day guest Verne Troyer, pursued by Al-Qaeda, the police and a mob of angry citizens. During the chase, the Dude runs over the unemployment clerk who snubbed him earlier.Upon returning to their compound, which has been overtaken by the terrorists, the Dude, Uncle Dave and the rest covertly sneak into the compound's underground bunker, where Richie reveals that he must now fulfill the prophecy foretold in Uncle Dave's fictional Bible: to bring about the extinction of the human race. As per Uncle Dave's Bible, the event initiating the apocalypse is the rape of a "tiny entertainer" by a thousand monkeys. After Verne Troyer is quickly thrown into a pit of chimpanzees, Richie shoots and kills Uncle Dave, then imprisons the Dude.The Dude manages to escape the compound with a plethora of weapons, deciding to wage a one-man war against Al-Qaeda, his uncle's murderer, his cheating wife, the police and the many people who want him dead. On the way to his trailer (where he plans to blow up his spouse), he meets up again with Faith who joins forces with him after an explosive gunfight at the trailer park. After calling a truce to the fighting, The Dude makes a heartfelt, but futile monologue about war, the Dude and Faith proceed to kill all the terrorists, as well as most of the bloodthirsty townspeople, the remains of the now-mad cult, his wife, and her multiple lovers by blowing up his trailer. In the midst of the shootout, Osama bin Laden, despite being wounded, escapes to a payphone, where he calls George Bush in the White House for help. Bush sends a helicopter to save him and plans for the two to rendezvous.Having won their war, the Dude, his dog, and the barista Faith drive away in a stolen police car. They casually turn on the radio, only to learn that Bush has blamed the day's shootouts and explosions on China and India, and has been "forced to destroy both countries with nuclear force". China, in retaliation, has unleashed 30 nuclear missiles towards America, which are scheduled to hit in under two minutes. But the Dude no longer cares as he now has left Paradise and will enjoy his last minutes with his true soul mate Faith.The film's final shot features President Bush and Osama bin Laden skipping through a field together, hand-in-hand. As mushroom clouds explode on the horizon, Osama laughs and says, "Georgie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship". At that moment, all of the nuclear missiles hit, and the world is destroyed.

