text: The film begins with a news reporter and her camera man investigating a crime scene much further than what was already given, ala The Blair Witch Project. They walk in an abandoned mill, hoping to find more clues only for the news reporter to be suddenly struck on the head. The camera man gets frightened and runs off before being struck as well, dropping his camera and dying moments later. You then get a glimpse of a disfigured man smiling into the camera.Three days earlier, Allison (Katrina Bowden) and her friends, Chad (Jesse Moss), Jason (Brandon Jay McLaren), Chloe (Chelan Simmons), Naomi (Christie Laing), Chuck (Travis Nelson), Mitchell (Adam Beauchesne), Mike (Joseph Allan Sutherland), and Todd (Alex Arsenault), are out on a road trip, hoping to find a good time in the woods to party and smoke weed, before they rush in front of a truck belonging to Tucker (Alan Tudyk) and Dale (Tyler Labine). The two catch up with the college students, giving them dirty stares for cutting them off and speeding, which was misinterpreted by the students as a threat. Naomi says they forgot to bring the beer and the college students panic and stop at a store.At the store, Chad and Allison walk inside to see Tucker speaking with the store clerk and the two give each other a stare off, with Chad and Allison believing they are intimidating them, but in reality, the two hillbillies were intimidated by them. Allison browses the store and catches Dale on the other side of a shelf, who becomes frightened and turns around. Chloe then comes and confesses to Allison that the place is "creepy" and she agrees. After the two leaves and Chad purchases beer, Tucker and Dale, who are both munching away at pickled eggs, are putting their supplies in their truck. Dale, who has an inferiority complex, begins staring at the college girls, particularly Allison, and feels that girls like them cannot mix well with a guy like himself. Tucker tries to uplift his friends spirit and advises to go talk to the girls, telling him to just smile and laugh when he gets nervous. Taking the advice, Dale, while holding a bush-whacking scythe, approaches the girls and attempts to strike up a conversation, laughing nervously while doing so. This easily terrifies the girls, which makes Chad step in and scare off the nervous hillbilly.The college students continue on their road trip while Tucker and Dale drive to their newly-acquired vacation home, which the two were dreaming of getting, all the while Tucker continues giving advice to Dale, that "Life is short, you gotta go after what you want." He then drops beer upon his lap and Dale goes down to clean it up. Suddenly, a cop car is following them, which Tucker slightly panics and pulls over, with Dale struggling to get free, finally pulling himself up without his shirt on as the cop reaches their window. Tucker hands him his temporary license, as he lost his and a new one is being delivered via mail. The cop begins interrogating the two and asks where they are headed. Tucker states they are heading to their new vacation home in the woods. The cop warns them to stay away from that place as dangerous things happened there and tells them they have a busted tail light before leaving.The two finally reach their old cabin, which they call a "fixer-upper", seemingly impressed by the shoddy wooden house. The two go inside to see bones hanging from the ceiling, which Tucker assumes belonged to an archaeologist, and newspaper clippings on a wall, all of which connected to the Memorial Day Massacre, but ignored by the two friends as they caught eye of a coupon instead. The cabin is obviously falling apart, as when Tucker leans on a pillar, it creaks and a beam of wood with nails poking through the end of it, falls. Dale saves Tucker from being impaled through the head and the two agree to fix that as soon as possible. Meanwhile, the college students set up camp and are sitting around a campfire. Chuck asks if they all want to hear a scary story, which they all verbally reply "No." Chad then comes in and asks if they want to hear a real scary story, in which the others comply.He begins taking his inhaler (he has asthma) and starts with the Memorial Day Massacre, which occurred twenty years ago at the very woods they are camping on. Six college students were out partying on the woods until two psychotic hillbillies approach them menacingly. One of them holds a saw blade, which he scratches the back of his neck with, and flings it at one of the male students, which cuts through the middle of his head. The second comes in and approaches a girl, who backs away to a tree, and stabs her throat. A blonde girl goes running through the woods and falls down a hill. Crawling away and hiding behind a log, she is found by one of the killers and watches as the weapon comes down.The flashback ends with Chad saying there no bodies were found and only one lone survivor lived to tell the story. The whole group looks mortified and terrified until Mike comes in and says that there is a lake nearby and asks if they wanted to go skinny dipping. Relieved by the dramatic tension, they all agree. It gets dark and Tucker and Dale is shown fishing on a boat out on the lake. Dale and Tucker reach in their cooler to see that there is only one beer left, in which Dale gives to Tucker, who then advises him to "stand up for himself" after calling him hopeless. Allison prepares to go skinny dipping and hears a noise. Turning around, she sees that it is Chad scaring her with an axe. She is easily turned off by it but it approached by the drunk Chad, who begins to tell her to "drop the act" of pretending to be better than everybody. He then confesses that he's glad the two get to spend time together before trying to kiss her. Allison backs away, telling him he's drunk, which he says is a good thing as it lowers his "inhibition." He then tries kissing her again which makes Allison push him away again before leaving.The rest of the students take off their clothes and drop into the lake, which captures the attention of Tucker and Dale, who can easily see from a distance a topless Chloe. Dale is immediately put off at the thought of being near them while Tucker tries to row the boat closer to get a better look. Dale attempts to row the other way until Tucker catches glimpse of Allison taking off her clothes, save for her bra and panties, on top of a rock. Dale looks away and tells Tucker to row the boat and calls him a Peeping Tom. Allison begins climbing down the rock until Dale accidentally shouts Tucker's name, which prompts her to turn around and slip in fear, hitting her head as she falls down into the lake. Tucker and Dale briefly argue before they realize she isn't getting back up. The two row their boat to the spot where she fell and Dale dives in to save her. From a distance, Chloe sees Dale bringing up an unconscious Allison to their boat and screams out in terror. Tucker calls out to the college students, "We got your friend!" Taking this as a menacing threat, the students run away, which confuses the two hillbillies. Deciding to take the unconscious Allison back to their cabin, hoping that her friends will come by and pick her up in the morning, the two row away.Chad is shown again, drunk, back at the campsite, throwing his axe at a tree as target practice. The frightened students tell Chad that they saw the two hillbillies take Allison away. He picks up his axe and runs to the shore, but it is too late as the two hillbillies carry the girl off into the fog. Next morning, Allison wakes up with a bandage wrapping around her head, dazed and confused upon looking inside the cabin. She spots the bones and a mean-looking, one-eyed dog across the room. Dale then comes in, which terrifies the young girl, and panics the shy hillbilly, who only came in to give her pancakes. Assuming she didn't like them, he goes back to make something else. Meanwhile, the college students are discussing what they thought they saw when Allison was being carried away, with Chuck saying that it looked like "one of them was eating her face", an obvious misinterpretation of CPR. Naomi then suggests calling the police, which Chad disagrees with, seeing it as a chance to fight evil without any rules or regulations, remarking "it's us against them." Chuck volunteers to take his father's truck to find help, which Chad is put off by but says he can leave if he wants to. Chuck runs off much to Chloe's dismay.Jason spots the cabin around the corner and alerts his friends. They all fear approaching the cabin, save for Mitchell who claims that they may not be psycho killers. Chloe then suggests he should just walk up and knock on their door, which Mitchell snarks at but reveals he is also afraid. Back in the cabin, Dale returns with eggs and bacon and gives it to Allison. The two talk for awhile, in which Dale says the cabin is Tucker's new vacation home, introduces himself, and the mean, one-eyed dog, named Jangers, who is actually sweet and tender. He tells her she hit her head after she slipped into the lake and Tucker and Dale rescued her from drowning. He then says her friends ran off, which he takes it as an immediate reaction to a sudden crisis, and hopes they'll return to pick her up. Throughout their conversation, Dale shows his anxiety from talking to a high-class woman and attempts to clean the place up. Allison asks if there is anything fun to do in the meantime, which Dale suggests a board game, Trivi-Up.Back to the college students, Chad, Mitchell, Mike, and Todd play rock, paper, scissors to send of their own to the cabin to investigate. Mitchell loses. He fearfully approaches the cabin while Tucker prepares a chainsaw to cut through some wood. He looks up and spots Dale and Allison playing the board game and having fun, which he enviously claims "Damn Romeo." He begins cutting through the wood, not knowing a bee hive is hiding within, which he accidentally cuts through. The bees swarm Tucker, which prompts him to swing his chainsaw madly and run from them. Mitchell spots this and mistakes this as being attacked. He yells at his friends to run before running off into the woods himself, with Tucker following. The two run deep until they both turn to briefly look at each other before Mitchell runs straight into a large tree branch, which impales him through his gut. Tucker continues running away from the bees. A dying Mitchell spots a lone bee hovering near him and has a look of realization before dying.Meanwhile, Allison and Dale continue their game of Trivi-Up, where Dale reveals that he has a weird brain, in which he's extremely dumb but can remember everything he hears. Allison remarks that he isn't dumb and that makes him quite brilliant, telling him there is a difference between education and intellect. She tells Dale that she plans on getting a Bachelor's Degree in Psychology. She admits that it's a dumb dream but Dale professes that dreams aren't dumb and supports her. Tucker then comes in, swollen-faced and angry at Dale for not helping him. He goes to the cooler to wash his face with beer as Dale goes to take out the stingers. He tells Allison that he saw her friend out there, running away, which he assumed must be because he was allergic to bees. Allison tries to go out there and find them but Dale tells her to rest and that both Tucker and himself will find them.The college students find Mitchell's body hanging from the branch and see it as a warning from the hillbillies to stay out of their woods. This provokes Chad even further into insanity by breaking Chloe's phone and throwing his axe, which nearly hits Jason. They then hear Tucker and Dale approaching and hide behind a tree. They listen in on a conversation of Dale beating Allison at a game of Trivi-Up and mistakes it as him torturing their friend. Tucker then calls out "College kids!" which terrifies them. He repeatedly calls them out louder, until the two decide to leave them a message with Chad's axe in case they return. Dale engraves a message on to the log and leaves behind the axe. When the coast is clear, the college kids walk up to see the message: WE GOT UR FREIND.At the cabin, Tucker is chipping away wood via the wood chipper while Dale digs a hole for the outhouse. Allison, who re-fashioned Dale's clothes to fit her, approaches him and volunteers to help out, which Dale refuses, but is surprised to see the high-class college girl able to dig at an outhouse hole. She confesses she grew up on a farm and had to work there. The college students return, hiding behind some bushes and see Allison digging away at a hole while Dale watches in amazement. They quickly assume she is digging her own grave. Todd holds his spear, Chad readies his axe, and Mike prepares his pocket knife, and they split up into three groups, with Mike, Chloe, and Naomi going after Tucker, Todd going after Dale, and Chad and Jason remain where they are. Once they all get into position, Chad makes his call to charge, which catches Dale's attention and sees Chloe and Naomi from a distance. He calls out to them as Allison hears Todd charging at Dale with a makeshift spear. She calls out Dale's name, which makes him turn to see Todd before accidentally knocking Allison out with his shovel and slipping into the outhouse hole next to an unconscious Allison. Todd then trips on a branch, flings the spear next to Dale and falls onto it.As this is occurring, Mike sneaks behind Tucker, who is still casually throwing wood into the wood chipper and takes out his pocket knife. He flings forward, preparing to stab him, but timed it wrong when Tucker bent down to pick up another log and falling head first into the wood chipper. Tucker panics as blood spurts out and splatters all over Chloe. He grabs hold of the legs and tries to pull Mike out but to no avail. The machine shuts down and a frightened Tucker ignorantly asks "Are you okay?" before frustratingly kicking the machine.Dale, covered in Todd's blood, runs into the cabin with an unconscious Allison and panics at what he just saw. Tucker follows, covered in Mike's blood. The two panic and contemplate that the college students must be some sort of psychotic suicide pact and runs around the woods killing themselves. They hide all the sharp objects in hopes of avoiding anymore needless deaths. Dale suggests calling the cops but Tucker claims that it will only bring more trouble as it can label the two as killers, adding that only a moron would believe college kids are killing themselves in their property. Tucker then suggests hiding the bodies.The college kids regroup, with Chloe desperately trying to light a cigarette while covered in Mike's blood and Naomi asking why didn't they go for help before, all the while Chad is casually sharpening his axe. They all agree to go get help except for Chad, who wants to continue his survival game. He remarks that it is "us against them" and says that they must destroy evil in