text: The film opens with a homeless man (Bud Cort) on a deserted New Jersey boardwalk in Asbury Park being assaulted and severely beaten by three mysterious pre-teen kids in street hockey gear.Cardinal Glick (George Carlin) gives a presentation at a church telling about the various changes that are going to be made to boost Catholicism's fading image, including a new, more uplifting symbol for Jesus, the Buddy Christ, and a rededication of a century-old church. With a Papal sanction, anybody who enters the church on the day of the rededication ceremony will have all their sins forgiven, and be given a morally clean slate. This catches the attention of two fallen angels, Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon), when they are sent a newspaper cutting regarding the rededication. Loki was the former angel of death, and Bartleby, a Grigori or fallen angel, talked him into quitting his position, which got them banned from Heaven, to serve an eternity in a place worse than Hell; Wisconsin. Bartleby and Loki are not willing to spend another thousand years in Wisconsin, so they see the plenary indulgence as a loophole to sneak back into Heaven, and after analyzing the situation, the plan seems foolproof. Loki also figures that he can get back on God's good side if he resumes his position as the angel of death, killing people who God would consider sinners, particularly the creators of a hit children's show called "Mooby the Golden Calf." The two set off for New Jersey, killing various people along the way.We then meet Bethany Sloane (Linda Fiorentino), a Catholic who has been having a crisis of faith since her husband left her after a disease destroyed her uterus and ruined her chances of ever having children. She lives in Illinois and works at an abortion clinic which is often picketed by Catholic pro-life demonstrators. Bethany rejects going out on a date or socializing with her co-workers in favor of her job.We also meet Azrael (Jason Lee), a demon. We learn that he is in charge of the three kids from the beginning, the demonic Stygian Triplets. He enters a house and kills the homeowner, choosing the home because it has central air conditioning. He tells the Triplets that they need to kill the last Scion.That night, Bethany is getting ready for bed when she meets the Metatron (Alan Rickman), an angel who acts as God's messenger, who tells her about Bartleby and Loki's plan to get back into Heaven. It is here where we learn the biggest problem with their plan; if they sneak back into Heaven through the power of the plenary indulgence, they will have proven that God isn't infallible, which would cause all of existence to be erased. God wants Bethany to stop Bartleby and Loki from entering the church. Through the Metatron 'He' also tells her that she'll have support from two 'prophets'. Bethany is reluctant at first, but realizes over the course of the conversation that the situation is real.The following night, while she gets in her car after her job to go to New Jersey, she is attacked by the Stygians. Just as they are about to kill her, they are beaten up and flee. The heroes turn out to be Jay (Jason Mewes), and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), two New Jersey drug dealers/stoners who came to Illinois in hopes of finding John Hughes fictional town of Shermer. Bethany realizes that they are the so-called prophets that the Metatron told her about. She asks them to take her with them to New Jersey. Jay, thinking Bethany wants to have sex with him, agrees to take her with them.Jay manages to break down her stick-shift car by driving too fast in the wrong gear. Stranded in the middle of nowhere, Bethany is just about to head home, when a mysterious man falls out of the sky and lands on the road, completely naked. The man turns out to be Rufus (Chris Rock), the 13th apostle, who was left out of the Bible because he was black. In exchange for helping the trio stop Bartleby and Loki, he wants to ensure that he is referenced in the Bible and that Jesus' true color, black, is revealed. He also claims that Jesus still owes him twelve bucks. Jay and Silent Bob then go to a strip club to prove that Jay isn't gay, and the group meet a beautiful muse-turned-stripper named Serendipity (Salma Hayek).Meanwhile, Azrael isn't happy about the Stygian's failure to kill Bethany, so he decides to send something far more powerful.In PIttsburgh, Bartleby and Loki enter the boardroom