title: Postal

title: Postal

text: September

text: Two

text: Al

text: Qaeda

text: terrorist

text: pilots

text: Asif

text: and

text: Nabi

text: are

text: seen

text: in

text: the

text: cockpit

text: of

text: an

text: airborne

text: aircraft

text: flying

text: to

text: an

text: unknown

text: destination

text: Nabi

text: begins

text: arguing

text: with

text: Asif

text: about

text: martyrdom

text: and

text: about

text: according

text: to

text: Islamic

text: tradition

text: how

text: many

text: virgins

text: one

text: martyr

text: will

text: get

text: upon

text: entering

text: Heaven

text: Nabi

text: even

text: goes

text: as

text: far

text: as

text: to

text: phone

text: his

text: boss

text: about

text: the

text: number

text: and

text: after

text: they

text: agree

text: that

text: the

text: number

text: is

text: n't

text: satisfactory

text: they

text: agree

text: to

text: divert

text: their

text: plane

text: from

text: their

text: target

text: to

text: the

text: Bahamas

text: where

text: there

text: are

text: hundreds

text: of

text: virgins

text: on

text: vacation

text: there

text: Suddenly

text: the

text: cockpit

text: door

text: comes

text: crashing

text: down

text: as

text: the

text: passengers

text: stage

text: a

text: revolt

text: against

text: their

text: captors

text: shades

text: of

text: Flight

text: But

text: nevertheless

text: the

text: plane

text: keeps

text: on

text: going

text: and

text: crashes

text: into

text: the

text: first

text: building

text: of

text: the

text: World

text: Trade

text: Center

text: killing

text: everyone

text: in

text: the

text: towers

text: as

text: well

text: as

text: an

text: unfortunate

text: window

text: washer

text: on

text: a

text: scaffolding

text: Six

text: years

text: later

text: In

text: the

text: small

text: town

text: of

text: Paradise

text: Arizona

text: a

text: volatile

text: young

text: man

text: known

text: only

text: as

text: the

text: Postal

text: Dude

text: Zack

text: Ward

text: lives

text: in

text: a

text: trailer

text: park

text: with

text: his

text: morbidly

text: obese

text: wife

text: who

text: 's

text: known

text: only

text: as

text: the

text: Dude

text: 's

text: Bitch

text: After

text: losing

text: his

text: job

text: at

text: a

text: local

text: post

text: office

text: the

text: Postal

text: Dude

text: goes

text: to

text: another

text: job

text: interview

text: at

text: a

text: local

text: office

text: where

text: he

text: is

text: mocked

text: by

text: the

text: cynical

text: employment

text: worker

text: The

text: Dude

text: gets

text: a

text: coffee

text: at

text: a

text: local

text: Starbucks

text: where

text: he

text: is

text: served

text: by

text: an

text: attractive

text: young

text: barista

text: named

text: Faith

text: Jackie

text: Tohn

text: who

text: is

text: the

text: only

text: person

text: who

text: seems

text: friendly

text: to

text: the

text: Postal

text: Dude

text: in

text: this

text: misanthropic

text: town

text: they

text: live

text: in

text: The

text: Dude

text: tells

text: Faith

text: that

text: he

text: 's

text: more

text: than

text: a

text: little

text: angry

text: about

text: his

text: life

text: and

text: is

text: desperate

text: to

text: get

text: enough

text: money

text: to

text: finally

text: leave

text: this

text: dead

text: end

text: town

text: After

text: the

text: Dude

text: goes

text: to

text: a

text: local

text: unemployment

text: office

text: he

text: is

text: treated

text: badly

text: by

text: the

text: tellers

text: who

text: tell

text: him

text: to

text: wait

text: until

text: another

text: customer

text: goes

text: postal

text: and

text: begins

text: shooting

text: up

text: the

text: place

text: with

text: a

text: handgun

text: killing

text: many

text: customers

text: The

text: Dude

text: tries

text: looking

text: for

text: the

text: shortest

text: ticket

text: number

text: on

text: the

text: dead

text: victims

text: in

text: order

text: to

text: skip

text: ahead

text: in

text: line

text: but

text: eventually

text: gets

text: thrown

text: out

text: by

text: the

text: ungrateful

text: and

text: mean

text: workers

text: The

text: Dude

text: decides

text: to

text: team

text: up

text: with

text: his

text: Uncle

text: Dave

text: Dave

text: Foley

text: a

text: slovenly

text: con

text: artist

text: turned

text: doomsday

text: cult

text: leader

text: who

text: owes

text: the

text: U.S.

text: government

text: over

text: a

text: million

text: dollars

text: in

text: back

text: taxes

text: With

text: the

text: help

text: of

text: Uncle

text: Dave

text: 's

text: right

text: hand

text: man

text: Richie

text: Chris

text: Coppola

text: and

text: an

text: army

text: of

text: big

text: breasted

text: scantily

text: clad

text: cult

text: members

text: the

text: Dude

text: devises

text: a

text: plan

text: to

text: hijack

text: a

text: shipment

text: of

text: Krotchy

text: Dolls

text: a

text: rare

text: sought

text: after

text: plush

text: toy

text: resembling

text: a

text: giant

text: scrotum

text: Uncle

text: Dave

text: plans

text: to

text: sell

text: them

text: online

text: on

text: eBay

text: where

text: their

text: prices

text: have

text: reached

text: as

text: high

text: as

text: a

text: doll

text: Unbeknownst

text: to

text: them

text: Osama

text: bin

text: Laden

text: Larry

text: Thomas

text: and

text: his

text: group

text: of

text: Al

text: Qaeda

text: terrorists

text: who

text: had

text: been

text: secretly

text: hiding

text: in

text: Paradise

text: since

text: September

text: under

text: the

text: watchful

text: eye

text: of

text: bin

text: Laden

text: 's

text: best

text: friend

text: President

text: George

text: W.