order to live and anyone who tries to run deserves to die, which disgusts Jason. Suddenly, they hear sirens from the distance. Chuck is inside the passenger seat of the cop car, the same one that pulled Tucker and Dale over, and brakes upon seeing Chloe approach them. Naomi, Chloe, and Jason hurry into the back with Chad cursing at them from afar and running off on his own.Tucker and Dale, in the meantime, try to get Mike's lower half out of the wood chipper, which makes Dale very queasy. The successfully take it out and drag it out only to see the cop car stop in front of them. The sheriff tells the kids to stay in the car while he goes and takes care of business. He then begins to interrogate the two hillbillies, with Tucker doing most of the talking. Without a proper excuse, Tucker merely comes out with the truth: that the college kids are psychos and are killing themselves all over their property. An afraid Dale begins to blabber out that Allison, who is inside their bedroom, unconscious in their cabin, can tell him, which frustrates Tucker and makes the sheriff that much more suspicious. The two lead him into the cabin which makes the college kids panic.Inside, the sheriff investigates Allison's conditions and says she's not braindead and will recover. He then tells the two that he warned them about the woods and told them to stay away. The sheriff confesses that the two could be taken in for involuntary manslaughter, if they are lucky, and as he is saying this, he leans on the weak wooden pillar, which Tucker and Dale both warn him about, but is too late as the beam comes flying down with the nailed board and impales the sheriff through the head. Still alive and managing to step outside, the sheriff lugs to his car as Tucker, Dale, and the college kids look on in fear, and attempts to call for help via radio before falling dead. Dale and Tucker argue over fixing that beam while Naomi, Chloe, and Jason panic from the back as they are locked inside. Chuck, from the passenger seat, spots the sheriff's gun and runs outside to shoot at the two hillbillies. Seeing that the gun isn't firing, Dale, in panic, suggests that the safety might still be on and Chuck stupidly turns the gun around for the safety and points the barrel towards his head, accidentally pulling the trigger as he turns off the safety. Goodbye Chuck.Tucker yells at the kids to be more careful as Chad comes in from behind, picks up the gun and starts shooting at them. Dale and Tucker run inside and lay on the ground in order to avoid the gunshots. Tucker blames Dale for the situation they're in and Dale responds by saying that they shouldn't have gone fishing, which he confesses to hate. This hurts Tucker's feelings. More shots are fired until they hear a dog bark outside. Tucker asks where Janger is which makes Dale panic, crawl towards the window, and see that Chad is holding the dog hostage, with the other three, now freed from the car, watching. Tucker then comes up with a plan to have Dale use the nail gun to create a distraction while Tucker himself goes outside and frees Janger. The two make their move as Dale shoots the nail gun close to the kids but not at them. Tucker runs around from behind and uses camouflage to reach Janger. As both Dale and Chad shoot at each other, Tucker successfully reaches Janger as Chad runs out of bullets and threatens Dale's dog. Tucker frees Janger but is caught by the ignorant college kids.Tucker runs into the woods in fear and is chased by the kids. He hides behind a log, much like the woman in the Memorial Day Massacre, and attempts to camouflage. It works until Chad spots him and knocks him out with a punch. Moments later, Tucker wakes up to see himself dangling upside down from a tree. He remarks to them "what the hell is wrong with you kids?" which provokes Chad, who tells Jason to hold him steady, and says that Tucker is pure evil before proceeding to chop off his finger for their fallen friends.Back in the cabin, Allison wakes up to see Dale wiping her head and covered in blood. She asks what happened and Dale cannot seem to tell her, crying in shock and anxiety. She comforts him and calms him down. Dale then asks if her friends are crazy before telling her that they have been killing themselves, then tried to kill Tucker and himself, before trying to kill his dog. She then remembers Todd running at them with a spear and begins to look confused. Dale says that her friends seem to enjoy killing and panics when the door starts banging. She tries to calm him down by saying her friends would never hurt anybody but then hears Chad scream "Die hillbilly!" from the outside. She goes out to check and sees the corpses of the sheriff and her friends and is repulsed. She looks down to see a bloodied cloth on the doorstep. Allison comes back in and Dale recognizes the cloth to belong to Tucker's shirt. They unwrap it to see two bloody fingers and a note. The note says: NOW WE GOT YOUR FRIEND. TRY AND GET HIM BACK.Dale musters up his courage and decides to go out and save Tucker. He grabs a machete and prepares to walk out. Allison tries to stop him saying they shouldn't instigate things and defends her friends by saying that they must be trying to protect her. Dale gets offended and asks why they would think such things. Allison confesses it is because he is a hillbilly, and both her and her friends misjudged him. Dale seems to accept this and depresses him. Before he departs, he asks Allison to tell her friends he is harmless and never wanted to hurt anybody.Dale goes out into the woods, calling out Tucker's name and holding his machete. He comes across puddles of blood and Tucker's hat and sees the corpse of Mitchell, still dangling from the branch. Shaken, Dale presses onward when he hears Tucker respond to his calls. He sees Tucker dangling upside down and approaches him. As he's walking, Tucker tells him it's a trap and Dale accidentally sets it off. Thankfully, he stood still and the makeshift spear only cut through his pants leg. He cuts down Tucker, who falls headfirst onto the ground and comments that their vacation sucks.Night comes, and Chad and Naomi sneak into the cabin, looking for Allison. They creep in and see her standing in the bedroom and whispers to her. When they are notified that nobody else is home, they calm down and speak normally. Chad asks her what they did to her, which she replies that she is perfectly fine and all this has been a huge misunderstanding. Chad ignores this and proceeds to burn the cabin down. Allison yells at him to stop and that it is their vacation home. Chad becomes enraged and tries to persuade Allison that Tucker and Dale are evil men and that he was trying to save her. She retorts by saying they saved her life. Naomi makes a comment that Allison developed Stockholm Syndrome, which angers Chad. He questions Allison on whether if she has truly fallen in love with Dale. He lunges at her with his axe until Tucker and Dale rush in to save her. They both prepare to lunge at each other with their weapons until Allison comes between them and sways them both to calm down, sit, and drink tea (which Tucker makes a sarcastic remark that he'll bring out the finger sandwiches).She sits Chad on one end of the table and Dale on the other and begins serving them tea. Chad asks her if it's Chamomile Tea and says that he cannot drink it if it is as it'll harm his asthma. She says it's Earl Grey. After serving tea, she begins the therapy session. She will allow both sides to tell their sides of the story and to consider their perspective. Chad complies and begins way back before he was born, twenty years ago, during the Memorial Day Massacre.His parents were among the partying college kids who were killed by the two hillbillies. His mother, revealed to be the blonde woman who ran away into the woods only to be caught by one of them, was the lone survivor of the massacre. She was brought back to camp, where she lied next to her lover, Chad's father, who didn't know she was pregnant with Chad, and reached for a knife in the toolbox next to her. With it, she tried freeing him. When one of the hillbillies tried grabbing her, she stabbed him in the leg and escaped. This caused the hillbillies to throw Chad's father into an incinerator and watched him burn to death. The woman eventually birthed Chad and had to be institutionalized afterwards. He heard the story from his grandmother.As the flashback ends and Chad explains why he holds deep hatred towards hillbillies, Dale defends himself and Tucker by saying they were much too young to be part of such an event and says that he's harmless, saying he can't even hurt a fish. Outside, Jason and Chloe sneak around to a window, claiming that if Chad and Naomi had not returned in fifteen minutes, the two of them would charge in. Allison asks how both of them feel after telling their stories, Dale admits he feels better. Suddenly, Jason barges in with a weed whacker and charges towards Tucker, who narrowly dodges the spinning blades. Jason accidentally strikes Naomi's face and begins mutilating her. Chad throws the table forward onto Dale and tries hacking him with an axe only to be punched by Tucker. Chad grabs a lit lamp and throws at the two, but misses and accidentally hits Jason's leg. He catches on fire and begins to panic, with Tucker and Dale advising him to stop, drop, and roll. Chloe grabs a jar and tries to douse the fire only to ignite Jason even further. He flings himself around madly and finally falls over, burning to death, and igniting the gasoline Chad was pouring moments earlier. Shocked, Chloe lights a cigarette next to piles of gasoline cans, which Dale admits that he should've moved those earlier. Tucker, Dale, and Allison make a run for it, followed by Chad but is held by Naomi, who is begging for his help. The cabin explodes as the three narrowly make it out, killing Jason, Chloe, Chad, and Naomi. Tucker and Dale stare shocked at their vacation home incinerating and Allison states that she is a terrible therapist, which Dale disagrees with. Just as things calmed down, Chad emerges, half of his body burned. The three run to the pickup truck and try to start the truck as Chad slowly limps to them, axe in hand. They finally get it started and drive away. As Dale mocks the college kids, he loses his focus and drives into a tree.Dale wakes up with Janger licking him and sees that Allison is missing and Tucker lying beside a tree, bleeding heavily. He approaches his friend and tries to help him. He tells Dale that Chad took Allison away and to go after her, much to Dale's dismay. He admits to him that he was always better at everything and he sees the way Allison and Dale look at each other. Proclaiming their friendship, Dale promises to return for Tucker and runs off with Janger, who can lead him to Allison.Come sun rise, Dale and Janger reach an abandoned lumber mill. He leaves behind Janger and presses on alone. Chad tied Allison up to a log next to a saw, ala a classical Western villain. He says that she turned hillbilly on him and if she begs and apologizes, he will let her go, and kisses her. Feeling that the kiss wasn't right, he decides to give her a second shot and licks her face. He hears banging from outside and smiles. Outside, Dale breaks open the tool shed and straps himself up with various weapons. He equips himself with a welder's mask and a chainsaw before charging in. Inside, Allison gets frightened by Dale's appearance and he reveals himself to her. Using a knife, he attempts to cut the ropes, while Chad starts the intercom and begins making threats to Dale and Allison. The machine starts and the log Allison is tied slowly begins to saw it vertically in half. Dale continues to struggle with the ropes until Chad appears and attacks Dale. He throws his axe at him but misses and the two fight each other, Chad with a metal pipe and Dale with his chainsaw. Chad gains the upper hand until Dale stabs him in the leg with a knife strapped to his boot and elbows him in the stomach, reaches forward, grabs the axe, and with a lucky throw, cuts Allison's ropes loose. With the girl away from danger, Chad and Dale continue their fight. Dale throws his chainsaw at him to keep him off-balance.Allison and Dale run upstairs and locks the door behind them. Dale looks around for something to stab Chad with while something catches Allison's eye. Allison calls out to Dale as he looks at a box of Chamomile Tea and shows him an old newspaper. The headline states that one of the killers of the Memorial Day Massacre was caught by some policemen, one of them happening to be the same sheriff back at the cabin. The killer bared strong resemblance with Chad. It is revealed through the article that the survivor was tortured and raped before being freed.Chad suddenly emerges with the chainsaw and threatens the two. Dale is knocked to the ground and just as when Chad prepared for the killing blow, Dale shows him the newspaper article and says that he too is hillbilly. Refusing to accept this, Allison remarks that he is indeed "half hillbilly." Just as Chad is occupied with the newspaper article, Dale attempts to grab hold of the box of Chamomile Tea. Chad grows angry and proclaims that "everything is a lie" and lunges forward. Dale grabs some of the tea powder and flings it at Chad. His asthma begins to act up and Dale reveals that he won't be harmed just as Chad steps backwards through a window and falls to the ground. Allison and Dale look down and sees Chad presumably dead.Night comes as a squadron of cops investigate the mill. The reporter and her cameraman that appeared in the beginning of the film report a mass suicide of college students and a deranged killer that is responsible for it remains at large. Tucker watches this as he recovers from a hospital. Dale comes in, clean and well-groomed, and sees how his friend is doing. Tucker reveals he got his fingers back, and high from prescription medication, realizes that one of his fingers look different. It appears as though they got Chloe's finger with a red painted nail and mistook it as Tucker's and sewed it onto him. Dale brings his friend cold beer with a bendy straw and reveals that he is going out bowling with Allison. Tucker congratulates his friend for overcoming his fear of women.At the bowling alley, Allison proves to be a fantastic bowler. One of Dale's friend, BJ, who seeks advice on how to get women such as Allison to like him, asks Dale for help, who gives him the same advice Tucker gave him a few days earlier. He directs BJ to go talk to one of the young woman playing with her friends not so far away. As he leaves, Allison and Dale are left by themselves. Dale gives Allison a gift: a pink helmet that suits her accident-prone nature, and the two confess love for each other before kissing. In the back, BJ accidentally knocks out one of the women and starts to carry her but the two continue kissing.