of Mooby the Golden Calf's production executives. After pointing out the fatal sins of everyone in the room, Loki shoots and kills everyone in it, sparing only a woman who he claims is innocent. She ends up splashed with blood and scared to death, but unharmed.At the Illinois strip club, following a long theological discussion with Serendipity (who claims that God is a woman), the group is attacked by a demon called the Golgothan, a demon made entirely out of human excrement (the so-called Shit Demon, created from the voided waste of the crucified dead on Golgotha). The demon lays waste to half the people in the club including a gangster rap group befriended by Jay and Silent Bob, but is defeated by Bob, with the help of an odor-eliminating spray. The group continues on the road, while Serendipity stays behind to question the shit demon.Somewhere in Pennsylvania, Bartleby and Loki attempt to get on a bus, but are unable to get tickets. They are then confronted by Azrael, who warns them all about the people trying to stop them from entering the New Jersey church and that they intend to kill them, and that they should keep a low profile.While on a train, Jay and Silent Bob meet up with Bartleby and Loki. Bethany and Bartleby become friends over many drinks and a discussion on why they lost their faith. The drunk Bethany, thinking Bartleby is someone else, tells him about their plan to stop him and Loki. Bartleby goes crazy and tries to kill Bethany right there on the the train. Rufus, Jay, and Silent Bob then step in, and they throw the two angels off the train.While hiding out in an underground parking garage for the night, Loki, looking back on what Rufus said about there being serious consequences to their plan, questions whether or not he should go through with their plan. Bartleby is infuriated even more and has an epiphany about how God showed the humans more patience than he ever showed angels, and how it's unfair that they should be banished to earth for not agreeing with God's plan, while humans should have a choice. He insists that they continue, and kill Bethany and the others... even if it means that all of existence will cease. Loki suggests that Bartleby is acting much the way that Lucifer did in his conflict with God.At the same time, having left the train to throw Bartleby and Loki off their trail, and while camping out in the woods, Bethany questions the increasing seriousness of the situation. She demands to know why she was invested with the task of stopping the angels. Rufus then reveals the truth about Bethany. She is the last Scion, the last living blood relative of Jesus. Bethany finds this information too much, and decides that she can't go through with the mission, cursing God's name. The Metatron then comes down from Heaven once again and tells her that Jesus took the news about who he was the same way, but ultimately found the courage to go through with it. Bethany is inspired to continue on the mission.The Metatron then meets up with the others and tells them that God has gone missing on one of his periodic vacations, in which he takes on a human form and goes to the New Jersey coast to play skeeball. The group has no idea how this happened, and are out of ideas on how to stop Bartleby and Loki. Jay then suggests that they go ask Cardinal Glick to cancel the re-dedication ceremony, therefore rendering the loophole useless. The group meets up with Cardinal Glick, but he doesn't buy their story, and insists that the ceremony will take place as scheduled. He rudely sends them off. Jay retaliates by stealing one of the Cardinal's golf clubs.As Bartleby and Loki approach New Jersey, Bethany and the others sit in a bar, trying to decide what they should do now. Suddenly, Azrael shows up, along with the Stygian triplets. He kills the bartender, and takes the group hostage, while they wait for Bartleby and Loki to enter the church.Meanwhile, Bartleby and Loki show up at the re-dedication ceremony. Bartleby then proceeds to tell everybody there that they have all been condemned by God, and that they must now pay for their sins in blood. Forcing the now unwilling Loki to join in, he brandishes his wings, and begins slaughtering everyone at the ceremony with rapid firing machine guns.At the bar, Azrael tells everyone about his plan; he was once a muse himself, but refused to fight in the war between Heaven and Hell, and was condemned to Hell as a traitor. He spend a few