text: Bush

text: Brent

text: Mendenhall

text: are

text: after

text: the

text: same

text: shipment

text: but

text: for

text: entirely

text: different

text: reasons

text: Hoping

text: to

text: outdo

text: the

text: catastrophe

text: of

text: they

text: plan

text: to

text: instill

text: the

text: dolls

text: with

text: Avian

text: influenza

text: and

text: distribute

text: them

text: to

text: unsuspecting

text: American

text: children

text: The

text: two

text: groups

text: meet

text: at

text: the

text: shipment

text: 's

text: destination

text: a

text: Nazi

text: themed

text: amusement

text: park

text: called

text: Little

text: Germany

text: A

text: fight

text: between

text: the

text: Little

text: Germany

text: park

text: creator

text: Vince

text: Desiderio

text: and

text: the

text: theme

text: park

text: owner

text: Uwe

text: Boll

text: which

text: ends

text: with

text: Boll

text: being

text: shot

text: in

text: the

text: genitals

text: confessing

text: I

text: hate

text: video

text: games

text: sparks

text: a

text: massive

text: shootout

text: between

text: the

text: cult

text: the

text: terrorists

text: and

text: the

text: police

text: resulting

text: in

text: the

text: death

text: of

text: dozens

text: of

text: innocent

text: children

text: The

text: Dude

text: and

text: the

text: cult

text: are

text: able

text: to

text: get

text: away

text: with

text: both

text: the

text: shipment

text: and

text: the

text: park

text: 's

text: opening

text: day

text: guest

text: Verne

text: Troyer

text: pursued

text: by

text: Al

text: Qaeda

text: the

text: police

text: and

text: a

text: mob

text: of

text: angry

text: citizens

text: During

text: the

text: chase

text: the

text: Dude

text: runs

text: over

text: the

text: unemployment

text: clerk

text: who

text: snubbed

text: him

text: earlier

text: Upon

text: returning

text: to

text: their

text: compound

text: which

text: has

text: been

text: overtaken

text: by

text: the

text: terrorists

text: the

text: Dude

text: Uncle

text: Dave

text: and

text: the

text: rest

text: covertly

text: sneak

text: into

text: the

text: compound

text: 's

text: underground

text: bunker

text: where

text: Richie

text: reveals

text: that

text: he

text: must

text: now

text: fulfill

text: the

text: prophecy

text: foretold

text: in

text: Uncle

text: Dave

text: 's

text: fictional

text: Bible

text: to

text: bring

text: about

text: the

text: extinction

text: of

text: the

text: human

text: race

text: As

text: per

text: Uncle

text: Dave

text: 's

text: Bible

text: the

text: event

text: initiating

text: the

text: apocalypse

text: is

text: the

text: rape

text: of

text: a

text: tiny

text: entertainer

text: by

text: a

text: thousand

text: monkeys

text: After

text: Verne

text: Troyer

text: is

text: quickly

text: thrown

text: into

text: a

text: pit

text: of

text: chimpanzees

text: Richie

text: shoots

text: and

text: kills

text: Uncle

text: Dave

text: then

text: imprisons

text: the

text: Dude

text: The

text: Dude

text: manages

text: to

text: escape

text: the

text: compound

text: with

text: a

text: plethora

text: of

text: weapons

text: deciding

text: to

text: wage

text: a

text: one

text: man

text: war

text: against

text: Al

text: Qaeda

text: his

text: uncle

text: 's

text: murderer

text: his

text: cheating

text: wife

text: the

text: police

text: and

text: the

text: many

text: people

text: who

text: want

text: him

text: dead

text: On

text: the

text: way

text: to

text: his

text: trailer

text: where

text: he

text: plans

text: to

text: blow

text: up

text: his

text: spouse

text: he

text: meets

text: up

text: again

text: with

text: Faith

text: who

text: joins

text: forces

text: with

text: him

text: after

text: an

text: explosive

text: gunfight

text: at

text: the

text: trailer

text: park

text: After

text: calling

text: a

text: truce

text: to

text: the

text: fighting

text: The

text: Dude

text: makes

text: a

text: heartfelt

text: but

text: futile

text: monologue

text: about

text: war

text: the

text: Dude

text: and

text: Faith

text: proceed

text: to

text: kill

text: all

text: the

text: terrorists

text: as

text: well

text: as

text: most

text: of

text: the