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text: in

text: their

text: truck

text: Dale

text: who

text: has

text: an

text: inferiority

text: complex

text: begins

text: staring

text: at

text: the

text: college

text: girls

text: particularly

text: Allison

text: and

text: feels

text: that

text: girls

text: like

text: them

text: can

text: not

text: mix

text: well

text: with

text: a

text: guy

text: like

text: himself

text: Tucker

text: tries

text: to

text: uplift

text: his

text: friends

text: spirit

text: and

text: advises

text: to

text: go

text: talk

text: to

text: the

text: girls

text: telling

text: him

text: to

text: just

text: smile

text: and

text: laugh

text: when

text: he

text: gets

text: nervous

text: Taking

text: the

text: advice

text: Dale

text: while

text: holding

text: a

text: bush

text: whacking

text: scythe

text: approaches

text: the

text: girls

text: and

text: attempts

text: to

text: strike

text: up

text: a

text: conversation

text: laughing

text: nervously

text: while

text: doing

text: so

text: This

text: easily

text: terrifies

text: the

text: girls

text: which

text: makes

text: Chad

text: step

text: in

text: and

text: scare

text: off

text: the

text: nervous

text: hillbilly

text: The

text: college

text: students

text: continue

text: on

text: their

text: road

text: trip

text: while

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: drive

text: to

text: their

text: newly

text: acquired

text: vacation

text: home

text: which

text: the

text: two

text: were

text: dreaming

text: of

text: getting

text: all

text: the

text: while

text: Tucker

text: continues

text: giving

text: advice

text: to

text: Dale

text: that

text: Life

text: is

text: short

text: you

text: got

text: ta

text: go

text: after

text: what

text: you

text: want

text: He

text: then

text: drops

text: beer

text: upon

text: his

text: lap

text: and

text: Dale

text: goes

text: down

text: to

text: clean

text: it

text: up

text: Suddenly

text: a

text: cop

text: car

text: is

text: following

text: them

text: which

text: Tucker

text: slightly

text: panics

text: and

text: pulls

text: over

text: with

text: Dale

text: struggling

text: to

text: get

text: free

text: finally

text: pulling

text: himself

text: up

text: without

text: his

text: shirt

text: on

text: as

text: the

text: cop

text: reaches

text: their

text: window

text: Tucker

text: hands

text: him

text: his

text: temporary

text: license

text: as

text: he

text: lost

text: his

text: and

text: a

text: new

text: one

text: is

text: being

text: delivered

text: via

text: mail

text: The

text: cop

text: begins

text: interrogating

text: the

text: two

text: and

text: asks

text: where

text: they

text: are

text: headed

text: Tucker

text: states

text: they

text: are

text: heading

text: to

text: their

text: new

text: vacation

text: home

text: in

text: the

text: woods

text: The

text: cop

text: warns

text: them

text: to

text: stay

text: away

text: from

text: that

text: place

text: as

text: dangerous

text: things

text: happened

text: there

text: and

text: tells

text: them

text: they

text: have

text: a

text: busted

text: tail

text: light

text: before

text: leaving

text: The

text: two

text: finally

text: reach

text: their

text: old

text: cabin

text: which

text: they

text: call

text: a

text: fixer

text: upper

text: seemingly

text: impressed

text: by

text: the

text: shoddy

text: wooden

text: house

text: The

text: two

text: go

text: inside

text: to

text: see

text: bones

text: hanging

text: from

text: the

text: ceiling

text: which

text: Tucker

text: assumes

text: belonged

text: to

text: an

text: archaeologist

text: and

text: newspaper

text: clippings

text: on

text: a

text: wall

text: all

text: of

text: which

text: connected

text: to

text: the

text: Memorial

text: Day

text: Massacre

text: but

text: ignored

text: by

text: the

text: two

text: friends

text: as

text: they

text: caught

text: eye

text: of

text: a

text: coupon

text: instead

text: The

text: cabin

text: is

text: obviously

text: falling

text: apart

text: as

text: when

text: Tucker

text: leans

text: on

text: a

text: pillar

text: it

text: creaks

text: and

text: a

text: beam

text: of

text: wood

text: with

text: nails

text: poking

text: through

text: the

text: end

text: of

text: it

text: falls

text: Dale

text: saves

text: Tucker

text: from

text: being

text: impaled

text: through

text: the

text: head

text: and

text: the

text: two

text: agree

text: to

text: fix

text: that

text: as

text: soon

text: as

text: possible

text: Meanwhile

text: the

text: college

text: students

text: set

text: up

text: camp

text: and

text: are

text: sitting

text: around

text: a

text: campfire

text: Chuck

text: asks

text: if

text: they

text: all

text: want

text: to

text: hear

text: a

text: scary

text: story

text: which

text: they

text: all

text: verbally

text: reply

text: No

text: Chad

text: then

text: comes

text: in

text: and

text: asks

text: if

text: they

text: want

text: to

text: hear

text: a

text: real

text: scary

text: story

text: in

text: which

text: the

text: others

text: comply

text: He

text: begins

text: taking

text: his

text: inhaler

text: he

text: has

text: asthma

text: and

text: starts

text: with

text: the

text: Memorial

text: Day

text: Massacre

text: which

text: occurred

text: twenty

text: years

text: ago

text: at

text: the

text: very

text: woods

text: they

text: are

text: camping

text: on

text: Six

text: college

text: students

text: were

text: out

text: partying

text: on

text: the

text: woods

text: until

text: two

text: psychotic

text: hillbillies

text: approach

text: them

text: menacingly

text: One

text: of

text: them

text: holds

text: a

text: saw

text: blade

text: which

text: he

text: scratches

text: the

text: back

text: of

text: his

text: neck

text: with

text: and

text: flings

text: it

text: at

text: one

text: of

text: the

text: male

text: students

text: which

text: cuts

text: through

text: the

text: middle

text: of

text: his

text: head

text: The

text: second

text: comes

text: in

text: and

text: approaches

text: a

text: girl

text: who

text: backs

text: away

text: to

text: a

text: tree

text: and

text: stabs

text: her

text: throat

text: A

text: blonde

text: girl

text: goes

text: running

text: through

text: the

text: woods

text: and

text: falls

text: down

text: a

text: hill

text: Crawling

text: away

text: and

text: hiding

text: behind

text: a

text: log

text: she

text: is

text: found

text: by

text: one

text: of

text: the

text: killers

text: and

text: watches

text: as

text: the

text: weapon

text: comes

text: down

text: The

text: flashback

text: ends

text: with

text: Chad

text: saying

text: there

text: no

text: bodies

text: were

text: found

text: and

text: only

text: one

text: lone

text: survivor

text: lived

text: to

text: tell

text: the

text: story

text: The

text: whole

text: group

text: looks

text: mortified

text: and

text: terrified

text: until

text: Mike

text: comes

text: in

text: and

text: says

text: that

text: there

text: is

text: a

text: lake

text: nearby

text: and

text: asks

text: if

text: they

text: wanted

text: to

text: go

text: skinny

text: dipping

text: Relieved

text: by

text: the

text: dramatic

text: tension

text: they

text: all

text: agree

text: It

text: gets

text: dark

text: and

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: is

text: shown

text: fishing

text: on

text: a

text: boat

text: out

text: on

text: the

text: lake

text: Dale

text: and

text: Tucker

text: reach

text: in

text: their

text: cooler

text: to

text: see

text: that

text: there

text: is

text: only

text: one

text: beer

text: left

text: in

text: which

text: Dale

text: gives

text: to

text: Tucker

text: who

text: then

text: advises

text: him

text: to

text: stand

text: up

text: for

text: himself

text: after

text: calling

text: him

text: hopeless

text: Allison

text: prepares

text: to

text: go

text: skinny

text: dipping

text: and

text: hears

text: a

text: noise

text: Turning

text: around

text: she

text: sees

text: that

text: it

text: is

text: Chad

text: scaring

text: her

text: with

text: an

text: axe

text: She

text: is

text: easily

text: turned

text: off

text: by

text: it

text: but

text: it

text: approached

text: by

text: the

text: drunk

text: Chad

text: who

text: begins

text: to

text: tell

text: her

text: to

text: drop

text: the

text: act

text: of

text: pretending

text: to

text: be

text: better

text: than

text: everybody

text: He

text: then

text: confesses

text: that

text: he

text: 's

text: glad

text: the

text: two

text: get

text: to

text: spend

text: time

text: together

text: before

text: trying

text: to

text: kiss

text: her

text: Allison

text: backs

text: away

text: telling

text: him

text: he

text: 's

text: drunk

text: which

text: he

text: says

text: is

text: a

text: good

text: thing

text: as

text: it

text: lowers

text: his

text: inhibition

text: He

text: then

text: tries

text: kissing

text: her

text: again

text: which

text: makes

text: Allison

text: push

text: him

text: away

text: again

text: before

text: leaving

text: The

text: rest

text: of

text: the

text: students

text: take

text: off

text: their

text: clothes

text: and

text: drop

text: into

text: the

text: lake

text: which

text: captures

text: the

text: attention

text: of

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: who

text: can

text: easily

text: see

text: from

text: a

text: distance

text: a

text: topless

text: Chloe

text: Dale

text: is

text: immediately

text: put

text: off

text: at

text: the

text: thought

text: of

text: being

text: near

text: them

text: while

text: Tucker

text: tries

text: to

text: row

text: the

text: boat