million years trying to find a way to escape from Hell, but realizes that it's impossible. He then discovered the Catholics plan to make the church a passage of forgiveness on that day. Unable to become human and go through with the loophole himself, he decided to lure Bartleby and Loki into the church and cause them to destroy existence. He says that he'd rather not exist than go back to Hell... and is more than willing to take everyone down with him if it means never going back. Silent Bob then picks up the golf club that Jay stole from the cardinal and threatens Azrael with it. Azrael, believing the challenge to be a stupid decision, allows Silent Bob to hit him with it. Strangely enough, the golf club caves in Azrael's chest, killing him. Demons can only be defeated using an instrument of God, and Bethany assumes the Cardinal blessed his clubs for a better golf game. Using this knowledge, Bethany blesses the sink behind the bar, and the team drown the three Stygians in the holy water. The group then leaves for the church.When they get to the church, they find the scene of Bartleby and Loki's bloody massacre, but since they still exist, they conclude that they haven't yet entered the church. Loki then shows up, drunk, and with his wings cut off, he is now human. He and Serendipity greet each other like old friends. When confronted about the mass slaughter, Loki says that it was all Bartleby's idea, and that he didn't want to go through with the killing, and only wanted to walk through the church archway and have it be done at that. When the two had killed everyone present and had run out of ammunition, Bartleby began seizing strangers from nearby and dropping them to their deaths in front of the church.Bartleby then comes down from the sky and tells the group that he was waiting for them to arrive before they entered the church so he can kill them. Serendipity tries to tell him that Azrael was just using him, but Bartleby is already aware and tells them that he doesn't care anymore. Bartleby reveals that his mission is no longer to return to Heaven. Finding God's treatment of angels compared to humans unfair, his goal is now to destroy existence, which he feels is a failed experiment. Loki tries to talk Bartleby out of it, and Bartleby is disappointed in him. Bartleby stabs and kills his old friend. The group then attacks and tries to stop Bartleby. Jay tries to help by shooting off his wings with a machine gun, only to learn that he just made him human... and thus enable him to re-enter Heaven once he dies.Bethany, who heard in the news about the homeless man who was beaten by the Stygians at the beginning, realizes that the man is God, and if she takes Him off life support, God would be able to come down and stop Bartleby. She goes with Silent Bob to the hospital, and unplugs the man's life support system, which releases God from the body. However the force of God's spirit exiting the body is so powerful, it kills Bethany, causing a large wound to open up in her lower right abdomen, much like the wound Christ received on the cross.When Bartleby opens the doors to the church, only to find God (Alanis Morrisette) and the Metatron standing at the door. Upon seeing God and realizing that he has failed, Bartleby sobbingly apologizes. God silently forgives him. The Metatron then tells everyone who "isn't dead from another plane of existence" to cover their ears. They do it, Bartleby thanks God for her forgiveness and God opens her mouth, causing Bartleby's head and chest to explode.Existence is saved, and everyone is happy. Silent Bob then arrives with Bethany's dead body, which God instantly repairs and revives. Bethany wakes up, and is happy that everything is okay. Jay is confused as to what is going on, and God responds to Jay's profane outburst by kissing him, causing him to faint with a dopey smile on his face. God walks around the immediate area for a few moments, surveying the death and destruction caused by Bartleby and Loki. She smiles and all the corpses and blood disappear. Bethany thanks God for everything, and her faith is restored. The Metatron then reveals that Bethany is pregnant (God's repair was characteristically complete), before taking Rufus and Serendipity with him and God back to Heaven. As the film ends, Bethany tells a shocked Jay and Silent Bob that she's to be a mother, and that they can't have sex. Jay replies that it would be safe up until the third trimester.