text: bloodthirsty

text: townspeople

text: the

text: remains

text: of

text: the

text: now

text: mad

text: cult

text: his

text: wife

text: and

text: her

text: multiple

text: lovers

text: by

text: blowing

text: up

text: his

text: trailer

text: In

text: the

text: midst

text: of

text: the

text: shootout

text: Osama

text: bin

text: Laden

text: despite

text: being

text: wounded

text: escapes

text: to

text: a

text: payphone

text: where

text: he

text: calls

text: George

text: Bush

text: in

text: the

text: White

text: House

text: for

text: help

text: Bush

text: sends

text: a

text: helicopter

text: to

text: save

text: him

text: and

text: plans

text: for

text: the

text: two

text: to

text: rendezvous

text: Having

text: won

text: their

text: war

text: the

text: Dude

text: his

text: dog

text: and

text: the

text: barista

text: Faith

text: drive

text: away

text: in

text: a

text: stolen

text: police

text: car

text: They

text: casually

text: turn

text: on

text: the

text: radio

text: only

text: to

text: learn

text: that

text: Bush

text: has

text: blamed

text: the

text: day

text: 's

text: shootouts

text: and

text: explosions

text: on

text: China

text: and

text: India

text: and

text: has

text: been

text: forced

text: to

text: destroy

text: both

text: countries

text: with

text: nuclear

text: force

text: China

text: in

text: retaliation

text: has

text: unleashed

text: nuclear

text: missiles

text: towards

text: America

text: which

text: are

text: scheduled

text: to

text: hit

text: in

text: under

text: two

text: minutes

text: But

text: the

text: Dude

text: no

text: longer

text: cares

text: as

text: he

text: now

text: has

text: left

text: Paradise

text: and

text: will

text: enjoy

text: his

text: last

text: minutes

text: with

text: his

text: true

text: soul

text: mate

text: Faith

text: The

text: film

text: 's

text: final

text: shot

text: features

text: President

text: Bush

text: and

text: Osama

text: bin

text: Laden

text: skipping

text: through

text: a

text: field

text: together

text: hand

text: in

text: hand

text: As

text: mushroom

text: clouds

text: explode

text: on

text: the

text: horizon

text: Osama

text: laughs

text: and

text: says

text: Georgie

text: I

text: think

text: this

text: is

text: the

text: beginning

text: of

text: a

text: beautiful

text: friendship

text: At

text: that

text: moment

text: all

text: of

text: the

text: nuclear

text: missiles

text: hit

text: and

text: the

text: world

text: is

text: destroyed

question: What is the prophecy foretold in Uncle Dave's fictional Bible?

answer: The end of the human race

question: What explode on the horizon?

answer: mushroom clouds

text: mushroom clouds

question: What reward were Asif and Nabi to get for carrying out the attacks?

answer: Virgins

text: Virgins

text: Virgins

question: Who are Asif and Nabi?

answer: Terrorists.

text: Terrorists.

text: Terrorists.

text: Terrorists.

text: Terrorists.

question: Who are skipping through a field together?

answer: President Bush and Osama bin Laden

text: President Bush and Osama bin Laden

question: Who does the radio say was to blame for the shootouts ?

answer: China and India

text: China and India

question: What do the terrorists put the bird flu in?

answer: Krotchy Dolls

text: Krotchy Dolls

question: Where does the film take place?

answer: Paradise, Arizona

text: Paradise, Arizona

question: Which part of the plane is stormed by the passengers in an attempt to retake the plane?

answer: Cockpit

text: Cockpit

text: Cockpit

question: What do Krotchy dolls resemble?

answer: A giant scrotum

text: A giant scrotum

question: Why does Dave owe the US government over a million dollars?

answer: Back taxes

text: Back taxes

question: What is the name of the young barista?

answer: Faith

text: Faith

text: Faith

text: Faith

text: Faith

text: Faith

text: Faith

question: Who is the park's opening day guest?

answer: Verne Troyer

text: Verne Troyer

text: Verne Troyer

question: What is the event that initiates the apocalypse?

answer: The rape of a tiny entertainer by a thousand monkeys

text: The rape of a tiny entertainer by a thousand monkeys

question: Where did the explosions take place ?

answer: The Dude's trailer

question: Who is Osama bin Laden's best friend?