text: closer

text: to

text: get

text: a

text: better

text: look

text: Dale

text: attempts

text: to

text: row

text: the

text: other

text: way

text: until

text: Tucker

text: catches

text: glimpse

text: of

text: Allison

text: taking

text: off

text: her

text: clothes

text: save

text: for

text: her

text: bra

text: and

text: panties

text: on

text: top

text: of

text: a

text: rock

text: Dale

text: looks

text: away

text: and

text: tells

text: Tucker

text: to

text: row

text: the

text: boat

text: and

text: calls

text: him

text: a

text: Peeping

text: Tom

text: Allison

text: begins

text: climbing

text: down

text: the

text: rock

text: until

text: Dale

text: accidentally

text: shouts

text: Tucker

text: 's

text: name

text: which

text: prompts

text: her

text: to

text: turn

text: around

text: and

text: slip

text: in

text: fear

text: hitting

text: her

text: head

text: as

text: she

text: falls

text: down

text: into

text: the

text: lake

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: briefly

text: argue

text: before

text: they

text: realize

text: she

text: is

text: n't

text: getting

text: back

text: up

text: The

text: two

text: row

text: their

text: boat

text: to

text: the

text: spot

text: where

text: she

text: fell

text: and

text: Dale

text: dives

text: in

text: to

text: save

text: her

text: From

text: a

text: distance

text: Chloe

text: sees

text: Dale

text: bringing

text: up

text: an

text: unconscious

text: Allison

text: to

text: their

text: boat

text: and

text: screams

text: out

text: in

text: terror

text: Tucker

text: calls

text: out

text: to

text: the

text: college

text: students

text: We

text: got

text: your

text: friend

text: Taking

text: this

text: as

text: a

text: menacing

text: threat

text: the

text: students

text: run

text: away

text: which

text: confuses

text: the

text: two

text: hillbillies

text: Deciding

text: to

text: take

text: the

text: unconscious

text: Allison

text: back

text: to

text: their

text: cabin

text: hoping

text: that

text: her

text: friends

text: will

text: come

text: by

text: and

text: pick

text: her

text: up

text: in

text: the

text: morning

text: the

text: two

text: row

text: away

text: Chad

text: is

text: shown

text: again

text: drunk

text: back

text: at

text: the

text: campsite

text: throwing

text: his

text: axe

text: at

text: a

text: tree

text: as

text: target

text: practice

text: The

text: frightened

text: students

text: tell

text: Chad

text: that

text: they

text: saw

text: the

text: two

text: hillbillies

text: take

text: Allison

text: away

text: He

text: picks

text: up

text: his

text: axe

text: and

text: runs

text: to

text: the

text: shore

text: but

text: it

text: is

text: too

text: late

text: as

text: the

text: two

text: hillbillies

text: carry

text: the

text: girl

text: off

text: into

text: the

text: fog

text: Next

text: morning

text: Allison

text: wakes

text: up

text: with

text: a

text: bandage

text: wrapping

text: around

text: her

text: head

text: dazed

text: and

text: confused

text: upon

text: looking

text: inside

text: the

text: cabin

text: She

text: spots

text: the

text: bones

text: and

text: a

text: mean

text: looking

text: one

text: eyed

text: dog

text: across

text: the

text: room

text: Dale

text: then

text: comes

text: in

text: which

text: terrifies

text: the

text: young

text: girl

text: and

text: panics

text: the

text: shy

text: hillbilly

text: who

text: only

text: came

text: in

text: to

text: give

text: her

text: pancakes

text: Assuming

text: she

text: did

text: n't

text: like

text: them

text: he

text: goes

text: back

text: to

text: make

text: something

text: else

text: Meanwhile

text: the

text: college

text: students

text: are

text: discussing

text: what

text: they

text: thought

text: they

text: saw

text: when

text: Allison

text: was

text: being

text: carried

text: away

text: with

text: Chuck

text: saying

text: that

text: it

text: looked

text: like

text: one

text: of

text: them

text: was

text: eating

text: her

text: face

text: an

text: obvious

text: misinterpretation

text: of

text: CPR

text: Naomi

text: then

text: suggests

text: calling

text: the

text: police

text: which

text: Chad

text: disagrees

text: with

text: seeing

text: it

text: as

text: a

text: chance

text: to

text: fight

text: evil

text: without

text: any

text: rules

text: or

text: regulations

text: remarking

text: it

text: 's

text: us

text: against

text: them

text: Chuck

text: volunteers

text: to

text: take

text: his

text: father

text: 's

text: truck

text: to

text: find

text: help

text: which

text: Chad

text: is

text: put

text: off

text: by

text: but

text: says

text: he

text: can

text: leave

text: if

text: he

text: wants

text: to

text: Chuck

text: runs

text: off

text: much

text: to

text: Chloe

text: 's

text: dismay

text: Jason

text: spots

text: the

text: cabin

text: around

text: the

text: corner

text: and

text: alerts

text: his

text: friends

text: They

text: all

text: fear

text: approaching

text: the

text: cabin

text: save

text: for

text: Mitchell

text: who

text: claims

text: that

text: they

text: may

text: not

text: be

text: psycho

text: killers

text: Chloe

text: then

text: suggests

text: he

text: should

text: just

text: walk

text: up

text: and

text: knock

text: on

text: their

text: door

text: which

text: Mitchell

text: snarks

text: at

text: but

text: reveals

text: he

text: is

text: also

text: afraid

text: Back

text: in

text: the

text: cabin

text: Dale

text: returns

text: with

text: eggs

text: and

text: bacon

text: and

text: gives

text: it

text: to

text: Allison

text: The

text: two

text: talk

text: for

text: awhile

text: in

text: which

text: Dale

text: says

text: the

text: cabin

text: is

text: Tucker

text: 's

text: new

text: vacation

text: home

text: introduces

text: himself

text: and

text: the

text: mean

text: one

text: eyed

text: dog

text: named

text: Jangers

text: who

text: is

text: actually

text: sweet

text: and

text: tender

text: He

text: tells

text: her

text: she

text: hit

text: her

text: head

text: after

text: she

text: slipped

text: into

text: the

text: lake

text: and

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: rescued

text: her

text: from

text: drowning

text: He

text: then

text: says

text: her

text: friends

text: ran

text: off

text: which

text: he

text: takes

text: it

text: as

text: an

text: immediate

text: reaction

text: to

text: a

text: sudden

text: crisis

text: and

text: hopes

text: they

text: 'll

text: return

text: to

text: pick

text: her

text: up

text: Throughout

text: their

text: conversation

text: Dale

text: shows

text: his

text: anxiety

text: from

text: talking

text: to

text: a

text: high

text: class

text: woman

text: and

text: attempts

text: to

text: clean

text: the

text: place

text: up

text: Allison

text: asks

text: if

text: there

text: is

text: anything

text: fun

text: to

text: do

text: in

text: the

text: meantime

text: which

text: Dale

text: suggests

text: a

text: board

text: game

text: Trivi

text: Up

text: Back

text: to

text: the

text: college

text: students

text: Chad

text: Mitchell

text: Mike

text: and

text: Todd

text: play

text: rock

text: paper

text: scissors

text: to

text: send

text: of

text: their

text: own

text: to

text: the

text: cabin

text: to

text: investigate

text: Mitchell

text: loses

text: He

text: fearfully

text: approaches

text: the

text: cabin

text: while

text: Tucker

text: prepares

text: a

text: chainsaw

text: to

text: cut

text: through

text: some

text: wood

text: He

text: looks

text: up

text: and

text: spots

text: Dale

text: and

text: Allison

text: playing

text: the

text: board

text: game

text: and

text: having

text: fun

text: which

text: he

text: enviously

text: claims

text: Damn

text: Romeo

text: He

text: begins

text: cutting

text: through

text: the

text: wood

text: not

text: knowing

text: a

text: bee

text: hive

text: is

text: hiding

text: within

text: which

text: he

text: accidentally

text: cuts

text: through

text: The

text: bees

text: swarm

text: Tucker

text: which

text: prompts

text: him

text: to

text: swing

text: his

text: chainsaw

text: madly

text: and

text: run

text: from

text: them

text: Mitchell

text: spots

text: this

text: and

text: mistakes

text: this

text: as

text: being

text: attacked

text: He

text: yells

text: at

text: his

text: friends

text: to

text: run

text: before

text: running

text: off

text: into

text: the

text: woods

text: himself

text: with

text: Tucker

text: following

text: The

text: two

text: run

text: deep

text: until

text: they

text: both

text: turn

text: to

text: briefly

text: look

text: at

text: each

text: other

text: before

text: Mitchell

text: runs

text: straight

text: into

text: a

text: large

text: tree

text: branch

text: which

text: impales

text: him

text: through

text: his

text: gut

text: Tucker

text: continues

text: running

text: away

text: from

text: the

text: bees

text: A

text: dying

text: Mitchell

text: spots

text: a

text: lone

text: bee

text: hovering

text: near

text: him

text: and

text: has

text: a

text: look

text: of

text: realization

text: before

text: dying

text: Meanwhile

text: Allison

text: and

text: Dale

text: continue

text: their

text: game

text: of

text: Trivi

text: Up

text: where

text: Dale

text: reveals

text: that

text: he

text: has

text: a

text: weird

text: brain

text: in

text: which

text: he

text: 's

text: extremely

text: dumb

text: but

text: can

text: remember

text: everything

text: he

text: hears

text: Allison

text: remarks

text: that

text: he

text: is

text: n't

text: dumb

text: and

text: that

text: makes

text: him

text: quite

text: brilliant

text: telling

text: him

text: there

text: is

text: a