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text: church

text: and

text: that

text: they

text: intend

text: to

text: kill

text: them

text: and

text: that

text: they

text: should

text: keep

text: a

text: low

text: profile

text: While

text: on

text: a

text: train

text: Jay

text: and

text: Silent

text: Bob

text: meet

text: up

text: with

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: Bethany

text: and

text: Bartleby

text: become

text: friends

text: over

text: many

text: drinks

text: and

text: a

text: discussion

text: on

text: why

text: they

text: lost

text: their

text: faith

text: The

text: drunk

text: Bethany

text: thinking

text: Bartleby

text: is

text: someone

text: else

text: tells

text: him

text: about

text: their

text: plan

text: to

text: stop

text: him

text: and

text: Loki

text: Bartleby

text: goes

text: crazy

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: kill

text: Bethany

text: right

text: there

text: on

text: the

text: the

text: train

text: Rufus

text: Jay

text: and

text: Silent

text: Bob

text: then

text: step

text: in

text: and

text: they

text: throw

text: the

text: two

text: angels

text: off

text: the

text: train

text: While

text: hiding

text: out

text: in

text: an

text: underground

text: parking

text: garage

text: for

text: the

text: night

text: Loki

text: looking

text: back

text: on

text: what

text: Rufus

text: said

text: about

text: there

text: being

text: serious

text: consequences

text: to

text: their

text: plan

text: questions

text: whether

text: or

text: not

text: he

text: should

text: go

text: through

text: with

text: their

text: plan

text: Bartleby

text: is

text: infuriated

text: even

text: more

text: and

text: has

text: an

text: epiphany

text: about

text: how

text: God

text: showed

text: the

text: humans

text: more

text: patience

text: than

text: he

text: ever

text: showed

text: angels

text: and

text: how

text: it

text: 's

text: unfair

text: that

text: they

text: should

text: be

text: banished

text: to

text: earth

text: for

text: not

text: agreeing

text: with

text: God

text: 's

text: plan

text: while

text: humans

text: should

text: have

text: a

text: choice

text: He

text: insists

text: that

text: they

text: continue

text: and

text: kill

text: Bethany

text: and

text: the

text: others

text: even

text: if

text: it

text: means

text: that

text: all

text: of

text: existence

text: will

text: cease

text: Loki

text: suggests

text: that

text: Bartleby

text: is

text: acting

text: much

text: the

text: way

text: that

text: Lucifer

text: did

text: in

text: his

text: conflict

text: with

text: God

text: At

text: the

text: same

text: time

text: having

text: left

text: the

text: train

text: to

text: throw

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: off

text: their

text: trail

text: and

text: while

text: camping

text: out

text: in

text: the

text: woods

text: Bethany

text: questions

text: the

text: increasing

text: seriousness

text: of

text: the

text: situation

text: She

text: demands

text: to

text: know

text: why

text: she

text: was

text: invested

text: with

text: the

text: task

text: of

text: stopping

text: the

text: angels

text: Rufus

text: then

text: reveals

text: the

text: truth

text: about

text: Bethany

text: She

text: is

text: the

text: last

text: Scion

text: the

text: last

text: living

text: blood

text: relative

text: of

text: Jesus

text: Bethany

text: finds

text: this

text: information

text: too

text: much

text: and

text: decides

text: that

text: she

text: ca

text: n't

text: go

text: through

text: with

text: the

text: mission

text: cursing

text: God

text: 's

text: name

text: The

text: Metatron

text: then

text: comes

text: down

text: from

text: Heaven

text: once

text: again

text: and

text: tells

text: her

text: that

text: Jesus

text: took

text: the

text: news

text: about

text: who

text: he

text: was

text: the

text: same

text: way

text: but

text: ultimately

text: found

text: the

text: courage

text: to

text: go

text: through

text: with

text: it

text: Bethany

text: is

text: inspired

text: to

text: continue

text: on

text: the

text: mission

text: The

text: Metatron

text: then

text: meets

text: up

text: with

text: the

text: others

text: and

text: tells

text: them

text: that

text: God

text: has

text: gone

text: missing

text: on

text: one

text: of

text: his

text: periodic

text: vacations

text: in

text: which

text: he

text: takes

text: on

text: a

text: human

text: form

text: and

text: goes

text: to

text: the

text: New

text: Jersey

text: coast

text: to

text: play

text: skeeball

text: The

text: group

text: has

text: no

text: idea

text: how

text: this

text: happened

text: and

text: are

text: out

text: of

text: ideas

text: on

text: how

text: to

text: stop