answer: President George W. Bush

text: President George W. Bush


text:
The film opens with a young woman, Devi (Madhuri Dixit), who gets sudden vision (usually accompanied with a mild panic attack) of incidents and accidents that are yet to happen.[2] Devi has a vision of her sister Rama (Moon Moon Sen) being murdered. Her college friends Sudha Mathur (Sabeeha) and Sunil (Javed Jaffrey) try to help her sort through her visions but to little avail. Devi is relieved after she talks to her sister and finds that she is alive. However, just some time later, Rama is murdered in the same way as Devi had pictured. The murderer hides Rama's body in a mansion's wall. Rama is reported missing. Devi firmly believes Rama is dead. Five years later, Devi moves to her uncle (Ajit Vachani)'s home where she eventually meets and is courted by millionaire businessman Ram Kumar (Jackie Shroff). Sunil, who was secretly in love with Devi, is deeply disappointed. Devi and Ram marry and enter his family mansion, which he has re-earned after a legal battle. Little known to anybody, this is the same mansion where Rama was buried. When Devi starts having the visions again, Rama's skeleton is not the only thing that will come tumbling out.
Devi sees a wall in the mansion being torn down. Devi tears down the wall, only to find a skeleton tumbling out of it. Devi knows whose skeleton it is: it's Rama's, since she had a necklace similar to Devi's. Also, the dead woman's skeleton is roughly same height as that of Rama. The Inspector (Shivaji Satam) quickly points out that since the mansion was closed when Rama disappeared, anyone could have hidden a dead body in there and nobody would know the truth. However, he doubts that the dead woman is Rama: Several such necklaces are available.
Devi now gets another vision of another woman getting murdered. She also pinpoints two details: a magazine named Priya with a horse on it's cover page and a video cassette labelled 100 Days. Sunil and Devi visit the weekly magazine office. The editor (Shashi Kiran) politely informs them that the next six months' covers do not feature any equestrian theme whatsoever. The video cassette clue, too, is a dead end: no video store in Bombay carries any such title as '100 days'. Devi begins delving into Rama's life. She learns that Rama was a research scholar and was working on a thesis about ancient sculptures and temples in India. A quick investigation by Devi during a visit to the Bombay Museum reveals that many artifacts listed by Rama either had mysteriously disappeared, got stolen or were replaced by fakes. She also learns that two people working in the museum, Jagmohan (Jai Kalgutkar), Security Officer and Parvati (Neelam Mehra), Record Keeper were fired on suspicion. Parvati is revealed to be the new victim of Devi's visions.
Jagmohan is a hot-headed man while Parvati knows the killer of Rama. Parvati had videotaped the murder. She tries to blackmail the murderer, but the murderer tries to kill her. She sneaks into a video library, sticks a label '100 days' on the cassette and tries to escape. But Jagmohan succeeds in killing her, just as Devi had seen. Later, due to some last minute developments, the weekly magazine 'Priya' prints an issue with a horse on its cover. Devi soon realizes that Parvati has been murdered. She goes to the video library and retrieves the video cassette. Jagmohan tries to kill her, but her luck prevails and she escapes. She comes back into the mansion, where she gets a vision of herself in an injured state and a broken mirror in the mansion. She tells Ram about the developments and sits with him to watch the video cassette. Ram has no idea about the cassette's contents are.
However, as the video cassette is being played, Devi gets another shock: she sees her sister Rama confronting Ram. Based on the evidence in the video cassette, it becomes clear that Ram is the murderer. Devi tells him that she is pregnant with his child. Ram offers to explain. Ram tells that he was from an affluent family but his father lost all his wealth due to gambling and eventually died. When Ram sought financial help from his relatives, they spurned his requests, leaving him helplessly alone. Consequently, he took to illegal ways of earning money. He ran into Jagmohan and Parvati. Later, the trio became partners and started smuggling the artifacts from museums and replaced some by fakes. Rama suspected it and decided to expose them. That night, Ram went to talk to Rama. But Jagmohan, who was also there, lost his temper and shot her dead. Parvati was secretly taping the incident, but due to her camera's angle, it looked as if Ram was the killer. Ram offers to surrender to police and calls them. He confesses his crime and asks them to arrest him.
No sooner has he stopped talking, than Jagmohan stabs him at his back. Ram loses consciousness, while Devi fights with Jagmohan. In this unequal fight, Devi is overpowered and rendered unconscious after being hit on her forehead by a conch hurled at her by Jagmohan. Then, Jagmohan buries her alive in the same wall where he had buried Rama. Just as he is about to escape, he sees Sunil coming in. Jagmohan hides while Sunil is surprised to see the mansion open with nobody in it. Just then, Devi's wrist watch alarm chimes. Sunil is surprised to hear the sound coming from behind the wall and puts two and two together. He starts removing the bricks of freshly constructed wall when Jagmohan suddenly attacks him. However, Sunil puts up a good fight with the enemy with an unfair advantage. Ram wakes up too and goes towards the wall to remove the bricks and somehow manages to remove the unconscious Devi from the wall. Sunil soon overpowers Jagmohan and dumps him into the swimming pool.
The police arrive at the scene. Sunil is surprised to see Ram being arrested as well. Devi looks wearily as the police van goes away with Jagmohan and Ram in custody.