text: difference

text: between

text: education

text: and

text: intellect

text: She

text: tells

text: Dale

text: that

text: she

text: plans

text: on

text: getting

text: a

text: Bachelor

text: 's

text: Degree

text: in

text: Psychology

text: She

text: admits

text: that

text: it

text: 's

text: a

text: dumb

text: dream

text: but

text: Dale

text: professes

text: that

text: dreams

text: are

text: n't

text: dumb

text: and

text: supports

text: her

text: Tucker

text: then

text: comes

text: in

text: swollen

text: faced

text: and

text: angry

text: at

text: Dale

text: for

text: not

text: helping

text: him

text: He

text: goes

text: to

text: the

text: cooler

text: to

text: wash

text: his

text: face

text: with

text: beer

text: as

text: Dale

text: goes

text: to

text: take

text: out

text: the

text: stingers

text: He

text: tells

text: Allison

text: that

text: he

text: saw

text: her

text: friend

text: out

text: there

text: running

text: away

text: which

text: he

text: assumed

text: must

text: be

text: because

text: he

text: was

text: allergic

text: to

text: bees

text: Allison

text: tries

text: to

text: go

text: out

text: there

text: and

text: find

text: them

text: but

text: Dale

text: tells

text: her

text: to

text: rest

text: and

text: that

text: both

text: Tucker

text: and

text: himself

text: will

text: find

text: them

text: The

text: college

text: students

text: find

text: Mitchell

text: 's

text: body

text: hanging

text: from

text: the

text: branch

text: and

text: see

text: it

text: as

text: a

text: warning

text: from

text: the

text: hillbillies

text: to

text: stay

text: out

text: of

text: their

text: woods

text: This

text: provokes

text: Chad

text: even

text: further

text: into

text: insanity

text: by

text: breaking

text: Chloe

text: 's

text: phone

text: and

text: throwing

text: his

text: axe

text: which

text: nearly

text: hits

text: Jason

text: They

text: then

text: hear

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: approaching

text: and

text: hide

text: behind

text: a

text: tree

text: They

text: listen

text: in

text: on

text: a

text: conversation

text: of

text: Dale

text: beating

text: Allison

text: at

text: a

text: game

text: of

text: Trivi

text: Up

text: and

text: mistakes

text: it

text: as

text: him

text: torturing

text: their

text: friend

text: Tucker

text: then

text: calls

text: out

text: College

text: kids

text: which

text: terrifies

text: them

text: He

text: repeatedly

text: calls

text: them

text: out

text: louder

text: until

text: the

text: two

text: decide

text: to

text: leave

text: them

text: a

text: message

text: with

text: Chad

text: 's

text: axe

text: in

text: case

text: they

text: return

text: Dale

text: engraves

text: a

text: message

text: on

text: to

text: the

text: log

text: and

text: leaves

text: behind

text: the

text: axe

text: When

text: the

text: coast

text: is

text: clear

text: the

text: college

text: kids

text: walk

text: up

text: to

text: see

text: the

text: message

text: WE

text: GOT

text: UR

text: FREIND.At

text: the

text: cabin

text: Tucker

text: is

text: chipping

text: away

text: wood

text: via

text: the

text: wood

text: chipper

text: while

text: Dale

text: digs

text: a

text: hole

text: for

text: the

text: outhouse

text: Allison

text: who

text: re

text: fashioned

text: Dale

text: 's

text: clothes

text: to

text: fit

text: her

text: approaches

text: him

text: and

text: volunteers

text: to

text: help

text: out

text: which

text: Dale

text: refuses

text: but

text: is

text: surprised

text: to

text: see

text: the

text: high

text: class

text: college

text: girl

text: able

text: to

text: dig

text: at

text: an

text: outhouse

text: hole

text: She

text: confesses

text: she

text: grew

text: up

text: on

text: a

text: farm

text: and

text: had

text: to

text: work

text: there

text: The

text: college

text: students

text: return

text: hiding

text: behind

text: some

text: bushes

text: and

text: see

text: Allison

text: digging

text: away

text: at

text: a

text: hole

text: while

text: Dale

text: watches

text: in

text: amazement

text: They

text: quickly

text: assume

text: she

text: is

text: digging

text: her

text: own

text: grave

text: Todd

text: holds

text: his

text: spear

text: Chad

text: readies

text: his

text: axe

text: and

text: Mike

text: prepares

text: his

text: pocket

text: knife

text: and

text: they

text: split

text: up

text: into

text: three

text: groups

text: with

text: Mike

text: Chloe

text: and

text: Naomi

text: going

text: after

text: Tucker

text: Todd

text: going

text: after

text: Dale

text: and

text: Chad

text: and

text: Jason

text: remain

text: where

text: they

text: are

text: Once

text: they

text: all

text: get

text: into

text: position

text: Chad

text: makes

text: his

text: call

text: to

text: charge

text: which

text: catches

text: Dale

text: 's

text: attention

text: and

text: sees

text: Chloe

text: and

text: Naomi

text: from

text: a

text: distance

text: He

text: calls

text: out

text: to

text: them

text: as

text: Allison

text: hears

text: Todd

text: charging

text: at

text: Dale

text: with

text: a

text: makeshift

text: spear

text: She

text: calls

text: out

text: Dale

text: 's

text: name

text: which

text: makes

text: him

text: turn

text: to

text: see

text: Todd

text: before

text: accidentally

text: knocking

text: Allison

text: out

text: with

text: his

text: shovel

text: and

text: slipping

text: into

text: the

text: outhouse

text: hole

text: next

text: to

text: an

text: unconscious

text: Allison

text: Todd

text: then

text: trips

text: on

text: a

text: branch

text: flings

text: the

text: spear

text: next

text: to

text: Dale

text: and

text: falls

text: onto

text: it

text: As

text: this

text: is

text: occurring

text: Mike

text: sneaks

text: behind

text: Tucker

text: who

text: is

text: still

text: casually

text: throwing

text: wood

text: into

text: the

text: wood

text: chipper

text: and

text: takes

text: out

text: his

text: pocket

text: knife

text: He

text: flings

text: forward

text: preparing

text: to

text: stab

text: him

text: but

text: timed

text: it

text: wrong

text: when

text: Tucker

text: bent

text: down

text: to

text: pick

text: up

text: another

text: log

text: and

text: falling

text: head

text: first

text: into

text: the

text: wood

text: chipper

text: Tucker

text: panics

text: as

text: blood

text: spurts

text: out

text: and

text: splatters

text: all

text: over

text: Chloe

text: He

text: grabs

text: hold

text: of

text: the

text: legs

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: pull

text: Mike

text: out

text: but

text: to

text: no

text: avail

text: The

text: machine

text: shuts

text: down

text: and

text: a

text: frightened

text: Tucker

text: ignorantly

text: asks

text: Are

text: you

text: okay

text: before

text: frustratingly

text: kicking

text: the

text: machine

text: Dale

text: covered

text: in

text: Todd

text: 's

text: blood

text: runs

text: into

text: the

text: cabin

text: with

text: an

text: unconscious

text: Allison

text: and

text: panics

text: at

text: what

text: he

text: just

text: saw

text: Tucker

text: follows

text: covered

text: in

text: Mike

text: 's

text: blood

text: The

text: two

text: panic

text: and

text: contemplate

text: that

text: the

text: college

text: students

text: must

text: be

text: some

text: sort

text: of

text: psychotic

text: suicide

text: pact

text: and

text: runs

text: around

text: the

text: woods

text: killing

text: themselves

text: They

text: hide

text: all

text: the

text: sharp

text: objects

text: in

text: hopes

text: of

text: avoiding

text: anymore

text: needless

text: deaths

text: Dale

text: suggests

text: calling

text: the

text: cops

text: but

text: Tucker

text: claims

text: that

text: it

text: will

text: only

text: bring

text: more

text: trouble

text: as

text: it

text: can

text: label

text: the

text: two

text: as

text: killers

text: adding

text: that

text: only

text: a

text: moron

text: would

text: believe

text: college

text: kids

text: are

text: killing

text: themselves

text: in

text: their

text: property

text: Tucker

text: then

text: suggests

text: hiding

text: the

text: bodies

text: The

text: college

text: kids

text: regroup

text: with

text: Chloe

text: desperately

text: trying

text: to

text: light

text: a

text: cigarette

text: while

text: covered

text: in

text: Mike

text: 's

text: blood

text: and

text: Naomi

text: asking

text: why

text: did

text: n't

text: they

text: go

text: for

text: help

text: before

text: all

text: the

text: while

text: Chad

text: is

text: casually

text: sharpening

text: his

text: axe

text: They

text: all

text: agree

text: to

text: go

text: get

text: help

text: except

text: for

text: Chad

text: who

text: wants

text: to

text: continue

text: his

text: survival

text: game

text: He

text: remarks

text: that

text: it

text: is

text: us

text: against

text: them

text: and

text: says

text: that

text: they

text: must

text: destroy

text: evil

text: in

text: order

text: to

text: live

text: and

text: anyone

text: who

text: tries

text: to

text: run

text: deserves

text: to

text: die

text: which

text: disgusts

text: Jason

text: Suddenly

text: they

text: hear

text: sirens

text: from

text: the

text: distance

text: Chuck

text: is

text: inside

text: the

text: passenger

text: seat

text: of

text: the

text: cop

text: car

text: the

text: same

text: one

text: that

text: pulled

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: over

text: and

text: brakes

text: upon

text: seeing

text: Chloe

text: approach

text: them

text: Naomi

text: Chloe

text: and

text: Jason

text: hurry

text: into

text: the

text: back

text: with

text: Chad

text: cursing