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: Jay

text: then

text: suggests

text: that

text: they

text: go

text: ask

text: Cardinal

text: Glick

text: to

text: cancel

text: the

text: re

text: dedication

text: ceremony

text: therefore

text: rendering

text: the

text: loophole

text: useless

text: The

text: group

text: meets

text: up

text: with

text: Cardinal

text: Glick

text: but

text: he

text: does

text: n't

text: buy

text: their

text: story

text: and

text: insists

text: that

text: the

text: ceremony

text: will

text: take

text: place

text: as

text: scheduled

text: He

text: rudely

text: sends

text: them

text: off

text: Jay

text: retaliates

text: by

text: stealing

text: one

text: of

text: the

text: Cardinal

text: 's

text: golf

text: clubs

text: As

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: approach

text: New

text: Jersey

text: Bethany

text: and

text: the

text: others

text: sit

text: in

text: a

text: bar

text: trying

text: to

text: decide

text: what

text: they

text: should

text: do

text: now

text: Suddenly

text: Azrael

text: shows

text: up

text: along

text: with

text: the

text: Stygian

text: triplets

text: He

text: kills

text: the

text: bartender

text: and

text: takes

text: the

text: group

text: hostage

text: while

text: they

text: wait

text: for

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: to

text: enter

text: the

text: church

text: Meanwhile

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: show

text: up

text: at

text: the

text: re

text: dedication

text: ceremony

text: Bartleby

text: then

text: proceeds

text: to

text: tell

text: everybody

text: there

text: that

text: they

text: have

text: all

text: been

text: condemned

text: by

text: God

text: and

text: that

text: they

text: must

text: now

text: pay

text: for

text: their

text: sins

text: in

text: blood

text: Forcing

text: the

text: now

text: unwilling

text: Loki

text: to

text: join

text: in

text: he

text: brandishes

text: his

text: wings

text: and

text: begins

text: slaughtering

text: everyone

text: at

text: the

text: ceremony

text: with

text: rapid

text: firing

text: machine

text: guns

text: At

text: the

text: bar

text: Azrael

text: tells

text: everyone

text: about

text: his

text: plan

text: he

text: was

text: once

text: a

text: muse

text: himself

text: but

text: refused

text: to

text: fight

text: in

text: the

text: war

text: between

text: Heaven

text: and

text: Hell

text: and

text: was

text: condemned

text: to

text: Hell

text: as

text: a

text: traitor

text: He

text: spend

text: a

text: few

text: million

text: years

text: trying

text: to

text: find

text: a

text: way

text: to

text: escape

text: from

text: Hell

text: but

text: realizes

text: that

text: it

text: 's

text: impossible

text: He

text: then

text: discovered

text: the

text: Catholics

text: plan

text: to

text: make

text: the

text: church

text: a

text: passage

text: of

text: forgiveness

text: on

text: that

text: day

text: Unable

text: to

text: become

text: human

text: and

text: go

text: through

text: with

text: the

text: loophole

text: himself

text: he

text: decided

text: to

text: lure

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: into

text: the

text: church

text: and

text: cause

text: them

text: to

text: destroy

text: existence

text: He

text: says

text: that

text: he

text: 'd

text: rather

text: not

text: exist

text: than

text: go

text: back

text: to

text: Hell

text: and

text: is

text: more

text: than

text: willing

text: to

text: take

text: everyone

text: down

text: with

text: him

text: if

text: it

text: means

text: never

text: going

text: back

text: Silent

text: Bob

text: then

text: picks

text: up

text: the

text: golf

text: club

text: that

text: Jay

text: stole

text: from

text: the

text: cardinal

text: and

text: threatens

text: Azrael

text: with

text: it

text: Azrael

text: believing

text: the

text: challenge

text: to

text: be

text: a

text: stupid

text: decision

text: allows

text: Silent

text: Bob

text: to

text: hit

text: him

text: with

text: it

text: Strangely

text: enough

text: the

text: golf

text: club

text: caves

text: in

text: Azrael

text: 's

text: chest

text: killing

text: him

text: Demons

text: can

text: only

text: be

text: defeated

text: using

text: an

text: instrument

text: of

text: God

text: and

text: Bethany

text: assumes

text: the

text: Cardinal

text: blessed

text: his

text: clubs

text: for

text: a

text: better

text: golf

text: game

text: Using

text: this

text: knowledge

text: Bethany

text: blesses

text: the

text: sink

text: behind

text: the

text: bar

text: and

text: the

text: team

text: drown

text: the

text: three

text: Stygians

text: in

text: the

text: holy

text: water

text: The

text: group

text: then

text: leaves

text: for

text: the

text: church

text: When