title: 100 Days

title: 100

title: Days

text: The

text: film

text: opens

text: with

text: a

text: young

text: woman

text: Devi

text: Madhuri

text: Dixit

text: who

text: gets

text: sudden

text: vision

text: usually

text: accompanied

text: with

text: a

text: mild

text: panic

text: attack

text: of

text: incidents

text: and

text: accidents

text: that

text: are

text: yet

text: to

text: Devi

text: has

text: a

text: vision

text: of

text: her

text: sister

text: Rama

text: Moon

text: Moon

text: Sen

text: being

text: murdered

text: Her

text: college

text: friends

text: Sudha

text: Mathur

text: Sabeeha

text: and

text: Sunil

text: Javed

text: Jaffrey

text: try

text: to

text: help

text: her

text: sort

text: through

text: her

text: visions

text: but

text: to

text: little

text: avail

text: Devi

text: is

text: relieved

text: after

text: she

text: talks

text: to

text: her

text: sister

text: and

text: finds

text: that

text: she

text: is

text: alive

text: However

text: just

text: some

text: time

text: later

text: Rama

text: is

text: murdered

text: in

text: the

text: same

text: way

text: as

text: Devi

text: had

text: pictured

text: The

text: murderer

text: hides

text: Rama

text: 's

text: body

text: in

text: a

text: mansion

text: 's

text: wall

text: Rama

text: is

text: reported

text: missing

text: Devi

text: firmly

text: believes

text: Rama

text: is

text: dead

text: Five

text: years

text: later

text: Devi

text: moves

text: to

text: her

text: uncle

text: Ajit

text: Vachani

text: 's

text: home

text: where

text: she

text: eventually

text: meets

text: and

text: is

text: courted

text: by

text: millionaire

text: businessman

text: Ram

text: Kumar

text: Jackie

text: Shroff

text: Sunil

text: who

text: was

text: secretly

text: in

text: love

text: with

text: Devi

text: is

text: deeply

text: disappointed

text: Devi

text: and

text: Ram

text: marry

text: and

text: enter

text: his

text: family

text: mansion

text: which

text: he

text: has

text: re

text: earned

text: after

text: a

text: legal

text: battle

text: Little

text: known

text: to

text: anybody

text: this

text: is

text: the

text: same

text: mansion

text: where

text: Rama

text: was

text: buried

text: When

text: Devi

text: starts

text: having

text: the

text: visions

text: again

text: Rama

text: 's

text: skeleton

text: is

text: not

text: the

text: only

text: thing

text: that

text: will

text: come

text: tumbling

text: out

text: Devi

text: sees

text: a

text: wall

text: in

text: the

text: mansion

text: being

text: torn

text: down

text: Devi

text: tears

text: down

text: the

text: wall

text: only

text: to

text: find

text: a

text: skeleton

text: tumbling

text: out

text: of

text: it

text: Devi

text: knows

text: whose

text: skeleton

text: it

text: is

text: it

text: 's

text: Rama

text: 's

text: since

text: she

text: had

text: a

text: necklace

text: similar

text: to

text: Devi

text: 's

text: Also

text: the

text: dead

text: woman

text: 's

text: skeleton

text: is

text: roughly

text: same

text: height

text: as

text: that

text: of

text: Rama

text: The

text: Inspector

text: Shivaji

text: Satam

text: quickly

text: points

text: out

text: that

text: since

text: the

text: mansion

text: was

text: closed

text: when

text: Rama

text: disappeared

text: anyone

text: could

text: have

text: hidden

text: a

text: dead

text: body

text: in

text: there

text: and

text: nobody

text: would

text: know

text: the

text: truth

text: However

text: he

text: doubts

text: that

text: the

text: dead

text: woman

text: is

text: Rama

text: Several

text: such

text: necklaces

text: are

text: available

text: Devi

text: now

text: gets

text: another

text: vision

text: of

text: another

text: woman

text: getting

text: murdered

text: She

text: also

text: pinpoints

text: two

text: details

text: a

text: magazine

text: named

text: Priya

text: with

text: a

text: horse

text: on

text: it

text: 's

text: cover

text: page

text: and

text: a

text: video

text: cassette

text: labelled

text: Days

text: Sunil

text: and

text: Devi

text: visit

text: the

text: weekly

text: magazine

text: office

text: The

text: editor

text: Shashi

text: Kiran

text: politely

text: informs

text: them

text: that

text: the

text: next

text: six

text: months

text: covers

text: do

text: not

text: feature