text: at

text: them

text: from

text: afar

text: and

text: running

text: off

text: on

text: his

text: own

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: in

text: the

text: meantime

text: try

text: to

text: get

text: Mike

text: 's

text: lower

text: half

text: out

text: of

text: the

text: wood

text: chipper

text: which

text: makes

text: Dale

text: very

text: queasy

text: The

text: successfully

text: take

text: it

text: out

text: and

text: drag

text: it

text: out

text: only

text: to

text: see

text: the

text: cop

text: car

text: stop

text: in

text: front

text: of

text: them

text: The

text: sheriff

text: tells

text: the

text: kids

text: to

text: stay

text: in

text: the

text: car

text: while

text: he

text: goes

text: and

text: takes

text: care

text: of

text: business

text: He

text: then

text: begins

text: to

text: interrogate

text: the

text: two

text: hillbillies

text: with

text: Tucker

text: doing

text: most

text: of

text: the

text: talking

text: Without

text: a

text: proper

text: excuse

text: Tucker

text: merely

text: comes

text: out

text: with

text: the

text: truth

text: that

text: the

text: college

text: kids

text: are

text: psychos

text: and

text: are

text: killing

text: themselves

text: all

text: over

text: their

text: property

text: An

text: afraid

text: Dale

text: begins

text: to

text: blabber

text: out

text: that

text: Allison

text: who

text: is

text: inside

text: their

text: bedroom

text: unconscious

text: in

text: their

text: cabin

text: can

text: tell

text: him

text: which

text: frustrates

text: Tucker

text: and

text: makes

text: the

text: sheriff

text: that

text: much

text: more

text: suspicious

text: The

text: two

text: lead

text: him

text: into

text: the

text: cabin

text: which

text: makes

text: the

text: college

text: kids

text: panic

text: Inside

text: the

text: sheriff

text: investigates

text: Allison

text: 's

text: conditions

text: and

text: says

text: she

text: 's

text: not

text: braindead

text: and

text: will

text: recover

text: He

text: then

text: tells

text: the

text: two

text: that

text: he

text: warned

text: them

text: about

text: the

text: woods

text: and

text: told

text: them

text: to

text: stay

text: away

text: The

text: sheriff

text: confesses

text: that

text: the

text: two

text: could

text: be

text: taken

text: in

text: for

text: involuntary

text: manslaughter

text: if

text: they

text: are

text: lucky

text: and

text: as

text: he

text: is

text: saying

text: this

text: he

text: leans

text: on

text: the

text: weak

text: wooden

text: pillar

text: which

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: both

text: warn

text: him

text: about

text: but

text: is

text: too

text: late

text: as

text: the

text: beam

text: comes

text: flying

text: down

text: with

text: the

text: nailed

text: board

text: and

text: impales

text: the

text: sheriff

text: through

text: the

text: head

text: Still

text: alive

text: and

text: managing

text: to

text: step

text: outside

text: the

text: sheriff

text: lugs

text: to

text: his

text: car

text: as

text: Tucker

text: Dale

text: and

text: the

text: college

text: kids

text: look

text: on

text: in

text: fear

text: and

text: attempts

text: to

text: call

text: for

text: help

text: via

text: radio

text: before

text: falling

text: dead

text: Dale

text: and

text: Tucker

text: argue

text: over

text: fixing

text: that

text: beam

text: while

text: Naomi

text: Chloe

text: and

text: Jason

text: panic

text: from

text: the

text: back

text: as

text: they

text: are

text: locked

text: inside

text: Chuck

text: from

text: the

text: passenger

text: seat

text: spots

text: the

text: sheriff

text: 's

text: gun

text: and

text: runs

text: outside

text: to

text: shoot

text: at

text: the

text: two

text: hillbillies

text: Seeing

text: that

text: the

text: gun

text: is

text: n't

text: firing

text: Dale

text: in

text: panic

text: suggests

text: that

text: the

text: safety

text: might

text: still

text: be

text: on

text: and

text: Chuck

text: stupidly

text: turns

text: the

text: gun

text: around

text: for

text: the

text: safety

text: and

text: points

text: the

text: barrel

text: towards

text: his

text: head

text: accidentally

text: pulling

text: the

text: trigger

text: as

text: he

text: turns

text: off

text: the

text: safety

text: Goodbye

text: Chuck

text: Tucker

text: yells

text: at

text: the

text: kids

text: to

text: be

text: more

text: careful

text: as

text: Chad

text: comes

text: in

text: from

text: behind

text: picks

text: up

text: the

text: gun

text: and

text: starts

text: shooting

text: at

text: them

text: Dale

text: and

text: Tucker

text: run

text: inside

text: and

text: lay

text: on

text: the

text: ground

text: in

text: order

text: to

text: avoid

text: the

text: gunshots

text: Tucker

text: blames

text: Dale

text: for

text: the

text: situation

text: they

text: 're

text: in

text: and

text: Dale

text: responds

text: by

text: saying

text: that

text: they

text: should

text: n't

text: have

text: gone

text: fishing

text: which

text: he

text: confesses

text: to

text: hate

text: This

text: hurts

text: Tucker

text: 's

text: feelings

text: More

text: shots

text: are

text: fired

text: until

text: they

text: hear

text: a

text: dog

text: bark

text: outside

text: Tucker

text: asks

text: where

text: Janger

text: is

text: which

text: makes

text: Dale

text: panic

text: crawl

text: towards

text: the

text: window

text: and

text: see

text: that

text: Chad

text: is

text: holding

text: the

text: dog

text: hostage

text: with

text: the

text: other

text: three

text: now

text: freed

text: from

text: the

text: car

text: watching

text: Tucker

text: then

text: comes

text: up

text: with

text: a

text: plan

text: to

text: have

text: Dale

text: use

text: the

text: nail

text: gun

text: to

text: create

text: a

text: distraction

text: while

text: Tucker

text: himself

text: goes

text: outside

text: and

text: frees

text: Janger

text: The

text: two

text: make

text: their

text: move

text: as

text: Dale

text: shoots

text: the

text: nail

text: gun

text: close

text: to

text: the

text: kids

text: but

text: not

text: at

text: them

text: Tucker

text: runs

text: around

text: from

text: behind

text: and

text: uses

text: camouflage

text: to

text: reach

text: Janger

text: As

text: both

text: Dale

text: and

text: Chad

text: shoot

text: at

text: each

text: other

text: Tucker

text: successfully

text: reaches

text: Janger

text: as

text: Chad

text: runs

text: out

text: of

text: bullets

text: and

text: threatens

text: Dale

text: 's

text: dog

text: Tucker

text: frees

text: Janger

text: but

text: is

text: caught

text: by

text: the

text: ignorant

text: college

text: kids

text: Tucker

text: runs

text: into

text: the

text: woods

text: in

text: fear

text: and

text: is

text: chased

text: by

text: the

text: kids

text: He

text: hides

text: behind

text: a

text: log

text: much

text: like

text: the

text: woman

text: in

text: the

text: Memorial

text: Day

text: Massacre

text: and

text: attempts

text: to

text: camouflage

text: It

text: works

text: until

text: Chad

text: spots

text: him

text: and

text: knocks

text: him

text: out

text: with

text: a

text: punch

text: Moments

text: later

text: Tucker

text: wakes

text: up

text: to

text: see

text: himself

text: dangling

text: upside

text: down

text: from

text: a

text: tree

text: He

text: remarks

text: to

text: them

text: what

text: the

text: hell

text: is

text: wrong

text: with

text: you

text: kids

text: which

text: provokes

text: Chad

text: who

text: tells

text: Jason

text: to

text: hold

text: him

text: steady

text: and

text: says

text: that

text: Tucker

text: is

text: pure

text: evil

text: before

text: proceeding

text: to

text: chop

text: off

text: his

text: finger

text: for

text: their

text: fallen

text: friends

text: Back

text: in

text: the

text: cabin

text: Allison

text: wakes

text: up

text: to

text: see

text: Dale

text: wiping

text: her

text: head

text: and

text: covered

text: in

text: blood

text: She

text: asks

text: what

text: happened

text: and

text: Dale

text: can

text: not

text: seem

text: to

text: tell

text: her

text: crying

text: in

text: shock

text: and

text: anxiety

text: She

text: comforts

text: him

text: and

text: calms

text: him

text: down

text: Dale

text: then

text: asks

text: if

text: her

text: friends

text: are

text: crazy

text: before

text: telling

text: her

text: that

text: they

text: have

text: been

text: killing

text: themselves

text: then

text: tried

text: to

text: kill

text: Tucker

text: and

text: himself

text: before

text: trying

text: to

text: kill

text: his

text: dog

text: She

text: then

text: remembers

text: Todd

text: running

text: at

text: them

text: with

text: a

text: spear

text: and

text: begins

text: to

text: look

text: confused

text: Dale

text: says

text: that

text: her

text: friends

text: seem

text: to

text: enjoy

text: killing

text: and

text: panics

text: when

text: the

text: door

text: starts

text: banging

text: She

text: tries

text: to

text: calm

text: him

text: down

text: by

text: saying

text: her

text: friends

text: would

text: never

text: hurt

text: anybody

text: but

text: then

text: hears

text: Chad

text: scream

text: Die

text: hillbilly

text: from

text: the

text: outside

text: She

text: goes

text: out

text: to

text: check

text: and

text: sees

text: the

text: corpses

text: of

text: the

text: sheriff

text: and

text: her

text: friends

text: and

text: is

text: repulsed

text: She

text: looks

text: down

text: to

text: see

text: a

text: bloodied

text: cloth

text: on

text: the

text: doorstep

text: Allison

text: comes

text: back

text: in

text: and