text: they

text: get

text: to

text: the

text: church

text: they

text: find

text: the

text: scene

text: of

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: 's

text: bloody

text: massacre

text: but

text: since

text: they

text: still

text: exist

text: they

text: conclude

text: that

text: they

text: have

text: n't

text: yet

text: entered

text: the

text: church

text: Loki

text: then

text: shows

text: up

text: drunk

text: and

text: with

text: his

text: wings

text: cut

text: off

text: he

text: is

text: now

text: human

text: He

text: and

text: Serendipity

text: greet

text: each

text: other

text: like

text: old

text: friends

text: When

text: confronted

text: about

text: the

text: mass

text: slaughter

text: Loki

text: says

text: that

text: it

text: was

text: all

text: Bartleby

text: 's

text: idea

text: and

text: that

text: he

text: did

text: n't

text: want

text: to

text: go

text: through

text: with

text: the

text: killing

text: and

text: only

text: wanted

text: to

text: walk

text: through

text: the

text: church

text: archway

text: and

text: have

text: it

text: be

text: done

text: at

text: that

text: When

text: the

text: two

text: had

text: killed

text: everyone

text: present

text: and

text: had

text: run

text: out

text: of

text: ammunition

text: Bartleby

text: began

text: seizing

text: strangers

text: from

text: nearby

text: and

text: dropping

text: them

text: to

text: their

text: deaths

text: in

text: front

text: of

text: the

text: church

text: Bartleby

text: then

text: comes

text: down

text: from

text: the

text: sky

text: and

text: tells

text: the

text: group

text: that

text: he

text: was

text: waiting

text: for

text: them

text: to

text: arrive

text: before

text: they

text: entered

text: the

text: church

text: so

text: he

text: can

text: kill

text: them

text: Serendipity

text: tries

text: to

text: tell

text: him

text: that

text: Azrael

text: was

text: just

text: using

text: him

text: but

text: Bartleby

text: is

text: already

text: aware

text: and

text: tells

text: them

text: that

text: he

text: does

text: n't

text: care

text: anymore

text: Bartleby

text: reveals

text: that

text: his

text: mission

text: is

text: no

text: longer

text: to

text: return

text: to

text: Heaven

text: Finding

text: God

text: 's

text: treatment

text: of

text: angels

text: compared

text: to

text: humans

text: unfair

text: his

text: goal

text: is

text: now

text: to

text: destroy

text: existence

text: which

text: he

text: feels

text: is

text: a

text: failed

text: experiment

text: Loki

text: tries

text: to

text: talk

text: Bartleby

text: out

text: of

text: it

text: and

text: Bartleby

text: is

text: disappointed

text: in

text: him

text: Bartleby

text: stabs

text: and

text: kills

text: his

text: old

text: friend

text: The

text: group

text: then

text: attacks

text: and

text: tries

text: to

text: stop

text: Bartleby

text: Jay

text: tries

text: to

text: help

text: by

text: shooting

text: off

text: his

text: wings

text: with

text: a

text: machine

text: gun

text: only

text: to

text: learn

text: that

text: he

text: just

text: made

text: him

text: human

text: and

text: thus

text: enable

text: him

text: to

text: re

text: enter

text: Heaven

text: once

text: he

text: dies

text: Bethany

text: who

text: heard

text: in

text: the

text: news

text: about

text: the

text: homeless

text: man

text: who

text: was

text: beaten

text: by

text: the

text: Stygians

text: at

text: the

text: beginning

text: realizes

text: that

text: the

text: man

text: is

text: God

text: and

text: if

text: she

text: takes

text: Him

text: off

text: life

text: support

text: God

text: would

text: be

text: able

text: to

text: come

text: down

text: and

text: stop

text: Bartleby

text: She

text: goes

text: with

text: Silent

text: Bob

text: to

text: the

text: hospital

text: and

text: unplugs

text: the

text: man

text: 's

text: life

text: support

text: system

text: which

text: releases

text: God

text: from

text: the

text: body

text: However

text: the

text: force

text: of

text: God

text: 's

text: spirit

text: exiting

text: the

text: body

text: is

text: so

text: powerful

text: it

text: kills

text: Bethany

text: causing

text: a

text: large

text: wound

text: to

text: open

text: up

text: in

text: her

text: lower

text: right

text: abdomen

text: much

text: like

text: the

text: wound

text: Christ

text: received

text: on

text: the

text: cross

text: When

text: Bartleby

text: opens

text: the

text: doors

text: to

text: the

text: church

text: only

text: to

text: find

text: God

text: Alanis

text: Morrisette

text: and

text: the

text: Metatron

text: standing

text: at

text: the

text: door

text: Upon

text: seeing

text: God

text: and

text: realizing

text: that

text: he

text: has

text: failed