text: any

text: equestrian

text: theme

text: whatsoever

text: The

text: video

text: cassette

text: clue

text: too

text: is

text: a

text: dead

text: end

text: no

text: video

text: store

text: in

text: Bombay

text: carries

text: any

text: such

text: title

text: as

text: days

text: Devi

text: begins

text: delving

text: into

text: Rama

text: 's

text: life

text: She

text: learns

text: that

text: Rama

text: was

text: a

text: research

text: scholar

text: and

text: was

text: working

text: on

text: a

text: thesis

text: about

text: ancient

text: sculptures

text: and

text: temples

text: in

text: India

text: A

text: quick

text: investigation

text: by

text: Devi

text: during

text: a

text: visit

text: to

text: the

text: Bombay

text: Museum

text: reveals

text: that

text: many

text: artifacts

text: listed

text: by

text: Rama

text: either

text: had

text: mysteriously

text: disappeared

text: got

text: stolen

text: or

text: were

text: replaced

text: by

text: fakes

text: She

text: also

text: learns

text: that

text: two

text: people

text: working

text: in

text: the

text: museum

text: Jagmohan

text: Jai

text: Kalgutkar

text: Security

text: Officer

text: and

text: Parvati

text: Neelam

text: Mehra

text: Record

text: Keeper

text: were

text: fired

text: on

text: suspicion

text: Parvati

text: is

text: revealed

text: to

text: be

text: the

text: new

text: victim

text: of

text: Devi

text: 's

text: visions

text: Jagmohan

text: is

text: a

text: hot

text: headed

text: man

text: while

text: Parvati

text: knows

text: the

text: killer

text: of

text: Rama

text: Parvati

text: had

text: videotaped

text: the

text: murder

text: She

text: tries

text: to

text: blackmail

text: the

text: murderer

text: but

text: the

text: murderer

text: tries

text: to

text: kill

text: her

text: She

text: sneaks

text: into

text: a

text: video

text: library

text: sticks

text: a

text: label

text: days

text: on

text: the

text: cassette

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: escape

text: But

text: Jagmohan

text: succeeds

text: in

text: killing

text: her

text: just

text: as

text: Devi

text: had

text: seen

text: Later

text: due

text: to

text: some

text: last

text: minute

text: developments

text: the

text: weekly

text: magazine

text: Priya

text: prints

text: an

text: issue

text: with

text: a

text: horse

text: on

text: its

text: cover

text: Devi

text: soon

text: realizes

text: that

text: Parvati

text: has

text: been

text: murdered

text: She

text: goes

text: to

text: the

text: video

text: library

text: and

text: retrieves

text: the

text: video

text: cassette

text: Jagmohan

text: tries

text: to

text: kill

text: her

text: but

text: her

text: luck

text: prevails

text: and

text: she

text: escapes

text: She

text: comes

text: back

text: into

text: the

text: mansion

text: where

text: she

text: gets

text: a

text: vision

text: of

text: herself

text: in

text: an

text: injured

text: state

text: and

text: a

text: broken

text: mirror

text: in

text: the

text: mansion

text: She

text: tells

text: Ram

text: about

text: the

text: developments

text: and

text: sits

text: with

text: him

text: to

text: watch

text: the

text: video

text: cassette

text: Ram

text: has

text: no

text: idea

text: about

text: the

text: cassette

text: 's

text: contents

text: are

text: However

text: as

text: the

text: video

text: cassette

text: is

text: being

text: played

text: Devi

text: gets

text: another

text: shock

text: she

text: sees

text: her

text: sister

text: Rama

text: confronting

text: Ram

text: Based

text: on

text: the

text: evidence

text: in

text: the

text: video

text: cassette

text: it

text: becomes

text: clear

text: that

text: Ram

text: is

text: the

text: murderer

text: Devi

text: tells

text: him

text: that

text: she

text: is

text: pregnant

text: with

text: his

text: child

text: Ram

text: offers

text: to

text: explain

text: Ram

text: tells

text: that

text: he

text: was

text: from

text: an

text: affluent

text: family

text: but

text: his

text: father

text: lost

text: all

text: his

text: wealth

text: due

text: to

text: gambling

text: and

text: eventually

text: died

text: When

text: Ram

text: sought

text: financial

text: help

text: from

text: his

text: relatives

text: they

text: spurned

text: his

text: requests

text: leaving