text: Dale

text: recognizes

text: the

text: cloth

text: to

text: belong

text: to

text: Tucker

text: 's

text: shirt

text: They

text: unwrap

text: it

text: to

text: see

text: two

text: bloody

text: fingers

text: and

text: a

text: note

text: The

text: note

text: says

text: NOW

text: WE

text: GOT

text: YOUR

text: FRIEND

text: TRY

text: AND

text: GET

text: HIM

text: BACK.Dale

text: musters

text: up

text: his

text: courage

text: and

text: decides

text: to

text: go

text: out

text: and

text: save

text: Tucker

text: He

text: grabs

text: a

text: machete

text: and

text: prepares

text: to

text: walk

text: out

text: Allison

text: tries

text: to

text: stop

text: him

text: saying

text: they

text: should

text: n't

text: instigate

text: things

text: and

text: defends

text: her

text: friends

text: by

text: saying

text: that

text: they

text: must

text: be

text: trying

text: to

text: protect

text: her

text: Dale

text: gets

text: offended

text: and

text: asks

text: why

text: they

text: would

text: think

text: such

text: things

text: Allison

text: confesses

text: it

text: is

text: because

text: he

text: is

text: a

text: hillbilly

text: and

text: both

text: her

text: and

text: her

text: friends

text: misjudged

text: him

text: Dale

text: seems

text: to

text: accept

text: this

text: and

text: depresses

text: him

text: Before

text: he

text: departs

text: he

text: asks

text: Allison

text: to

text: tell

text: her

text: friends

text: he

text: is

text: harmless

text: and

text: never

text: wanted

text: to

text: hurt

text: anybody

text: Dale

text: goes

text: out

text: into

text: the

text: woods

text: calling

text: out

text: Tucker

text: 's

text: name

text: and

text: holding

text: his

text: machete

text: He

text: comes

text: across

text: puddles

text: of

text: blood

text: and

text: Tucker

text: 's

text: hat

text: and

text: sees

text: the

text: corpse

text: of

text: Mitchell

text: still

text: dangling

text: from

text: the

text: branch

text: Shaken

text: Dale

text: presses

text: onward

text: when

text: he

text: hears

text: Tucker

text: respond

text: to

text: his

text: calls

text: He

text: sees

text: Tucker

text: dangling

text: upside

text: down

text: and

text: approaches

text: him

text: As

text: he

text: 's

text: walking

text: Tucker

text: tells

text: him

text: it

text: 's

text: a

text: trap

text: and

text: Dale

text: accidentally

text: sets

text: it

text: off

text: Thankfully

text: he

text: stood

text: still

text: and

text: the

text: makeshift

text: spear

text: only

text: cut

text: through

text: his

text: pants

text: leg

text: He

text: cuts

text: down

text: Tucker

text: who

text: falls

text: headfirst

text: onto

text: the

text: ground

text: and

text: comments

text: that

text: their

text: vacation

text: sucks

text: Night

text: comes

text: and

text: Chad

text: and

text: Naomi

text: sneak

text: into

text: the

text: cabin

text: looking

text: for

text: Allison

text: They

text: creep

text: in

text: and

text: see

text: her

text: standing

text: in

text: the

text: bedroom

text: and

text: whispers

text: to

text: her

text: When

text: they

text: are

text: notified

text: that

text: nobody

text: else

text: is

text: home

text: they

text: calm

text: down

text: and

text: speak

text: normally

text: Chad

text: asks

text: her

text: what

text: they

text: did

text: to

text: her

text: which

text: she

text: replies

text: that

text: she

text: is

text: perfectly

text: fine

text: and

text: all

text: this

text: has

text: been

text: a

text: huge

text: misunderstanding

text: Chad

text: ignores

text: this

text: and

text: proceeds

text: to

text: burn

text: the

text: cabin

text: down

text: Allison

text: yells

text: at

text: him

text: to

text: stop

text: and

text: that

text: it

text: is

text: their

text: vacation

text: home

text: Chad

text: becomes

text: enraged

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: persuade

text: Allison

text: that

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: are

text: evil

text: men

text: and

text: that

text: he

text: was

text: trying

text: to

text: save

text: her

text: She

text: retorts

text: by

text: saying

text: they

text: saved

text: her

text: life

text: Naomi

text: makes

text: a

text: comment

text: that

text: Allison

text: developed

text: Stockholm

text: Syndrome

text: which

text: angers

text: Chad

text: He

text: questions

text: Allison

text: on

text: whether

text: if

text: she

text: has

text: truly

text: fallen

text: in

text: love

text: with

text: Dale

text: He

text: lunges

text: at

text: her

text: with

text: his

text: axe

text: until

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: rush

text: in

text: to

text: save

text: her

text: They

text: both

text: prepare

text: to

text: lunge

text: at

text: each

text: other

text: with

text: their

text: weapons

text: until

text: Allison

text: comes

text: between

text: them

text: and

text: sways

text: them

text: both

text: to

text: calm

text: down

text: sit

text: and

text: drink

text: tea

text: which

text: Tucker

text: makes

text: a

text: sarcastic

text: remark

text: that

text: he

text: 'll

text: bring

text: out

text: the

text: finger

text: sandwiches).She

text: sits

text: Chad

text: on

text: one

text: end

text: of

text: the

text: table

text: and

text: Dale

text: on

text: the

text: other

text: and

text: begins

text: serving

text: them

text: tea

text: Chad

text: asks

text: her

text: if

text: it

text: 's

text: Chamomile

text: Tea

text: and

text: says

text: that

text: he

text: can

text: not

text: drink

text: it

text: if

text: it

text: is

text: as

text: it

text: 'll

text: harm

text: his

text: asthma

text: She

text: says

text: it

text: 's

text: Earl

text: Grey

text: After

text: serving

text: tea

text: she

text: begins

text: the

text: therapy

text: session

text: She

text: will

text: allow

text: both

text: sides

text: to

text: tell

text: their

text: sides

text: of

text: the

text: story

text: and

text: to

text: consider

text: their

text: perspective

text: Chad

text: complies

text: and

text: begins

text: way

text: back

text: before

text: he

text: was

text: born

text: twenty

text: years

text: ago

text: during

text: the

text: Memorial

text: Day

text: Massacre

text: His

text: parents

text: were

text: among

text: the

text: partying

text: college

text: kids

text: who

text: were

text: killed

text: by

text: the

text: two

text: hillbillies

text: His

text: mother

text: revealed

text: to

text: be

text: the

text: blonde

text: woman

text: who

text: ran

text: away

text: into

text: the

text: woods

text: only

text: to

text: be

text: caught

text: by

text: one

text: of

text: them

text: was

text: the

text: lone

text: survivor

text: of

text: the

text: massacre

text: She

text: was

text: brought

text: back

text: to

text: camp

text: where

text: she

text: lied

text: next

text: to

text: her

text: lover

text: Chad

text: 's

text: father

text: who

text: did

text: n't

text: know

text: she

text: was

text: pregnant

text: with

text: Chad

text: and

text: reached

text: for

text: a

text: knife

text: in

text: the

text: toolbox

text: next

text: to

text: her

text: With

text: it

text: she

text: tried

text: freeing

text: him

text: When

text: one

text: of

text: the

text: hillbillies

text: tried

text: grabbing

text: her

text: she

text: stabbed

text: him

text: in

text: the

text: leg

text: and

text: escaped

text: This

text: caused

text: the

text: hillbillies

text: to

text: throw

text: Chad

text: 's

text: father

text: into

text: an

text: incinerator

text: and

text: watched

text: him

text: burn

text: to

text: death

text: The

text: woman

text: eventually

text: birthed

text: Chad

text: and

text: had

text: to

text: be

text: institutionalized

text: afterwards

text: He

text: heard

text: the

text: story

text: from

text: his

text: grandmother

text: As

text: the

text: flashback

text: ends

text: and

text: Chad

text: explains

text: why

text: he

text: holds

text: deep

text: hatred

text: towards

text: hillbillies

text: Dale

text: defends

text: himself

text: and

text: Tucker

text: by

text: saying

text: they

text: were

text: much

text: too

text: young

text: to

text: be

text: part

text: of

text: such

text: an

text: event

text: and

text: says

text: that

text: he

text: 's

text: harmless

text: saying

text: he

text: ca

text: n't

text: even

text: hurt

text: a

text: fish

text: Outside

text: Jason

text: and

text: Chloe

text: sneak

text: around

text: to

text: a

text: window

text: claiming

text: that

text: if

text: Chad

text: and

text: Naomi

text: had

text: not

text: returned

text: in

text: fifteen

text: minutes

text: the

text: two

text: of

text: them

text: would

text: charge

text: in

text: Allison

text: asks

text: how

text: both

text: of

text: them

text: feel

text: after

text: telling

text: their

text: stories

text: Dale

text: admits

text: he

text: feels

text: better

text: Suddenly

text: Jason

text: barges

text: in

text: with

text: a

text: weed

text: whacker

text: and

text: charges

text: towards

text: Tucker

text: who

text: narrowly

text: dodges

text: the

text: spinning

text: blades

text: Jason

text: accidentally

text: strikes

text: Naomi

text: 's

text: face

text: and

text: begins

text: mutilating

text: her

text: Chad

text: throws

text: the

text: table

text: forward

text: onto

text: Dale

text: and

text: tries

text: hacking

text: him

text: with

text: an

text: axe

text: only

text: to

text: be

text: punched

text: by

text: Tucker

text: Chad

text: grabs

text: a

text: lit

text: lamp

text: and

text: throws

text: at

text: the

text: two

text: but

text: misses

text: and

text: accidentally

text: hits

text: Jason

text: 's

text: leg

text: He

text: catches