text: Bartleby

text: sobbingly

text: apologizes

text: God

text: silently

text: forgives

text: him

text: The

text: Metatron

text: then

text: tells

text: everyone

text: who

text: is

text: n't

text: dead

text: from

text: another

text: plane

text: of

text: existence

text: to

text: cover

text: their

text: ears

text: They

text: do

text: it

text: Bartleby

text: thanks

text: God

text: for

text: her

text: forgiveness

text: and

text: God

text: opens

text: her

text: mouth

text: causing

text: Bartleby

text: 's

text: head

text: and

text: chest

text: to

text: explode

text: Existence

text: is

text: saved

text: and

text: everyone

text: is

text: happy

text: Silent

text: Bob

text: then

text: arrives

text: with

text: Bethany

text: 's

text: dead

text: body

text: which

text: God

text: instantly

text: repairs

text: and

text: revives

text: Bethany

text: wakes

text: up

text: and

text: is

text: happy

text: that

text: everything

text: is

text: okay

text: Jay

text: is

text: confused

text: as

text: to

text: what

text: is

text: going

text: on

text: and

text: God

text: responds

text: to

text: Jay

text: 's

text: profane

text: outburst

text: by

text: kissing

text: him

text: causing

text: him

text: to

text: faint

text: with

text: a

text: dopey

text: smile

text: on

text: his

text: face

text: God

text: walks

text: around

text: the

text: immediate

text: area

text: for

text: a

text: few

text: moments

text: surveying

text: the

text: death

text: and

text: destruction

text: caused

text: by

text: Bartleby

text: and

text: Loki

text: She

text: smiles

text: and

text: all

text: the

text: corpses

text: and

text: blood

text: disappear

text: Bethany

text: thanks

text: God

text: for

text: everything

text: and

text: her

text: faith

text: is

text: restored

text: The

text: Metatron

text: then

text: reveals

text: that

text: Bethany

text: is

text: pregnant

text: God

text: 's

text: repair

text: was

text: characteristically

text: complete

text: before

text: taking

text: Rufus

text: and

text: Serendipity

text: with

text: him

text: and

text: God

text: back

text: to

text: Heaven

text: As

text: the

text: film

text: ends

text: Bethany

text: tells

text: a

text: shocked

text: Jay

text: and

text: Silent

text: Bob

text: that

text: she

text: 's

text: to

text: be

text: a

text: mother

text: and

text: that

text: they

text: ca

text: n't

text: have

text: sex

text: Jay

text: replies

text: that

text: it

text: would

text: be

text: safe

text: up

text: until

text: the

text: third

text: trimester

question: What state is the arcade located in?

answer: New Jersey

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text: New Jersey

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text: New Jersey

question: Who tries to kill Bethany?

answer: the triplets

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question: Who steals Glick's golf club ?

answer: Jay

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question: Where are Bartleby and Loki banished to?

answer: Hell

text: Hell

text: Hell

text: Hell

text: Hell

text: Hell

text: Wisconsin

text: Wisconsin

question: Who beat John Doe Jersey senseless?

answer: The Stygian Triplets

text: The Stygian Triplets

text: The Stygian Triplets

question: What does Metatron explain about God's whereabouts ?

answer: He went missing while on vacation in New Jersey

question: How does Bob kill Azrael ?

answer: By telling him the Catholics plan to make the church a passage of forgiveness

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With a golf club to the chest.
with the golf club

question: Who resigned as Angel of Death?

answer: Loki

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question: Who is the last living relative of Jesus in the movie?

answer: Bethany

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question: Where does Bethany and Bob race to?

answer: new jersey, hospital

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question: Who kills Loki ?

answer: Azrael

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question: Whom does Azrael summon to find and kill Bethany?

answer: the stygians

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question: Who does Azrael capture ?

answer: news clipping

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question: Where is the train headed?

answer: New Jersey

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question: Who attacks Bethany?

answer: the triplets

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question: Who manifests as a woman before Bartleby in the cathedral?

answer: god

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question: Who serves Azrael in Hell?

answer: the styngian triplets

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question: Who attempts to seduce Bethany?

answer: Jay and Silent Bob

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