text: him

text: helplessly

text: alone

text: Consequently

text: he

text: took

text: to

text: illegal

text: ways

text: of

text: earning

text: money

text: He

text: ran

text: into

text: Jagmohan

text: and

text: Parvati

text: Later

text: the

text: trio

text: became

text: partners

text: and

text: started

text: smuggling

text: the

text: artifacts

text: from

text: museums

text: and

text: replaced

text: some

text: by

text: fakes

text: Rama

text: suspected

text: it

text: and

text: decided

text: to

text: expose

text: them

text: That

text: night

text: Ram

text: went

text: to

text: talk

text: to

text: Rama

text: But

text: Jagmohan

text: who

text: was

text: also

text: there

text: lost

text: his

text: temper

text: and

text: shot

text: her

text: dead

text: Parvati

text: was

text: secretly

text: taping

text: the

text: incident

text: but

text: due

text: to

text: her

text: camera

text: 's

text: angle

text: it

text: looked

text: as

text: if

text: Ram

text: was

text: the

text: killer

text: Ram

text: offers

text: to

text: surrender

text: to

text: police

text: and

text: calls

text: them

text: He

text: confesses

text: his

text: crime

text: and

text: asks

text: them

text: to

text: arrest

text: him

text: No

text: sooner

text: has

text: he

text: stopped

text: talking

text: than

text: Jagmohan

text: stabs

text: him

text: at

text: his

text: back

text: Ram

text: loses

text: consciousness

text: while

text: Devi

text: fights

text: with

text: Jagmohan

text: In

text: this

text: unequal

text: fight

text: Devi

text: is

text: overpowered

text: and

text: rendered

text: unconscious

text: after

text: being

text: hit

text: on

text: her

text: forehead

text: by

text: a

text: conch

text: hurled

text: at

text: her

text: by

text: Jagmohan

text: Then

text: Jagmohan

text: buries

text: her

text: alive

text: in

text: the

text: same

text: wall

text: where

text: he

text: had

text: buried

text: Rama

text: Just

text: as

text: he

text: is

text: about

text: to

text: escape

text: he

text: sees

text: Sunil

text: coming

text: in

text: Jagmohan

text: hides

text: while

text: Sunil

text: is

text: surprised

text: to

text: see

text: the

text: mansion

text: open

text: with

text: nobody

text: in

text: it

text: Just

text: then

text: Devi

text: 's

text: wrist

text: watch

text: alarm

text: chimes

text: Sunil

text: is

text: surprised

text: to

text: hear

text: the

text: sound

text: coming

text: from

text: behind

text: the

text: wall

text: and

text: puts

text: two

text: and

text: two

text: together

text: He

text: starts

text: removing

text: the

text: bricks

text: of

text: freshly

text: constructed

text: wall

text: when

text: Jagmohan

text: suddenly

text: attacks

text: him

text: However

text: Sunil

text: puts

text: up

text: a

text: good

text: fight

text: with

text: the

text: enemy

text: with

text: an

text: unfair

text: advantage

text: Ram

text: wakes

text: up

text: too

text: and

text: goes

text: towards

text: the

text: wall

text: to

text: remove

text: the

text: bricks

text: and

text: somehow

text: manages

text: to

text: remove

text: the

text: unconscious

text: Devi

text: from

text: the

text: wall

text: Sunil

text: soon

text: overpowers

text: Jagmohan

text: and

text: dumps

text: him

text: into

text: the

text: swimming

text: pool

text: The

text: police

text: arrive

text: at

text: the

text: scene

text: Sunil

text: is

text: surprised

text: to

text: see

text: Ram

text: being

text: arrested

text: as

text: well

text: Devi

text: looks

text: wearily

text: as

text: the

text: police

text: van

text: goes

text: away

text: with

text: Jagmohan

text: and

text: Ram

text: in

text: custody

question: What is the cassette marked?

answer: 100 days

text: 100 days

text: 100 days

text: 100 days

text: 100 days

question: Who does Devi marry?

answer: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

text: Ram

question: What is the man wearing that kills Rama?

question: Where does Devi find the skeleton?

answer: n a mansion's wall

question: How are Rama and Devi related?

answer: sister

text: sister

text: sister

text: sister

question: What is Devi playing with her friend when she sees the reality of her sister?

answer: Video cassette

text: Video cassette

text: Video cassette

text: Video cassette

text: Video cassette

text: Video cassette

text: Video cassette