text: on

text: fire

text: and

text: begins

text: to

text: panic

text: with

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: advising

text: him

text: to

text: stop

text: drop

text: and

text: roll

text: Chloe

text: grabs

text: a

text: jar

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: douse

text: the

text: fire

text: only

text: to

text: ignite

text: Jason

text: even

text: further

text: He

text: flings

text: himself

text: around

text: madly

text: and

text: finally

text: falls

text: over

text: burning

text: to

text: death

text: and

text: igniting

text: the

text: gasoline

text: Chad

text: was

text: pouring

text: moments

text: earlier

text: Shocked

text: Chloe

text: lights

text: a

text: cigarette

text: next

text: to

text: piles

text: of

text: gasoline

text: cans

text: which

text: Dale

text: admits

text: that

text: he

text: should

text: 've

text: moved

text: those

text: earlier

text: Tucker

text: Dale

text: and

text: Allison

text: make

text: a

text: run

text: for

text: it

text: followed

text: by

text: Chad

text: but

text: is

text: held

text: by

text: Naomi

text: who

text: is

text: begging

text: for

text: his

text: help

text: The

text: cabin

text: explodes

text: as

text: the

text: three

text: narrowly

text: make

text: it

text: out

text: killing

text: Jason

text: Chloe

text: Chad

text: and

text: Naomi

text: Tucker

text: and

text: Dale

text: stare

text: shocked

text: at

text: their

text: vacation

text: home

text: incinerating

text: and

text: Allison

text: states

text: that

text: she

text: is

text: a

text: terrible

text: therapist

text: which

text: Dale

text: disagrees

text: with

text: Just

text: as

text: things

text: calmed

text: down

text: Chad

text: emerges

text: half

text: of

text: his

text: body

text: burned

text: The

text: three

text: run

text: to

text: the

text: pickup

text: truck

text: and

text: try

text: to

text: start

text: the

text: truck

text: as

text: Chad

text: slowly

text: limps

text: to

text: them

text: axe

text: in

text: hand

text: They

text: finally

text: get

text: it

text: started

text: and

text: drive

text: away

text: As

text: Dale

text: mocks

text: the

text: college

text: kids

text: he

text: loses

text: his

text: focus

text: and

text: drives

text: into

text: a

text: tree

text: Dale

text: wakes

text: up

text: with

text: Janger

text: licking

text: him

text: and

text: sees

text: that

text: Allison

text: is

text: missing

text: and

text: Tucker

text: lying

text: beside

text: a

text: tree

text: bleeding

text: heavily

text: He

text: approaches

text: his

text: friend

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: help

text: him

text: He

text: tells

text: Dale

text: that

text: Chad

text: took

text: Allison

text: away

text: and

text: to

text: go

text: after

text: her

text: much

text: to

text: Dale

text: 's

text: dismay

text: He

text: admits

text: to

text: him

text: that

text: he

text: was

text: always

text: better

text: at

text: everything

text: and

text: he

text: sees

text: the

text: way

text: Allison

text: and

text: Dale

text: look

text: at

text: each

text: other

text: Proclaiming

text: their

text: friendship

text: Dale

text: promises

text: to

text: return

text: for

text: Tucker

text: and

text: runs

text: off

text: with

text: Janger

text: who

text: can

text: lead

text: him

text: to

text: Allison

text: Come

text: sun

text: rise

text: Dale

text: and

text: Janger

text: reach

text: an

text: abandoned

text: lumber

text: mill

text: He

text: leaves

text: behind

text: Janger

text: and

text: presses

text: on

text: alone

text: Chad

text: tied

text: Allison

text: up

text: to

text: a

text: log

text: next

text: to

text: a

text: saw

text: ala

text: a

text: classical

text: Western

text: villain

text: He

text: says

text: that

text: she

text: turned

text: hillbilly

text: on

text: him

text: and

text: if

text: she

text: begs

text: and

text: apologizes

text: he

text: will

text: let

text: her

text: go

text: and

text: kisses

text: her

text: Feeling

text: that

text: the

text: kiss

text: was

text: n't

text: right

text: he

text: decides

text: to

text: give

text: her

text: a

text: second

text: shot

text: and

text: licks

text: her

text: face

text: He

text: hears

text: banging

text: from

text: outside

text: and

text: smiles

text: Outside

text: Dale

text: breaks

text: open

text: the

text: tool

text: shed

text: and

text: straps

text: himself

text: up

text: with

text: various

text: weapons

text: He

text: equips

text: himself

text: with

text: a

text: welder

text: 's

text: mask

text: and

text: a

text: chainsaw

text: before

text: charging

text: in

text: Inside

text: Allison

text: gets

text: frightened

text: by

text: Dale

text: 's

text: appearance

text: and

text: he

text: reveals

text: himself

text: to

text: her

text: Using

text: a

text: knife

text: he

text: attempts

text: to

text: cut

text: the

text: ropes

text: while

text: Chad

text: starts

text: the

text: intercom

text: and

text: begins

text: making

text: threats

text: to

text: Dale

text: and

text: Allison

text: The

text: machine

text: starts

text: and

text: the

text: log

text: Allison

text: is

text: tied

text: slowly

text: begins

text: to

text: saw

text: it

text: vertically

text: in

text: half

text: Dale

text: continues

text: to

text: struggle

text: with

text: the

text: ropes

text: until

text: Chad

text: appears

text: and

text: attacks

text: Dale

text: He

text: throws

text: his

text: axe

text: at

text: him

text: but

text: misses

text: and

text: the

text: two

text: fight

text: each

text: other

text: Chad

text: with

text: a

text: metal

text: pipe

text: and

text: Dale

text: with

text: his

text: chainsaw

text: Chad

text: gains

text: the

text: upper

text: hand

text: until

text: Dale

text: stabs

text: him

text: in

text: the

text: leg

text: with

text: a

text: knife

text: strapped

text: to

text: his

text: boot

text: and

text: elbows

text: him

text: in

text: the

text: stomach

text: reaches

text: forward

text: grabs

text: the

text: axe

text: and

text: with

text: a

text: lucky

text: throw

text: cuts

text: Allison

text: 's

text: ropes

text: loose

text: With

text: the

text: girl

text: away

text: from

text: danger

text: Chad

text: and

text: Dale

text: continue

text: their

text: fight

text: Dale

text: throws

text: his

text: chainsaw

text: at

text: him

text: to

text: keep

text: him

text: off

text: balance

text: Allison

text: and

text: Dale

text: run

text: upstairs

text: and

text: locks

text: the

text: door

text: behind

text: them

text: Dale

text: looks

text: around

text: for

text: something

text: to

text: stab

text: Chad

text: with

text: while

text: something

text: catches

text: Allison

text: 's

text: eye

text: Allison

text: calls

text: out

text: to

text: Dale

text: as

text: he

text: looks

text: at

text: a

text: box

text: of

text: Chamomile

text: Tea

text: and

text: shows

text: him

text: an

text: old

text: newspaper

text: The

text: headline

text: states

text: that

text: one

text: of

text: the

text: killers

text: of

text: the

text: Memorial

text: Day

text: Massacre

text: was

text: caught

text: by

text: some

text: policemen

text: one

text: of

text: them

text: happening

text: to

text: be

text: the

text: same

text: sheriff

text: back

text: at

text: the

text: cabin

text: The

text: killer

text: bared

text: strong

text: resemblance

text: with

text: Chad

text: It

text: is

text: revealed

text: through

text: the

text: article

text: that

text: the

text: survivor

text: was

text: tortured

text: and

text: raped

text: before

text: being

text: freed

text: Chad

text: suddenly

text: emerges

text: with

text: the

text: chainsaw

text: and

text: threatens

text: the

text: two

text: Dale

text: is

text: knocked

text: to

text: the

text: ground

text: and

text: just

text: as

text: when

text: Chad

text: prepared

text: for

text: the

text: killing

text: blow

text: Dale

text: shows

text: him

text: the

text: newspaper

text: article

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question: Who watches the report on the news while in the hospital

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question: Who did Tucker try to save from the wood chipper?

answer: Mike

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question: How many fingers did Chad cut off Tucker?

answer: two

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question: Where the college student are going to camping?

answer: West Virginia

question: Who arrive at the cabin?

answer: Tucker and Dale

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question: Who advice Dale?

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question: What did Chad a Naomi accuse Allison of having?

answer: Stockholm syndrome

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question: Who accidentally killed themselves while attacking the cabin?

answer: Todd

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question: Tucker and Dale have a nice cabine?

answer: Yes

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question: Who asks Dale whether he managed to invite Allison on a date?

answer: Tucker

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question: Where is Chad when he tells a story about the "Memorial Day Massacre"?

answer: The campfire

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question: Who was the scarred killer?

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question: Are Chad  and Allison hillbillies?

answer: Yes

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question: Who did Dale rescue?

answer: Allison

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question: Who told Chad that his father was killed in the Memorial Day Massacre?

answer: his grandmother

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